Tapped Out Walkthrough: Level 33 Eddie & Lou

With the excitement of Level 33 arriving today we’ve decided to put some of the older posts on hold for now and post current level 33 content.

Let’s get this started with the Level 33 Walkthrough

You’ll need Snake free to start the level

Bad Cops Pt. 1
After tapping Snake

Snake: I’m totally going to get past the museum’s alarms and armed guards to steal the famous ‘Star of Ogdenville Diamond!’ But first, I’ll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist!
Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (1hr)

Bad Cops Pt. 2:
Auto initated after Snake is done and you’ve collected the XP and Cash

Apu: Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take?
Wiggum: I’m not about the past, Apu. I’m all about what the future holds. And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee.
Apu: This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing. I’m going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé!
Wiggum: What kind of exposé?
Apu: Hard-hitting!
Wiggum: *gasp* No need for that! I’ll round up the troops. I’ll even get the S.W.A.T. van back…which I Borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump.
Place S.W.A.T. Van- $225,000, instant build.
Keep Wiggum free

Character Unlock! 
   

Bad Cops Pt. 3:
After Tapping Chief Wiggum

Wiggum: Eddie & Lou Good to have you back. Everyone’s been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people.
Eddie: What, like ‘Avenue Q?’
Wiggum: No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets? Now, I don’t want to do a lot of patrolling because there’s no guarantee anyone will see us doing it. So I’m setting up a physical training exercise. That way the citizens will have something to watch…and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung.
Place Training Wall-($270)

Make Eddie Train for Action- (12 hours)
Keep Wiggum Free When Complete

 Bad Cops Pt. 4
After Tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Bad news, Quimby’s jumped on this ridiculous “let’s catch criminals” bandwagon. He wants to see more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise.
Lou: Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests.
Wiggum: Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things….like milkshakes. Lou, hit those files. Eddie let’s see if we can eat you back into those 36 pants.
Make Lou Study Evidence (1hour)
Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger (30minutes)
Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger (30 minutes)
Keep Eddie and Cletus Free as they finish

Bad Cops Pt. 5
After tapping Eddie
Eddie: Chief, I got a read- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine.
Wiggum: Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They’re rolling in watermelon and chicken but all they do is whine, whine, whine.
Lou: Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway
Wiggum: Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of the job I hate.
Make Cletus Go in for Questioning- 8hrs
Auto-started after Cletus is done
Lou: So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine?
Wiggum: Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletush don’t, don’t, doesn’t sell them. He’s sorry so we’re not preshing chargesh.
Lou: But Chief!
Wiggum: Help me get ’em inside. I’m a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I’m….yesh! I’m starting to go blind.
Keep Homer, Cletus, Bart,and Wiggum free for the next part.

Homer triggers the next quest.
Code Brown


Homer: Marge! Flanders’ WiFi is out again, so I can’t watch Neftlix!
Marge: Well I’m not asking him to turn his modem on and off again – it’s embarrassing.  Have you seen Bart?
Homer: I saw him with Milhouse.  They were unsupervised, so I’m sure they’re fine.
Marge: Go find him.  I don’t want him to get in trouble with the authorities again.  He’s already got two strikes against him…and God knows how many foul balls.
Homer: Fine, I’ll go look for him…as far as you know.
Marge: What was that?
Homer: Nothing.  Love you, sweetie.
Make Homer Break into the Brown House and Watch TV- 3m
Making Bart Paintball in the Brown House-2hrs
Make Cletus Harvest Copper Wire in the Brown House-3hrs
Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van-6hrs
Keep Eddie free at the completion of this quest.

Unusual Suspects–Pt.1
After Tapping Eddie

Eddie: Mr. Simpson?  We’d like to question you about a local “brown house” which seems to be the center of some minor felonies.
Homer: It certainly has!  That’s why I came over to investigate.  The door was wide open, the TV was already on, and the WiFi was streaming real smooth.
Eddie: What about the fridge being raided, the beer cans strewn all over, and the wall-to-wall carpeting you pulled off the floor to use as a blanket.
Homer: I get cold when I watch TV drunk.
Make Homer Go in for Questioning- 8hrs
Make sure Lou is free at the completion of this quest.

Auto-started at the completion of Homer being questioned
Lou: So after thirty seconds, Homer not only implicated himself, but just about everyone else in town. That brown house is a locus of break-ins, vandalism, and theft.
Wiggum: File it under “boring,” Lou…just like your use of the word “locus.”  We won’t have to do all the other arrests if we can just solve some big, flashy crimes.  And that’ll still placate Quimby.
Lou: You get to use “placate,” but I can’t use “locus”?
Wiggum: I have the gravitas to pull it off.  Now catch me a “Dexter” so we can “Shawshank” him!

Unusual Suspects–Pt.2
After tapping on Lou

Lou: Everyone in Springfield is involved in some kind of petty crime.
Eddie: Yeah, but Chief says we need to find something big – some super-dangerous criminal.
Lou: Uh…my gun’s been jammed for a couple of years.
Eddie: I don’t even know where mine is.  Let’s go get a jaywalker or two.
Make Lou Pursue Criminals-4hrs
Make Eddie Track Down Criminals-4hrs
Make sure Kent Brockman is free at the completion of this quest. 

Unusual Suspects–Pt.3
After tapping on Brockman

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, reporting on the dramatic surge in police action in Springfield.
Wiggum: There’s no “dramatic surge” Kent.  What happened is I switched our coffee from decaf to regular.  It gave some of our officers the jitters, but they’re moving a lot faster.
Kent Brockman: But what about all the law-abiding citizens being arrested for seemingly meaningless violations?
Wiggum: Kent, you can’t call any law meaningless!  We don’t rank laws.  A kidnapping is no more important than a broken taillight. Actually, can I change that last thing I said?
Kent Brockman: We’re live.
Wiggum: Nuts.  I’m very tired, Kent.  I think my coffee high wore off.
Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van-6hrs
Make sure Moe is free at the completion of this quest.

Moe Town
After tapping on Moe
Moe: Alright, ya bums, last call!
Barney: But it’s only ten o’clock, which means I can still read the clock, which means I’ve only begun to get drunk.
Moe: I got a date, if you must know.
Barney: Ooooh.  Is it serious?
Moe: No, she don’t know nothin’ about it.  I’m scooping her out for when she does become available.  Then I’ll be able to tell her that I spied on her for years.  Love is best when done as a long con, Barn.
Make Moe Spy on Midge-12hrs
Make sure Wiggum is free at the completion of this quest.

Auto-started At the completion of Moe Spying at Midge

Lou: Hey, Chief, what’s Moe doing there in the bushes?  He looks pretty suspicious.
Wiggum: Oh, he’s just spying on Marge.  That’s his hobby.  It’s good for him – keeps him out of trouble. Now when Eddie gets back from his date I want you and him to look for big crime!
Lou: Who’s Eddie on a date with?
Wiggum: Not your ex-wife Amy!  And even if it were, she definitely wouldn’t be wearing that red dress you got her for Valentine’s Day.
Lou: I feel like I’m going to be sick.
Wiggum: Not on your uniform, please.  We only get reimbursed for getting blood stains out.

Unusual Suspects–Pt.4
After tapping on Wiggum

Wiggum:  Well, well, well.  If it isn’t our old pal Snake, aka Jailbird.  Or Jailbird, aka Snake. Search him, Eddie!  Got a stack of papers on you, huh, Snake?  What are they, rolling papers, or contracts to take out hits?
Snake: Dude, no.  They’re just blank insurance policies.  I’m a legitimate life insurance salesman now.

Wiggum: I’ve never been able to pass a life insurance physical.  I’ve got a touch of diabetes.  And gout. Oh, and I’m a policeman who’s been shot five times.  All right, on your way!
Snake: Later, dude.  Excuse me, old man…I can get you a primo deal on a life insurance policy. Just write, “Snake,” on that beneficiary line and I’ll make sure your family gets the money.
Make Snake Con Money from old People–8hrs
Make sure Wiggum is free at the completion of this quest.

Unusual Suspects–Pt.5
After tapping on Wiggum

Wiggum: Nice job hitting your arrest numbers, boys.  I love quotas – keeping the city safe by hitting meaningless statistical targets.
Lou: If it’s all the same, Chief, I’d like to follow up on some old witness reports.  I think some of these cases are low-hanging fruit.
Wiggum: Oh, don’t you love when it hangs low?  You don’t have to get up on your tippy-toes or raise your arms.  God I hate raising my arms.
Make Lou Interview Suspects-12hrs
Make sure Fat Tony is free at the completion of this quest.

Fat Tony Kicks off this part of the Quest
Springfield Confidential Pt. 1
After tapping Fat Tony
Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum, I congratulate you on your exemplary work keeping petty crimes in check.
Wiggum: Thank you, Fat Tony. Now you don’t have any unpaid traffic tickets, illegal fireworks, or anything of that kind I need to look into, do you?
Fat Tony: Absolutely not. All my crimes are of an unpetty nature. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have things that need trafficking.
Wiggum: Oh, sure. Everybody’s got important things to do. Me, I’ve got to mail back Sarah’s Zappos shoes.
Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem- 12hrs
Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods-8hrs
Make Louie Perform a Hit- 8hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete

Crackdown Pt. 1
After Tapping on Wiggum
Wiggum: Don’t you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we’re men?
Lou: I think they’re less likely to because we’re cops.
Wiggum: No really, I think I’m onto something here. Which is why I’ve decided that tonight, I’m going undercover as a woman!
Eddie: Actually, you’ve been doing that a lot, Chief. I’d been meaning to talk to you about that…
Wiggum: What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I’m a fall, but I think I’m more of an autumn.
Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out-24hrs
Keep Wiggum Free when complete

The Crackdown Pt. 2
Wiggum kicks off
Wiggum: All right, boys. Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit. And they don’t even have police there anymore...
Lou: But Chief, who do we arrest? We’ve already nailed the people who’ve actually committed crimes.
Wiggum: I heard the word “actually” in there, Lou. Let’s change that.
Make Criminals Serve Time- 0/20 24 hrs each (You’ll need to send 20 adult characters to jail here)
This is a great quest. Every character you click on has a different reason as to why they’re going to jail, it’s hilarious! Keep Wiggum Free when the task is complete.

Here’s who you can send to Jail, and what they say when they go:
Apu: While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is preferable to taking care of eight small children.
Barney: I love jail. Prison wine is better than Moe’s beer and I don’t get beat up after I pass out.
Cletus: An inside outhouse what’s got a sink on top of it?  Free orange clothes?  This is the fanciest place i’s ever been in’
Comic Book Guy: This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark!
Dr. Hibbert: I’m telling you, it wasn’t a drug deal! I was just giving Chester money to fix my shed.
Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside. 
Duffman: Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattoos on their faces. Oh, no!
Grampa: Why? I didn’t kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream. Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars?
Hank Scorpio: My dear officers, when I get out, I’ll double your salaries to come work for me, and we’ll take over the world! Are these potatoes peeled well enough?
Hans Moleman: I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh.
Herman: Herman was the only character that did not have a dialogue on this quest. Not sure if it’s because he wasn’t originally supposed to be able to be tapped? Perhaps a glitch?
Homer: I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store.
Krusty: I can’t be in jail — I’m a celebrity! What is no one recognizes me?!
Luigi: Thrown in jail like a-spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a!
Marge: I know that I didn’t come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car’s transmission falls out when you do that.
Moe: I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain’t that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement!
Mr. Burns: What ho, hoosegow-mates’. Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium? Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me?
Mrs. Krabappel: Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not back to that school.
Ned: Just to be clear, roomie, you’d like me to point this soap that’s been carved to look like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner? And he knows this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes!
Otto: That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano?
Professor Frink: If you permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent this crime from every being committed. Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no!
Quimby: Outside these wall I’m the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights.
Rev. Lovejoy: Lord, I’ve been in your service for fifteen years. I’ve prayed to you every day. Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get my out of this friggin’ stinkhole?!
Sideshow Mel: I have started Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting Theatricum Prisonicum!
Skinner: Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank. So you can forget that strip search that you’re about to… doooooooooooooo!
Smithers: My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I’m one hundred and fifteen years old and I’m ready to serve my time.
Snake: I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals… but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment!
Wiggum: Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me. Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God.
Willie: I had me a choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy.

Crackdown Pt. 3
After tapping on Wiggum
Wiggum: Great work. Boys! We’ve made more arrests this week than in the entire history of the S.P.D.
Lou: But, Chief, we haven’t gone after the big fish, like Fat Tony.
Wiggum: You know I’d like a big arrest, but have you ever talked to that guy? Very menacing-sounding. So instead we’re going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system. 
Make Youth Serve Time – 0/6 – 24h( You’ll need to send 6 kid characters to jail here)
Keep Brockman free when complete.

Just like the Pt. 2 every character has a response about going to jail when tapped on.  Here’s a list of the kids you can send to jail and what they say when sent:
Milhouse: I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America’s Top Runway Model!
Martin: Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them.  So now finally there is hope for me!
Kearney: I keep telling you people, I’m not a kid. I HAVE a kid. Take him instead.
Bart: Whoa, this is like Scared Straight… but without the tutoring and talk from mentors. I could get used to this!
Ralph: This camp smells hurty.
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Can I put this on my resume as an internship?
Lisa: I’m following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wounder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too?
Nelson: Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff.

The Crackdown Pt. 4
After tapping on Kent Brockman

Brockman:  This is Kent Brockman reporting.  Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions.  It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergyman, our upstanding citizens, our children….
Wiggum: Our newsmen.
Brockman: Exactly! Wait, what?
Wiggum: Just finishing your sentence.  Which is funny, because we’re going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!
Make Brockman go in for questioning- 8 hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete

The Crackdown Pt.5
After Tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Okay, so maybe arresting a bunch of kids and throwing them into a dangerous prison didn’t work out as well as I thought it would.
Lou: We should get those kids out of jail before anything terrible happens.
Wiggum: You’re right.  Like missing their social studies unit at school.  I hear that it’s about the Pueblo Indians and they deserve all the attention they can get.
Lou: I don’t know if they’re so great.  They live in the same kind of adobe huts for hundreds of years while people in Europe were building castles.
Wiggum: They were happy Lou!  Isn’t that more important than having a tile roof?  Geez! Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo!
Make Lou Teach Reform School- 4hrs
Make Bart Attend Reform School- 4hrs
Make Milhouse Attend Reform School- 4hrs
Keep Quimby Free When Complete

Springfield Confidential Pt. 2
After tapping Quimby

Quimby: I hope that with all the increased police activity, you aren’t having any trouble, er, conducting business.
Fat Tony: The only difficulty I have encountered is that there are not enough attendees at the racetrack to boost the betting pools.
Quimby:  I’ll see to it that the police release anybody who’s got a racing sheet on him or who looks clinically depressed enough to go to the track.
Make Quimby Collect Bribes-4h
Make Fat Tony Fix Races-2h
Keep Fat Tony Free when complete.

Springfield Confidential Pt. 3
After tapping Fat Tony

Fat Tony: Boys, we live in fortuitous times.
Louie: How’s that, boss?
Fat Tony: Our legitimate enterprises usually have to operate within a certain shroud of secrecy.  But all the petty crimes have been keeping the poliza’s attention away from us. It’s refreshing to be in such a relaxed and stress free state while we strong-arm, murder, and swindle.
Make Fat Tony Collect Construction Kickbacks-8h
Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods-8h
Make Louie Collect Tribute-8h
Keep Eddie free when complete

Springfield Confidential Pt. 4
After Tapping Eddie

Eddie: We keep getting emails from the Mayor’s office telling us to let gamblers and concrete union works out of jail.  Clearly Quimby’s got something going on with Fat Tony.
Lou: We could stage a coup and make Chief Wiggum mayor.
Eddie: No, the Chief has said he’d never accept that job because he doesn’t want to be named “America’s Fattest Mayor.”  Let’s investigate Quimby.
Make Lou Investigate Corruption- 12 hrs
Make Eddie Investigate Corruption-12 hrs
Keep Lou free when complete

Springfield Confidential Pt. 5
After tapping Lou

Lou: Mayor Quimby, we have evidence linking you to a known organized crime syndicate in Springfield.  You are under arrest!
Quimby: You, ah, you can’t do this.  I’ll see to it that none of you has a job in law enforcement again!
Wiggum: Well, it’s a bit of a go-nowhere field anyway.  I’ve been urging Ralphie to go into computer programming.
Make Quimby Serve Time- 24 hrs
This part of the dialogue auto starts when Quimby’s Task is complete, however Wiggum will start the next part of the quest so keep him free when complete.
Wiggum: Wow, who would have thought Mayor Quimby was corrupt? He’s got such a symmetrical face!
Lou: So, can we go after Fat Tony now, Chief?
Wiggum: Yea, now that Quimby’s not protecting him anymore, let’s show him who’s the real boss around here.
Eddie: How are we going to play it?  They’ve got a lot of guns.
Wiggum: We’re going to distract them by ordering a huge pizza delivery to their address.  There could be a lot of carnage this time, boys. I’m planning to rip through a deep dish sausage on my own!

Springfield Confidential Pt.6
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Fat Tony, your days of snubbing your finger at the law are over!
Fat Tony: Is that so officer?  I would be very interested to know what you intend to charge me with, because I have been scrupulous in every single one of my….
Wiggum: Tax evasion!
Fat Tony: Legs, have we been scrupulously playing our taxes?
Legs: We’ve never paid any taxes, boss.
Fat Tony: So I’m guilty of the same thing as every charity and religious cult in America?  Well, looks like we’re in for a little vacation, boys.
Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison – 24 hrs
Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer- 4 hrs
Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer- 4 hrs
Keep Lisa free when complete

Springfield Confidential Pt. 7
After tapping Lisa

Lisa: Now that a huge organized crime ring has been put behind bars, maybe this town can return to normal.
Bart: Don’t get carried away, Lisa.  They’re only going away for 24 hours.  Why can’t we send them away for longer, anyway?
Lisa: Because it’s more fun to tap on all 40 of your characters every single day to send them on 24-hour missions!
Bart: It is?
Lisa: Apparently.  Now shut up and make me do next week’s homework!
Make Lisa Do Next Week’s Homework-  24 hrs

Congratulations, you’ve just completed Level 33!  This has been one of my favorite quests so far in the game.  It involved, almost, every character, took a while to work through and had a decent, and humorous, dialogue to it.

Here are some quick stats for the Level 33 Main Quest:
25 total parts
With out donuts it takes approx 274 hours to complete (about 11.5 days)

Hope you enjoyed it!
Happy Tapping!