Happy Turkey Day Tappers!
We’ve already brought you the Turbo Tappin’ version of the Thanksgiving Event and now it’s time for the full dialogue walkthrough!
The walkthrough starts with the unlocking of Lisa’s Sacagawea costume and continues with Lisa’s quest for a Turkeyless Thanksgiving! Some really funny moments in this quest, hope you all enjoy it!
The Thanksgiving update will auto-start for you with a dialogue between Lisa and Homer. Here’s the dialogue:
Homer: What’s this weird paper stuff in the mailbox?
Lisa: It’s called “mail.”
Homer: You mean they invented a paper version of electronic mail? Science is amazing! Ooh! A big “mail”! Maybe it’s full of more “paper”.
Lisa: It’s a Sacagawea costume I ordered. I saved up all my Sacagawea dollars to pay for it.
Homer: Honey, the dollar doesn’t have Sacawhoever on it. It has George Washington, the inventor of money.
Lisa: I wanted to dress up as Sacagawea to celebrate the rich cultural history of Thanksgiving.
Homer: A white girl dressing up like a native American? I don’t know, that sounds a little racist to me.
Lisa: Just give me the costume.
New Costume Unlock!
After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa
Lisa will have to be free at this point in order to start the main quest. Lisa starts the next part. Again just dialogue, no actual quests just yet.
Homer: That costume looks great on you Lisa. You’re the cutest racist I’ve ever seen!
Sacagawea Lisa: Stop calling me that!
Homer: If I walked around pretending to be W.E.B. Dubois, whoever that is, you’d call ME racist.
Sacagawea Lisa: That’s true….but….because…cultural..something….I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THIS COSTUME!!
Homer: Wampum, sweetie. You spent all your wampum on this costume.
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 1
After tapping on Sacagawea Lisa
Sacagawea Lisa: Dad, I was thinking… maybe this year we could have a vegetarian Thanksgiving.
Homer: So just because you feel guilty about walking around in a racist costume, I have to suffer?
Sacagawea Lisa: STOP CALLING ME RACIST!!!
Homer: How about “racish?” The “ish” means it’s not fully racist, but still a little.
Sacagawea Lisa: Talking to you I feel an even deeper connection with oppressed peoples everywhere.
Homer: Great, maybe you can dress up as them next. In the meantime, don’t change the only thing we know about Thanksgiving: THEY ATE TURKEY.
Sacagawea Lisa: sigh* I’m the only animal rights activist in this whole town.
Homer: Activish
Make Sacagawea Lisa Sulk– 1hr
Keep Homer free for the next part
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 2
After tapping Homer
Homer: Hey Apu! Turkey me!
Apu: Oh but that I could turkey you, Mr. Homer.
Homer: TURKEY ME!!!
Apu: Unfortunately, none of my usual brands of turkeys were delivered. Not the Butterbutts, not the Gobbler Deluxe, not even a single Drumstick King.
Homer: TTTTUUURRRRKKKEEEYYY MMMEEE!!!!!!
Apu: If you want a Thanksgiving turkey, your only hope is to go to a farm and buy one.
Homer: You mean… ME turkey me?
Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus’s Farm
Make Homer Find a Nice Turkey at Cletus’s Farm– 2hrs
Homer: Hey Cletus, hook me up with your fattest most juicy turkey!
Cletus: Want me to kill it and pluck it for ya?
Homer: Why should you have all the fun? I’ve got a beheading axe in
the car…. barely used.
Cletus: Well, the turkey’s out back. Don’t forget to drain the blood.
Homer: Please. Ending the life of turkeys by draining their blood is my life blood.
Cletus: You a silly feller all right I reckon.
After task completes
Homer: Hey ding-dong, there’s no turkeys out there. Just meth labs and kids smoking meth. And a lot of meth just lying around.
Cletus: My gobblers has been taken?! Oh, this is terrible! I’m so sad, I’m gonna need a whole lotta meth.
Homer: No Cletus, this is one problem meth can’t solve. Did anything strange happen that could explain the missing turkeys?
Cletus: Couple a nights ago I was milkin’ the cow, and smokin’ meth, in the bard when I sees bright lights.
Homer: ALIENS! They must have been kidnapped by aliens!
Kang: Why would we eat the dry meat of turkeys when we can gorge ourselves on the tender flesh of turkey-fattened humans?
Kodos: Turkey-fattened humans are our foie gras!
Homer: What about regular foie gras?
Kang: We would never eat that! It’s cruel!
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3
After tapping Homer
Homer: Something terrible has happened! I don’t have blood on my hands!
Marge: That sounds like a good thing. Please let it be a good thing.
Homer: No, the blood on my hands that I crave is turkey blood. But all
of the live turkeys are missing!
Sacagawea Lisa: What about a vegetarian turkey? A tofurkey? Or a seitan-urkey? Or a spelt-urkey?
Homer: How about a barf-urkey with extra barf sauce and a side of barf stuffing, barf potatoes and barfberry jelly with barf pie a la barf for dessert?
Sacagawea Lisa: Vegan food doesn’t taste like barf. Except quinoa.
Homer: Don’t worry, I’ll get back our turkeys, with an old-fashioned turkey hunt. Now where do we keep our dynamite?
Make Homer Organize a Search Party for Missing Turkeys– 24hrs
Keep Moe & Flanders free for the next part.
Homer: Moe?
Moe: Hey Homer…
Homer: Flanders?
Flanders: Yes
Homer: I hate you.
Flanders: You keep telling me that.
Homer: Also, I need your help.
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4
After tapping Homer
Homer: Gentlemen. We are about to embark on the most important mission of our lives.
Flanders: Oh dear! Did a child go missing? Did an elderly person with dementia wander off?
Moe: Did some kinda monkey with a deadly virus escape from a secret lab and we gotta capture it alive to create an antidote before it turns us into Planet of the Apes?
Homer: Worse. And different. All the turkeys in Springfield have gone missing. It’s up to us to hunt them down, otherwise this year’s Thanksgiving will be….Vegetarian!
Flanders: …..
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Moe Hunt for Turkeys– 12hrs
Make Flanders Hunt for Turkeys– 12hrs
Make Homer Hunt for Turkeys– 12hrs
Homer: We can’t find the turkeys anywhere!
Flanders: God will be so sad that we aren’t eating his blessed creatures on a day celebrating the stealing of a land from his other blessed creatures.
Moe: On the bright side, I did find a diseased monkey that might or might not have turned us into a Planet of the Apes. I hired it to work the bar.
Homer: I think it’s time to face facts. This Thanksgiving, we won’t be eating anything with a face.
Moe: (GASP)
Flanders: (GASP)
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
After tapping Flanders
Flanders: It just doesn’t feel like Thanksgiving without turkey.
Homer: Deliciously decapitated turkey.
Moe: with sauces made from its death drippings.
Homer: Let’s face it. Without a dead turkey, it’s Thanksgiving itself that’s dead.
Make Springfielders Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving-4hrs (x10)
Keep Lisa free for the next part
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 6
After tapping Lisa
Sacagawea Lisa: Everyone seems to think Thanksgiving is all about gluttony and ceaseless consumption. A sparse, frugal and healthy meal of steamed Swiss Chard and assorted other international chards should cure them of their obsession with meat. Without dead flesh in their stomachs, Springfielders will experience a heightened sense of peace and well-being. And so will I…as I hang out with the living turkeys I’ve hidden in the brown house! *sneaky chuckle*
Make Sacagawea Lisa Care for Kidnapped Turkeys– 24hrs
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 7
After tapping Lisa
Sacagawea Lisa: Oh no! The turkeys are gone! They must have escaped while I was feeling self-satisfied!
Turkey: *Gobble gobble*
Sacagawea Lisa: Except this little gobbler, who fell asleep listening to one of my many tiresome speeches to myself. Don’t worry little turkey! I’ll find your friends and save them from becoming part of this carnivorous festival of death!
Turkey: Zzzzz….
Sacagawea Lisa: Oh….my self-involved monologue must have put him to sleep. Maybe I can get some help from someone who actually knows about animals, instead of just talking about them all the time.
Make Sacagawea Lisa Take a Field Trip to Cletus’s Farm-2hrs
Keep Cletus free when complete
Sacagawea Lisa: Cletus, chould you share your country wisdom so that I might find escaped turkeys?
Cletus: Don’t you patronize me.
Sacagawea Lisa: What?
Cletus: I knows when a city feller is talking down to me. I’m country, not stupid.
Sacagawea Lisa: You’re right…I’m sorry. You’re not stupid.
Cletus: I’m just joshin’ ya. I is stupid! Powerful stupid!
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 8
After tapping Cletus
Cletus: To catch a Turkey, you’d need a Turkey caller.
Sacagawea Lisa: Do you have a turkey caller I can….borrow?
Cletus: Borrow? That’s communist talk! I’ll trade you one for some of those foot-bags you got.
Sacagawea Lisa: You mean shoes?
Cletus: No! Your foot bags!!!
Make Cletus Whittle a Turkey Caller– 12hrs
Keep Lisa free when complete
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 9
After tapping Lisa
Sacagawea Lisa: What a funny looking contraption. UGH! And the sound is so incredibly annoying!
Bart: Funny looking ant annoying? Is it a Lisa?
*laughs*
*more laughs*
*even more laughs*
Sacagawea Lisa: *annoyed grumbling*
Make Sacagawea Lisa Call Turkeys– 4hrs x10
Collect Turkeys-x10
Collect 10 Turkeys that Lisa Calls to Springfield. Turkeys appear after each time Lisa completes the Turkey Call task. So 1 Turkey every 4 hrs.
Homer: What the heck is all that gobbling?
Sacagawea Lisa: Gobbling? It’s…uh…goblins! Yea, goblins! Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat! Boooo!
Homer: Halloween goblins? Happy Halloween everyone! Wait, this isn’t the Halloween update! It’s the Thanksgiving update.
Sacagawea Lisa: Uhhh…
Cletus: I thought I heard some Halloween goblins, but it turns out it’s….MY TURKEYS!!!
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 10
After tapping Lisa
Sacagawea Lisa: Umm…dad…you know how the turkeys have been missing for a while now? I kidnapped them. And then I locked them up in the Brown House. And then they escaped.
Homer: HALLELUJAH! Thanksgiving IS saved! And also, GO TO YOU R ROOM!
Make Sacagawea Lisa Go to her Room– 1hr
Keep Homer free when complete
Homer: You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady. Trying to rob Springfield of its God-given right to turkey dinner!
Lisa: All I wanted to do was save a few innocent lives.
Homer: As further punishment, I will wear your Sacagawea costume in a scarcastic fashion.
Lisa: This is the worst Thanksgiving ever!
Homer: No, it’s the worst Thanksgiving yet.
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 11
After tapping Homer
Homer: WOO HOO! Thanksgiving is back on!
Lisa: You mean Turkey-geddon is back on?
Homer: Oh Lisa. Don’t be such a Thanksgiving-pooper. At least I gave you your costume back.
Lisa: It’s stretched out like a circus tent and smells like pork chops. So yea, Dad, thanks.
Make Sacagawea Lisa Mourn Thanksgiving Turkey Massacre– 8hrs
Keep Marge free when complete
Homer: Ohhh, I hate seeing my children doing a guilt-trip job.
Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 12
After tapping Marge
Marge: Homie…our poor little Lisa… I haven’t seen her this sad in ages.
Homer: *grumble* Oh fine! We can have a turkey-free Thanksgiving this year.
Lisa: REALLY?!
Marge: REALLY?!
Bart: REALLY?!
Turkey: *Gobble Gobble*?!
Homer: Yes. Really. If…I can eat a whole cow for Christmas!
Cow: *Mooo*?!?!?!?!?!
Make Lisa Enjoy a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving– 8hrs
Make Homer Eudure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving– 8hrs
Make Marge Eudure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving– 8hrs
Make Bart Eudure a Turkey-Free Thanksgiving– 8hrs
Cletus: I wants you to keep this turkey as a re-ward.
Lisa: You know who really deserves this turkey?
Cletus: The real life player who wasted his hard-earned money buying imaginary pictures from a 25-year old TV show?
Lisa: No…me. You were right the first time.
New Character Unlock!
This completes the Thanksgiving Event Main Questline, a Thankless Thanksgiving, with 2 new free gifts from EA (Sacagawea Lisa & a Turkey). Hope you enjoyed the quest, I know I sure did!
Happy Thanksgiving Tappers!
LAST NOT LEAST: you can receive the Turkey reward AFTER the Event! With my anonymous second account (which I have for testing) I started the quest but without completing the Lisa/ Turkey quests.
For the Christmas Event 2013 I finished the complete main quest and got a Turkey for Christmas! So, for the future: just start a quest – even if you don’t have enough time for the Moment!
Just started playing again after a year or so. Halfway through the quest line now.
I had Marge free after Lisa mourned the turkey massacre and it didn’t prompt me to click on her. Is this a glitch or is there no more Thanksgiving? Is it too late to complete the quest?
No worries. I still am going through the quest in my A game. No worries. Just try and trigger it. Go in and out of your Krustyland to see if it will prompt her. If not, you can always try the store method. Put Moe’s Tavern into your storage pulling her and Moe out of the game. Then replace it bringing them both back .
Thank you!!!
I was tapping too fast this morning, and I missed the message that pops up right after Lisa completes her first Turkey Call task. Does anyone know what it said?
It says: “Lisa called a turkey into town! Help her catch it by tapping on it!” 🙂
Only about half way through this questline and loving it! This is the funniest one for a while. Looking at this walkthrough, it looks like it gets better too. Really hope we get to keep the hunting turkeys tasks!
On the quest 3 and after reading all theses quests….. I really want more than just one turkey I want least 5-10 lol
You too? I thought it would be cool to have a few…and also cooler if we could corral them within fences. I actually would LOVE it if there is a way we could contain characters to an area with a fence. Lol 😛
Works for the Reindeers 😉
I am not happy about the METH references!!!
You should write a sternly worded letter to someone.
me neither. I was very disturbed.
EA loves starting fires with their dialog. I honestly think those writers sit back and laugh at the thought. “We’re gonna get letters on this one”. I think they love the attention. Negative more so as it creates such a stir. It’s why on occasion I’ll go back and read the dialog again from updates. Sooooo many jabs hidden in there. They really are getting snarky lately.
I’m not level 15 yet, I can’t complete the quest?
No worries. Once you start a questline, EA usually allows you to finish them to completion. Take your time. Get more neighbors if you so desire to help hit that goal sooner.
Well I keep Lisa and homer both free and no conversation and nothing happening whatsoever of thanksgiving! No use of restart or re stall the app
Try going in n out of a few neighbor towns and Krustyland. Yours too. See if that “triggers” the dialog
Thank you its nice to have this so I’m able to complete the quest
Me and my GF are on Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 3 and we both don’t have the Sacagagwea Lisa costume. Was even able to sulk but still no costume. Tried to uninstall/reinstall, still no luck. Anybody else having that issue?
It has been happening off n on. Try to “trigger” it. Go to a few neighbors…Krustylands…just in n out of a few towns to see if you see her pop up available. Like in your Krustyland.
Once again, thanks for the walk through.
Good to know what to plan for.