Tapped Out Premium Walkthrough: Kamp Krusty

Kamp Krusty is a premium item you can purchase once you reach level 12 in Tapped Out.  Once purchased a pretty funny questline is launched involving Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin & of course Krusty!  Here’s the walkthrough…

Prologue
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Marge: Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys.
Homer: Heh, heh, that’s a good one.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: I mean, that’s a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist.
Marge: It’s summer and he’s bored.  We have to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy.
Homer: I know the perfect place!
Make Bart Hang Out at the Retirement Castle with Grampa– 12hrs
Grampa: I heard you’re going to spend the day here so I thought I’d show you my extensive button collection.  This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general.
Bart: That’s a nickel.
Grampa: Wha? So it is.  Well, that’s the whole collect.
Bart: Now what’ll we do?
Grampa: I know!  I’ll show you my extensive button collection!
Bart: Ugh….
Bart: Homer, I know that parenting isn’t your “thing”, so I took the liberty of making summer arrangements for me and Lisa at Kamp Krusty. Here’s the info.
Homer: My God, what a glossy brochure! I can’t afford a camp that uses this kind of paper stock!
Bart: Relax, I convinced them that we were really poor so they gave me financial aid.
Homer: How’d you do that?
Bart: Showed ‘em your paycheck.  We’ll be back in six weeks with sunburns, leather tooling skills and a slew of new curse words!
Keep Bart, Lisa & Milhouse free when complete

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Kamp Bart Pt. 1
After tapping Kamp Bart

Milhouse: Hey Bart, looks like we’re cabinmates!
Kamp Bart: More like condemned building-mates. I can’t believe they expect us to sleep in this.
Lisa: There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you’ll end up on a crack
Kamp Bart: What are you doing here? This is the boy’s cabin.
Lisa: There’s only one cabin and it’s for boys and girls. And raccoons — a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious.
Kamp Bart: They’re in our cabin?
Lisa: In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside… where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning.

Make Kamp Bart Spend the Night at Kamp Krusty-24hrs
Make Lisa Spend the Night at Kamp Krusty-24hrs
Make Milhouse Spend the Night at Kamp Krusty- 24hrs
Keep Bart & Lisa free when complete

Kamp Bart Pt. 2
After tapping Lisa

Lisa: Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty.  I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader. Kamp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal.  Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don’t like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew. Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail.  Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa
Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty-1hr
Keep Milhouse & Martin free when complete

Kamp Bart Pt. 3
After tapping Milhouse

Milhouse: Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so…..
Kamp Bart: There must be a shorter version of this.
Milhouse: Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty….is ours.
Kamp Bart: Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!  You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin.
Martin: Sorry I didn’t join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I’m a coward.
Kamp Bart: Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet.
Martin: You mean, there’s a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I’m craven?
Kamp Bart: Whoa Dude–didn’t ask, don’t tell.
Make Martin Join Kamp Bart- 36hrs
Keep Bart and Krusty free when complete

Kamp Bart Pt. 4

After tapping Krusty

Krusty: What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us.
Chief Wiggum: I just see a bunch of kids milling around.
Krusty:  They’re sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?
Wiggum:  Wait, they’re bringing out a giant… doll, I think. It looks just like you…
Krusty: A Krusty doll? Aw, they’re fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they’ll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll.
Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy- 8hrs
Keep Brockman free when complete
Krusty: Ay Karumba! They hate me!
Wiggum: Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he’s stomping out the fire.
Krusty: Really?
Wiggum: Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they’re spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces…
Krusty: Just stop describing!

Kamp Bart Pt. 5
After tapping on Brockman

Brockman: This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it…Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of.  The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with.  I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms.
Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview-24hrs
Brockman: Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake?  I‘ll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up.
Kamp Bart: I’m going for a swim, if you want to interview me you’re gonna have to jump in the lake.
Brockman: But… my hair… I didn’t  shell out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don’t show my calves, I hate them.  Bart, we’ve  talked about videos games and what foods you think are gross, but I still don’t know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?
Kamp Bart: Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so… I dunno. What do you have?
Brockman: You have to want something. Otherwise you’re rioting for the sake of rioting.
Kamp Bart: Rioting for the sake of rioting — that sounds good. That’s what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent.
Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story.

Kamp Bart Pt. 6
After tapping Bart

Kamp Bart: My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something to say!  And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?  Moon the world! Now chant with me…Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts!
Make Kamp Bart Go on a Rampage-4hrs
Keep Krusty, Kamp Bart, Lisa, Martin & Milhouse free when complete
Quimby: Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable.  Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids. I don’t care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!

Kamp Bart Pt. 7
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Hey hey, kids!

Kamp Bart: What are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don’t you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!
Krusty: Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that’s why I want to make it up to you.  I’m taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!
Lisa: Omigod! In Paris?!
Krusty: Uh…yeah, sure. BUT Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you’re on a carefully dressed soundstage!
Kamp Bart: That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!
Krusty: Don’t mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable “vitamin” that’ll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you’ll be there!
Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6
Make Kamp Bart go to ‘Euro-Krustyland’-12hrs
Make Milhouse go to ‘Euro-Krustyland’-12hrs
Make Lisa go to ‘Euro-Krustyland’-12hrs
Make Martin go to ‘Euro-Krustyland’-12hrs
Kamp Bart: Wow, Euro-Krustyland was so…intense.
Lisa: The colors were so vivd.
Milhouse: The food was sooo delicious.
Krusty: Yeah, now everyone take another “vitamin” and we’ll fly you home and you’ll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parent’s problem.

Congratulations you’ve just completed the Kamp Krusty/Kamp Bart Quest!
Happy Tapping Friends!