If you missed the first two parts of the Level 35 walkthrough you can find them here: Part 1 and Part 2. When we last left off Homer had just completed his driver training course (after 4 hours!) and he’s finally able to renew his drivers license. Of course Patty and Selma don’t make it easy for him. We pick the walkthrough back up with Homer looking for a little revenge….
Up in Smoke Pt. 1
After tapping Homer
Homer: Gross and Grosserer won’t get away with treating me like that. I’ll take away something that brings joy to their lives… which is hard to think of, because their lives seem pretty joyless.…except for one thing.
Make Homer Lobby for Tobacco Control- 24hrs
Keep Quimby free when complete
Up in Smoke Pt. 2
After tapping on Quimby
Ms Springfield: Hey Joe, there’s papers and petitions all over your desk and that’s where we usually “do it”.
Quimby: Er, uh, Miss Springfield, might I remind you that I am in the middle of a press conference!
Ms Springfield: Oopsie!
Quimby: What the young lady meant by “do it” is, er uh, respond to constituant concerns.
Ms Springfield: Oh Joe, you’re so sexy when you’re mayoring!
Make Quimby Ban Tobacco -12hrs
Keep Patty free when complete.
Up in Smoke Pt. 3
After tapping Patty
Patty: I can’t believe it. That giant, talking skin-tag actually got a law passed to ban tobacco.
Selma: This can’t be happening. I’ll run to the store and buy every pack I can get my hands on.
Patty: And I will, once again, explain to Marge why she should slowly poison Homer to death.
Make Patty Point Out Homer’s Flaws –6hrs
Make Selma Buy “Lady Laramie 100s” –6hrs
Keep Herman free when complete
Up in Smoke Pt. 4
After tapping Herman (what do you know, Herman finally gets in on a task!)
Herman: Times of prohibition can often prove to be quite profitable…Especially to those with flexible moral standards and access to firearms.
Make Herman Import Contraband Tobacco- 24hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete
Up in Smoke Pt. 5
After tapping Wiggum
Wiggum: No tobacco? Every teacher, beatnik and ballerina is gonna be going through withdrawal. With everyone feeling so bitchy I’m gonna have to work twice as hard to keep the peace. I swear the public treats me like I’m some kind of servant.
Make Wiggum Patrol Springfield- 8hrs
Keep Patty & Selma free when complete
Up in Smoke Pt. 6
After tapping Patty
Patty: It’s been three hours since we ran out of cigarettes. I’ve never gone this long…even while sleeping!
Selma: Here, I rolled some tea in a piece of toilet paper. See how it smokes.
Patty: Ugh, it’s awful! Even kids at home wouldn’t want to try it.
Selma: Someone in this town has got to be holding.
Make Selma Buy Contraband Tobacco– 12hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete
Up in Smoke Pt. 7
After tapping Wiggum
Wiggum: A lot of ex-smokers seem to be taking an interest in military antiques these days. Eh, it’s probably nothing. Although if I go home, I’ll have to help Ralphie with his homework. And then it’s dinner and bathtime and – if only there was something that could occupy my time for the next twenty-four hours.
Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out– 24hrs
Keep Quimby free when complete
Up in Smoke Pt. 8
After tapping Quimby
Quimby: Oh Miss Springfield! Cabinet meeting, hot tube, now! Swimsuit optional. Aaaah! What happened to you?!
Miss. Springfield: Without cigarettes, I had to turn to a substance I don’t normally partake in – food! But what’s an extra 30 to 40 pounds when you got a love like ours, huh, Pookie-Bear?
Quimby: Er, uh, I want to get my Pookie-Bear some cigarettes. Let’s job over there now!
Make Quimby Buy Contraband Tobacco– 12hrs
Keep Marge and Homer free when complete
Wiggum: Hey, Herman can I use your bathroo– OH MY GOD! Crime! Put your hands ub!
Herman: Don’t you mean, “Put your hands up?”
Wiggum: Is that what it is? That makes soooo much more sense. Oh, hey, Mayor Quimby! I mean, Mayor Quimby! Uh, none of this happened and isn’t happening now, right?
Quimby: Er, uh, basically.
Up in Smoke Pt. 9
After tappng Marge
Marge: Homie, this tobacco ban has been really hard on my sisters.
Homer: I know. I’m pretty stoked about it too.
Marge: It was the one thing in their lives that made them happy.
Homer: Woo hoo! It’s official then — I win!!
Marge: It’s just… I can’t be happy, if my sisters are so unhappy.
Homer: *sigh* Okay, I’ll try to get the law changed. I guess I can take comfort in the fact that they’ll be getting closer to death.
Make Homer Lobby for Tobacco Legalization- 4hrs
Keep Quimby free when complete
Homer: Remember how I said I wanted you to ban tobacco? I changed my mind.
Quimby: Whatever. I already decided to lift the ban. It made my girlfriend, er uh, blimp out.
Homer: Great! But could you say it was kinda my idea? It would score me some “hubby-points”. That’s like the premium currency of our marriage.
Quimby: What?! And have you be fully responsible for any repercussions that may arise from this rash about-face in policy? Oh, all right.
Up in Smoke Pt. 10
After tapping Quimby
Quimby: Good people of Springfield, acting on the advice of my newly appointed cigarette czar, Homer Simpson, I am hereby lifting the ban on tobacco. So remember, I only did it because Homer told me to do it, unless it turns out great, in which case, it was my idea first. Thank you. And smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Make Quimby Re-Legalize Tobacco- 8hrs
Keep Patty and Selma free when complete
Up in Smoke Pt. 11
After tapping Patty
Patty: Homer, as much as it pains us, Selma and I have come to thank you.
Selma: We appreciate your getting our cigarettes back. Patty and I have vowed to stop calling you things like: Chubba Gump…
Patty: George Plumpton…
Selma: Fat Stevens…
Patty: Whale Rogers…
Homer: Okay, I get it. If it means that you two will finally stop abusing me. I guess it’s all been worth it. See ya.
Patty: What are you talking about? We’re staying for dinner.
Homer: You are?
Marge: I’m so glad you guys have made peace. It means that Patty and Selma can spend a lot more time with us.
Homer: Oh. Goodie.
Make Patty Visit the Simpson House- 24hrs
Make Selma Visit the Simpson House- 24hrs
Make Homer Be Sick- 24hrs
Congratulations you’ve officially completed Level 35!
As always here are some quick stats about the Level 35 Main Quest Line..
20 total parts
WIthout using donuts it takes approx 322hrs (about 13 and 1/2 days)
Hope you enjoyed Patty and Selma!
Happy Tapping Friends!
