Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Last week EA dropped a fun THOH Episode tie-in into our tapping devices as a way to bring a little THOH XXV to the Halloween Event! By collecting different articles of clothing for Moe over the weekend (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) you unlocked a brand new costume for Moe, Moog! Moog is a character from the Clockwork Yellow skit during THOH XXV.
So now that the weekend is over, and THOH has aired in the US let’s see just what happens when Moog enters our Springfields!
SPOILER WARNING- Full Dialogue Walkthrough Below…
For those that don’t want to know to full details…Moe is pretty much the only character required for this. However, the last part you will need Mr. Burns AND Burns Manor. So make sure Mr. Burns is free and you’ve reached Level 25 and built Burns Manor.
Moog Pt. 1
Moog: Well-ee, well-ee, well well well. Moog here, back for one more night of Bananarama. Bananarama? Wait, that sounds like something a stupid little kid would say. I meant to say was Nogginy-Bogginy. Geez, I better brush up on me gluggish slang. I gotta sound authentico for my night of fisticuffery and the breaking of Leg-os. Legos? Okay that’s not even the right episode. I better get to those lessons fast!
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Moog Take Glug Language Lessons- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Moog Pt. 2
Homer: Hey Moe, what gives? I got your clothes back, why am I still upright? Make with the beer!
Moog: Easy there, Chum-bo! I’ll see to your befuddle-tation toot-sweet! An extra-tall glass of Moloko Plus! The “plus” is grain alcohol and Claritin.
Homer: *gulp gulp* Another round for my– *snore*
Moog: Now that everything is copa-set and hunky-dor, I think I’ll head out for a night of rumble-scrap!
Make Moog Go Looking for Ultra Violence- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Moog Pt. 3
Moog: I’ve been ferreting for a set-to all night! My gouging thumbs are all twitchy-wicket! *sigh* Guess it’s just another night of tote-bag-snatchings, followed by the old sort and suds.
Make Moog Do Laundry at the Brown House- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Moog: Perhaps this is a sign that I’m getting too old for fightin’ and fracki. Well, this and the, uh, pee-pee trouble.
Moog Pt. 4
Moog: Wait a minute! I know the abso-tive sure way to cure the glug blues… A bit of the Ole In-Out!
Make Moog Go For a Bit of In-Out- x12, 6s each time. Earns $35, 1xp each time.
Moog: Lookity-lookity! It’s Mr. Burnsy’s Manse. Having a little shindig, eh. Ripe for a nice Home Invado! I’ve been craving a little pound and pilfer.
Moog Pt. 5
Mr. Burns: Welcome to my erotic masquerade. Will you be joining the orgy or just blocking the view?
Moog: Guess again, you moth-eaten Geez-O! I’m here to cause a havoc and–
Why are you naked except for that weird mask over your hush-hush stuff?
Mr. Burns: I’m only wearing a mask on my face.
Moog: Oh. So, that’s your actual…never mind! Prepare to be clonked and burgled–I’m sorry, but that is really disturbing. Can one of the view blockers stand in front of the old guy?
Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor
Make Burns Host Erotic Masquerade- 36hrs, Earns $750, 200xp
Make Moog Invade Burns Mansion- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Moog:Whoa! Is that hummies and peetie-bread. Oh man, I’m starved.
Mr. Burns: Why don’t you grab a plate, take your clothes off and join us? If you don’t ruin my gala, I won’t have to set my dogs on you.
Moog: It’s a dealio. If I’d a known straight life was full of free chow and naked chippies, I woulda cleaned up anyos ago.
Mr. Burns: By the way, tonight’s orgy benefits adult illiteracy so get out your checkbook!
Moog: Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen.
This has a HILARIOUS animation with Mr. Burns where he looks like…well like this:
And here are Moog’s Permanent Tasks:
|Go For a Bit of the Ole In-Out||6s||$35,1xp||Outside/Visual|
|Do Laundry at the Brown House||1hr||$70, 17xp||Brown House|
|Take Glug Language Lessons||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Springfield Library|
|Drink a Pint of Moloko-Plus||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Moe’s|
|Invade Burns Mansion||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Burns’ Mansion|
|Go Looking for Some Ultra Violence||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Outside/Visual|
And that concludes Moog’s questline! A fun little way to bring THOH XXV to TSTO!
What did YOU think of the questline? What about Moog? How about Mr. Burns’ task? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!