Tapped Out Walkthrough: Krustyland…The Krusty-est Place on Earth Part 2

Krustyland
We last left off with the building of Sideshow you, and Krusty’s plan to not cheat customers anymore.  We pick things back up in part 2 with Comic Book Guy arriving in Krustyland

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 16
Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
Krusty: Uh, nowhere. I’m trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
Comic Book Guy: On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.  I have mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.  Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strength.
Krusty: One shop, coming up!
Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop- 1750 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Comic Book Guy free when complete
TSTO Krustyland Itchy_and_Scratchy_Gift_Shop_

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 17
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
Comic Book Guy: Not now, I’m shopping for toys.
Krusty: Right. But I’m offering you a highly-paid–
Comic Book Guy: SHOPPING!
Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop – 60 min
Keep Krusty free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 18
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Uhh, these people are pigs! There’s trash all over the place!
Lisa:  Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.
Krusty:Recycling? Isn’t that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
Lisa: You can also do it to trash.
Krusty: Sounds expensive. Let’s stick with the garbage cans.
Place Garbage Bins (3x)- 100 tickets/ea
Keep Wiggum free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 19
Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Hold on just a second there, Krusty.  I’m here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they’re not going to be up to snuff.  I just hope SOMEONE doesn’t leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.
Krusty:  Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
Wiggum: Oh. Well, that stinks. What’s the point of having lawmen if they’re not out there on the street collecting bribes?
Krusty: If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
Wiggum:Gee, would ya? That’d be swell.
Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes4 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 20
After tapping Wiggum
Wiggum: So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
Krusty: Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
Wiggum: Sounds great!
Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger– 30 mins
Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along– 8 hrs
Keep Krusty free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 21
After tapping Krusty

Krusty:  Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
Comic Book Guy: I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
Krusty: Yikes. That’s kinda harsh.
Comic Book Guy: Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.  A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces me you you’re moving in real life.
Krusty: That’s moronic!
Comic Book Guy: Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
Krusty: But what money-grubing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
Comic Book Guy: A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.
Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride– 2500 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Comic Book Guy, Milhouse & Bart free when complete
TSTO Krustyland Radioactive_Man_the_Ride

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 22
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say “up and atom”.…except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as “up and at ‘em.”
Bart: Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let’s go Milhouse!
Comic Book Guy: Gah! Children, at a them park? Is no place sacred?
Make Comic Book Guy Rides the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs
Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs
Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 23
After tapping Comic Book Guy 

Comic Book Guy: I have discovered another glaring omission in your park — no mascots.  Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
Krusty: Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they’re used to wearing masks.
Hire a Krustyland Mascot– Itchy or Scratchy 60 donuts or Poochie 2500 tickets

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 24
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
Krusty: No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too.
Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle- 5000 tickets, 36hrs
Keep Comic Book Guy Free when complete
TSTO Krustyland food needle

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 25
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: All of this consulting has left me famished.  I will now sample the Food Needle’s offering, which Yelp! describes as: “technically edible,” and “clow-quality food.”
Krusty:  My favorite review? “The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn’t.” Tough but accurate.
Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle– 12 hrs
Keep Nelson free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 26
Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he’s not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, pleace. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike,
Homer: We haven’t built it yet. Come back in twenty-four hours.
Nelson: I don’t think you understand.  I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
Homer: And what if i don’t?
Nelson:Then you won’t progress any further in this dumb game.
Homer: I guess it’s true what they say — the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.
Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show – 7500 tickets, 36 hrs
Keep Lisa and Nelson free when complete
TSTO Krustyland wet wild stunt show

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 27
After tapping Lisa

Lisa:  Nelson, don’t you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of… cruel?
Nelson: I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty’s probably what makes it so great.  Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
Lisa:  The animal activist in me says no… but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.
Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show– 12 hrs
Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show – 12 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 28
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
Lisa: It was a chilling display of man’s heartlessness towards his animal brethren.  And we got soaked!  You want to get some cotton candy?
Nelson:Sure! I mean… sure, whatever. I guess.
Place a Cotton Candy Stand– 400 tickets, instant build
TSTO Krustyland cotton candy stand

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 29
After tapping Nelson 

Nelson: So, what do you want to do now?
Lisa: I read on the internet that there’s going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…but according to the data-mined text files, it’s not being released until level 150!
Nelson:Don’t worry — I can bully anything. Hey, game! I’m gonna count down from five…and if I don’t have that ride when I get to zero, I’m going to mess up your save file. 5… 4…3…2…
Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty’s Haunted Condo!
TSTO Krustyland haunted condo
Nelson: That’s more like it.
Build Krusty’s Haunted Condo –10,000 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Nelson and Lisa free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 30
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.  I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it’d be you.  Or whatever.
Lisa: Awww…
Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo  – 8 hrs
Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo – 8 hrs

To be continued….you’ll need to keep Nelson and Lisa free for the next part.  We’ll pick things back up with the 3rd and final Krustyland Walkthrough soon.

Part 3

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