Note From Alissa….ahh today was the day of the update that wasn’t. So I’m thinking we all could use a good laugh. Here at TSTOAddicts Wookiee, Bunny, and I are a family (dysfunctional yes…but a family nonetheless!) and we’re never short of a good laugh when needed. So I figured tonight would be the PERFECT time to share with you yet another one of our ADD moments providing us lots of laughs behind the scenes. This one comes courtesy of the one, the only Wookiee! Enjoy….
Hey there Addicterinos!
So… I think I’ve established that every once in awhile I am a bit silly and maybe a skoshi cray cray just like Bunny Foo Foo. Nowhere is this more apparent than when I’m creating stories in my town or turning songs into TSTO jokes. I don’t often push these “creative” pursuits on to you but they happen more often than any grown man should probably admit.
The other day, while my entire family was asking questions about the game… I blurted out a la YLVIS, “WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?” to my Mom. What resulted was me being a nerd and writing words to the “What Does the Fox Say” song that referenced our favorite game. I shared with Alissa and Bunny first and, despite their head shaking at me, they were still thrilled with my silliness. I made the decision to share this with all of you when I sang it to my kiddo with the instrumental for the song in the background and she said I was awesome.
Well, here’s what I came up with. Even if you shake your head, one single smile makes it all worth it. Before you ask, yes I have tried this out multiple times with the music. It’s actually been stuck in my head for several days.
WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?Tips went down, Lamezino sucks, Shauna’s out there teasing ducks The Sea Captain started anew, Now there’s 5 blogs just for you The Wookiee roars, old men digress, and the blogs go cray cray cray, Wiggum’s patrolling, he’s in a dress…. WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY? Bumble-bee-Nick-Edna and Frink Ralph-Skinner-Flanders-CBG Homer-Bart-Lisa-Marge-Maggie WHAT THE BLOG SAY? Tapa-tapa-tap tapped out Tapa-tapa-tap tapped out Tapa-tapa-tap tapped out WHAT THE BLOG SAY? Trolly-trolly-troll charoll EA forum hatee-ho Bridges empty, where’s the troll? WHAT THE BLOG SAY? That wheel’s rigged I’ve had enough Jimbo is the frakkin bestest tough free donuts is what I really love WHAT THE BLOG SAY? Nothing to do, prices unfair, how do I earn the Volcano Lair, Gift cards and goo, what do I do, did you get the Grumple too? Managing friends, so difficult, Lard Lad’s suddenly a cult No cars on roads, only pavement will do, will you go and change your tow-ow-ow-ow-own, tow-ow-ow-ow-own, tow-ow-ow-ow-own, Buy too many Rusty clow-ow-ow-ow-owns, clow-ow-ow-ow-owns, clow-ow-ow-ow-owns
WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY? New characters I want them now More land, faster tiles now Datafrakking is not allowed WHAT THE BLOG SAY? Stonecutters and monorail, Freemium content, a Gil sale, Bart screen is an epic fail WHAT THE BLOG SAY? Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha WHAT THE BLOG SAY? E-A ayayayayayayayayayay Woo-hoooooooooooooooo WHAT THE BLOG SAY? The secret of the blogs, friendships that are deep, Deep in e-mails and texts, I know you’re reading Where’s the Bunny now? Alissa wants to know? The basement is empty and she is far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Where’s the next level, is it close at hand? Where’d the spoilers gooooooooooo (Love the TSTO) (Need the TSTO) (Loading TSTO)
Will we ever know? (Crave the TSTO) (Stuck in TSTO) (Addicts TSTO) I want to, I want to, I want to know!
Well, there you go. Another glimpse into the madness of the Wookiee. I’m seriously considering recording this for posterity. Until then, at least it’s here on the site for others besides my poor family to enjoy.
TTFN… Wookiee out!
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