Simpson Babies: Full Dialogue Week 4, Age Against the Machine

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Simpsons Babies is about to end!  Have you been following along with the baby mystery?  Do you know what has happened over the course of 4 weeks?

Now that we’re just about to wrap up Week 4, and the entire event, it’s time to look back on the dialogue…just in case you missed any of it by tappin’ too fast!

If you missed any of the dialogue from weeks 1-3 you can check it out here: Week 1, Week 2, and Week 3.

As a reminder, here’s the synopsis for Week 4, direct from EA:

With Bart being the only Simpson not to be babified, it’s up to him to get to Burns to make him revise the Youthenizer. Bart leaves the Baby Simpons with Abe as their babysitter. Abe reminds Bart that he can call the police, which Bart tries only to find that the police are out trying to buy a new answering machine.

Bart makes it inside the power plant only to find a Youthenized Burns who sicks his hounds on Bart. Luckily for Bart, Burns’ hounds have also been Youthenized and turned into puppies! So, Young Burns decides to take matters into his own hands and leaves to find his musket. Meanwhile, Abe is babysitting his baby family who are all getting fed up with waiting for Bart to return.

Abe and family show up at the power plant as Young Burns is hunting Bart with his musket. The babies confront Young Burns who reviles that the Younthenizer was invited by his frenemy, Thomas Edison, that it’s powered by teenage blood, and can only make people (and dogs) younger. After reviling his secret Young Burns tries to line up his shot to kill the Simpsons Family. Abe makes a desperate last attempt to save the family and grabs the Youthenizer but gets cut turning it on. Fueled by Grandpa’s old blood, the Youthenizer reverses the aging process and returns everyone to their correct age, except Abe who is much older now, and somehow Bart is now a baby.

With that, the story is over, and Maggie falls asleep and Homer and Marge return from their date full of ham and cheese sandwiches.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 1
Autostarts

Bart: Time to make Mr. Burns reverse the Youthenizer – by force! Sound off, Simpson family assault squad!
Baby Marge: Goo goo!
Baby Lisa: Boo boo!
Baby Homer: Woo hoo!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Baby Lisa: I guess it’s all up to you, Bart. Everyone else is a baby now.
Grampa: I’m not a baby! And my diapey needs changing! Waaah!
Bart: Grampa, take care of the kids. And if I’m not back in one hour, call the police.
Grampa: You’re dumb as a pineapple! You can call the police now!
Bart: I tried that!
Wiggum: Hello, you’ve reached the Springfield Police Department. We’re out getting a new answering machine, so please leave your name and crime after the tone.
Lou: The tone doesn’t work, Chief. That’s why we’re getting a new answering machine.
Wiggum: I’m not following. Let’s roll!
Make Babies Befuddle Grampa- x3. 
Collect Safety Gear- x50. 

Age Against the Machine Pt. 2
Autostarts

Bart: Sneaking into the nuclear plant is a cinch. Skateboard up the cooling tower… through the atomic blast vent… Past the guard crow…
Crow: *CAW!*
Bart: And I’m in! Smack in the middle of Old Man Burns’ office!
Young Burns: “Old Man”? Pshaw! Thanks to the Youthenizer, I’m a scrapping young ball-whacker like you! …Although infinitely richer, and with a pack of hounds at my disposal. Release the hounds!
Bart: Heeeeeeelp! Wait, they’re just puppies. Aww.
Young Burns: The Youthenizer must have hit them by mistake. Damn thing shoots every which way. Hold on a minute and I’ll threaten you with my musket instead.
Make Bart Wait Patiently in Terror- 4hrs
Make Mr. Burns Release the Puppies- 4hrs
Collect Safety Gear- x100. 

Age Against the Machine Pt. 3
Autostarts

Baby Homer: Waaaah-BURP! Waaaah-BURP!
Grampa: Shut up, ya midgit idjit! I didn’t put up with this from my own son, and I won’t put up with it from you!
Baby Homer: I am your son.
Grampa: You are? Then who am I? I’m very confused!
Baby Lisa: Ugh, I can’t sit idly by and play with this plastic ring stacker much longer. Five minutes at most. It’s really fun. After that, we’ve got to help Bart!
Make Lisa Stack Donut-Like Rings- 4hrs
Collect Safety Gear- x100. 

Age Against the Machine Pt. 4
Autostarts

Young Burns: All right, youthful Bartholomew. Come out from behind those adorable puppies so I can shoot you.
Grampa: Not so fast! These infants and I are here to, uh… for some reason. That’s why!
Young Burns: Gadzooks, it’s four babies and a funeral!
Baby Lisa: Your Youthenizer is wreaking havoc, Mr. Burns! We demand you reverse it and restore us to our proper ages!
Young Burns: Impossible! The Youthenizer can’t make anyone older. It only works one way, being as it’s powered by a reservoir of adolescent blood.
Baby Marge: Oh, crudpoop.
Baby Homer: Logical, though. Eminently logical.
Young Burns: It was specially invented for me by my boyhood frenemy, Thomas Alva Edison, that I might one day live life anew…So I saved it until I was at death’s very door. Then I forgot about it for seventy more years. Then, I put it to use!
Baby Lisa: How come it turned us into babies, but you into an older kid?
Young Burns: It’s a Youthenizer, not a Youth-A-Sizer! It only has so much youthening power!
Make Mr. Burns Aim Musket- 4hrs
Collect Safety Gear- x100.
Young Burns: Of course, now that you know my secret, I must kill you all. I only have one musket ball, so stand in front of one another with your aortas perfectly aligned.

Age Against the Machine Pt. 5
Autostarts

Grampa: It’s not fair! How come everybody but me gets to be young?
Young Burns: Shush! I need absolute silence while I’m kerblamming you.
Baby Homer: Yoiks! I’m so scared I pooped my pants earlier!
Grampa: To hell with all of you! If I’m going to die, I’m going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
Baby Marge: *gasp* Grampa grabbed the Youthenizer!
Baby Lisa: Be careful, Grampa! If you fire it at us babies, you might youthenize us right out of existence!
Grampa: Babies can bite my wrinkly patoot! I’m pulling the trigg– OW! I sliced open my papery skin on the gizmodulator!
Youthenizer: BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
Make Babies Get Blasted by the Youthenizer – x5. 4hrs
 Make Bart Get Blasted by a Musket- 4hrs
Collect Safety Gear- x100.

Burns: Curses! Abe Simpson’s decrepit old blood leaked into the Youthenizing reservoir, transmuting it into an Oldening Ray!
Lisa: Of course, an Oldening Ray! And it blasted us all back to our normal ages!
Grampa: Except me. I’m much, much more ancient now.
Homer And Marge: Hooray!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Baby Bart: What matters is, everything is back to normal.
Lisa: Oh no, Bart! You’ve been baby-ized!
Baby Bart: Teethe my shorts!
Burns: Huh. I thought I was murdering him with my musket, but it turned out to be the spare Youthenizer. I really ought to pay more attention to whom I shoot with what.

Simpsons Babies Outro
Auto starts

Lisa:…And I suppose it turned out that Maggie had secretly shoved Grampa’s forearm, causing him to bleed profusely. And that’s how Maggie saved the day, as always!
Maggie: *suck* *sleep* *suck*
Lisa: We did it, Bart! She’s asleep!
Bart: Wait, so it all really was just a story we were telling Maggie? I’m gonna lodge a complaint with the writer!
Lisa: Eh, he or she doesn’t care. Seriously.
Make Bart Write an Angry Letter- 4hrs
Marge: Hi, kids! We’re home! And we had the most romantic ham and cheese sandwich dinner.
Homer: We sure did. And we washed it all down with a fine croque monsieur.

And this concludes the final dialogue for the Simpsons Babies Event!

Thoughts on the story?  Did you expect the story to take you where it did during week 4?  Overall take on the Simpsons Babies?  Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!