Tapped Out Walkthrough: Level 37 Part 4 (Weekend Dad 11-16)

Almost done now. I am starting to see where Milhouse gets his “personality” from. Lol. (Just in case you still need them, Weekend Dad Parts 1-5 here and 6-10 here.)

Weekend Dad Pt.11

After tapping on Kirk

Kirk: Milhouse, would it be too scarring for you if you rocked your old man to sleep in your arms, stroking his hair, telling him it’s all going to work out?
Milhouse: You lost your job again, didn’t you?
Kirk: Kids are just too perceptive these days.
Milhouse: Don’t worry-I’ve got it covered! You know how all these years,  you’ve told me that being friends with Bart was a waste of time?
Milhouse: Well, not any more! His dad is desperate to hire someone!
Kirk: What kind of job could Homer possibly be hiring for?
Milhouse: I don’t know- but he said it’s in the game industry.

Make Kirk Gold-Farmin Homer’s Happy Little Elves Game- 24hrs

Homer: Just keep don’t the shortest jobs possible over and over again.
Homer: That’s the best way for me to get gold in this Happy Little Elves game.

Kirk: Can’t you just buy some Elf Berries?
Homer: I don’t pay you to think. I pay you to tap!

Weekend Dad Pt. 12

After tapping on Homer

Homer: That was a great first day, Kirk.
Homer: Now it’s time for you to work your first night. And then the next day, and then the next night, and…

Kirk: But Homer, I need to sleep.
Homer: Fine, you can sleep after that. But I’m docking all this sleeping time you’re taking from you salary.

Make Kirk Gold-Farmin Homer’s Happy Little Elves Game- 24hrs (x3)

Weekend Dad Pt. 13

After tapping on Homer

Homer: Great work, Milhouse’s Dad! Now I believe you cut was ten percent of the gold you farmed for me…
Kirk: What?! You’re going to pay me in-game currency? What good is that going to do me?!
Homer: maybe you haven’t noticed, but it’s all in-game currency around here. No one says “dollars” anymore.
Kirk: Well, at least give me some premium currency then!
Homer: Donuts? Fat chance, fatso!
Kirk: I’m not the fatso – you’re the fatso!
Homer: I believe you mean, “you’re the fatso, boss.”

Homer: Here, I’ll pay you with this thing I found in the basement. It’s been around for years and no one wants it. Just like you.
Kirk: Wow, that was really mean.
Homer: I know. I felt bad as soon as I said it, sorry. I thin I’m just depressed because you’re life is so sucky.

A Golden Calf Idol has been placed in your inventory.

Place the Golden Calf Idol

Weekend Dad Pt. 14

After tapping on Kirk

Kirk: I bet I can pawn this cow off at the comic book shop. He collects all sorts of weird stuff.

CBG: Ah, the golden statue from the discontinued dance show Twerkcules and the Golden Calf.
CBG: Unfortunately, this is a fake. Therefore, I will give you nothing for it.
Kirk: Nothing? I was hoping for a little more than that!
CBG: Fine, I will pay you something, but only if you stand around in the shop.
CBG: Your presence make my customers feel better about their own lives by comparison.

Make Kirk Get Belittled by Nerds- 12hrs

Kirk: You know Milhouse, things are really looking up. Today I got a job base solely off my looks. Now I know how models feel.
Milhouse: Sounds like people are finally appreciating you. Maybe now we can throw out all your vision boards?

Weekend Dad Pt. 15

After tapping on Milhouse

Milhouse: I guess you’re just about ready to nail a job as a big time manager, huh dad?
Kirk: Yeah, about that…it doesn’t seem like getting work experience is all that helpful in actually getting work.
Kirk: These jobs are all dead ends.

Kirk: What I need is time to network in all those cracker factory social circles, maybe graduate up to the glitzy world of graham crackers.
Milhouse: But who’s going to pay you to take time off and noodle around, looking for your dream job?
Kirk: The government!

Build the Unemployment Office ($310,500/ 36hrs)

It sits on an 11×15 plot

Make Kirk collect Unemployment Check- 24hrs

Kirk: Wow, a check for doing nothing! Finally the government is good for something other than just building roads and hospitals.

Weekend Dad Pt .16

After tapping Milhouse

Milhouse: Dad, when I grow up I’m going to be unemployed. Just like you!
Kirk: My son wants to follow in my footsteps. I am so proud.

Kirk: This is cause for a celebration! The Van Houtens are going to dine on the best food an unemployment check will allow.

Make Kirk Eat at Krusty Burger-30 minutes
Make Milhouse Eat at Krusty Burger-30 minutes

Milhouse: You know, with you not working all the time, It’s been nice to actually spend some time together.
Kirk: Without a job to get in the way, I see now that the most important thing in life is family.

Kirk: And government- provided unemployment benefits. Yeah, mostly that.

And that completes the Weekend Dad Tasks.

***Bunny***