Tapped Out Event Walkthroughs: Terwilliger Family

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Well the Terwilliger update has finally left our games…but it’s left the entire Terwilliger family in our towns!  Everyone from Dr. Robert to little Gino has had the opportunity to join your Springfield throughout the event.

While we’ve had the questlines up for each character for a while now, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all the dialogue and jokes of the character questlines that popped up during Terwilligers.  Especially since many of you have been requesting this over the last few days! So if you missed any of the dialogue during the event, or you’re just curious what one of the characters had to say that you didn’t unlock…we’ve got it all here for you!

So let’s get started with the complete dialogue walkthroughs for the entire Terwilliger family (Dr. Robert, Dame Judith, Cecil, Sideshow Bob (Captain Bob too), Francesca and little Gino!).  We’ll kick things off with the first Terwilliger Dialogue to hit our games…that from Dr. Robert and his Malpractice Makes Perfect questline….

     

Dr. Robert Terwilliger

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt. 1
Homer starts

Dr. Robert: Does your head hurt? Is your stomach queasy? Are you tired and irritable all day?
Homer: Yes!
Dr. Robert: But your regular doctor just tells you to cut out the booze and get some exercise, am I right?
Homer: Yes, the evil jerk.
Dr. Robert: Then try the “Terwilliger Treatment”, a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them.
Homer: Ooh, “lifestyle choices” sounds a lot better than “the damn-fool things you do that are killing you.”
Make Homer Try Alternative Medicine- 8hrs, Earns $274, 70xp
Homer: That treatment really worked! I feel good as new!
Dr. Robert: No more symptoms, like bloating, lethargy, irritable bowel, or sleep apnea?
Homer: No, I still got all of that, but that’s what I meant.  Everything’s back to normal!

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt. 2
Dr. Robert starts

Wiggum: Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of “cruiser back.”  You get it from sleeping in your police cruiser while you’re supposed to be catching speeders.
Dr. Robert: Drink 3 cups a day of my special health tea blend, but, and this is important, only after a meal of donuts.
Wiggum: Now that’s great doctoring!
Moe: How about my painful and embarrassing face twitch here?
Dr. Robert: Buy my homeopathic water, blend it with your beer, and serve it to your customers.
Moe: Wow, it works! My face twitch has been replaced by a gloating smile.
Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt. 3
Lisa starts

Lisa: Dad, I don’t think Doctor Terwilliger’s advice is very helpful. It sounds like all he’s doing is telling people what they want to hear.
Homer: Can’t talk, Lisa. He’s got me on strict course of “Laze in the Hammock” therapy.
Lisa: Are any of these treatments even remotely supported by science?
Homer: Honey, “alternative medicine” is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures.  Now hand me the ancient cure for a cold: a six-pack of ice-cold Duff.
Make Lisa Look into Dr. Robert’s Treatments- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Homer Cure a Cold with Beer- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt. 4
Dr. Robert starts

Lisa: Dr. Robert, I think you’re just making money by giving people “medical” approval to do whatever they want.
Dr. Robert: Lisa, medicine isn’t about “cures” and “science”. It’s about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices.
Wiggum: Doctor Robert, do you have anything for stress?
Dr. Robert: Indeed I do. But I’m afraid it involves dating a lot of much younger women.
Wiggum: Somehow I will find the courage to endure the treatment.
Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Make Lisa Research Dr. Robert’s Past- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt. 5
Lisa starts

Lisa: People of Springfield!
Homer: Oh great, another Lisa shouting thing.
Lisa: Doctor Robert is a fraud! He’s not an MD doctor. He just has a doctorate in education.
Skinner: A “D. Ed”? That’s barely a doctor of anything.
Chalmers: Skinner, I have a D. Ed.
Skinner: Dr. Robert, do you have anything for a sudden stress headache?
Dr. Robert: Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you…Chronic Unpopularity.
Lisa: I would never accept your help… totally unproven… but it never hurts to ask… um, what’s the remedy?
Dr. Robert: Just keep doing what you’re doing, and eventually people will come to love you.
Lisa: Well, I guess that’s worth five bucks.
Make Springfielders Enjoy Dubious Medical Advice- x4, 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp Freemium and $420, 105xp Premium

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Dame Judith Underdunk

The Dame of the Game Pt. 1
Judith starts

Judith: Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here…And fill me from the crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty!
Burns: Full of direst cruelty? Smithers, who is this delightfully appealing woman?
Smithers: The famous Shakespearean actress Dame Judith Underdunk.
Burns: Ah, a fan of my old buddy Will Shakespeare.  What a wild rapscallion he was!
Reach Level 11 and Build Cooling Towers
Make Burns Reminisce About his Life 400 Years Ago- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

The Dame of the Game Pt. 2
Burns starts

Burns: Dame Judith, you seem like a fitting partner for me.  Just the kind of gal to screw my courage to the sticking point every now and then.
Judith: If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well it were done quickly.   Yet do I fear thy nature. It is too full o’ th’ milk of human kindness.
Burns: Madam, I can assure you I hate all milk except of magnesia.  Give me a chance. Let us scheme nasty schemes together.
Make Judith and Burns Form an Evil Partnership- 24hrs, Earns $1200, 300xp

The Dame of the Game Pt. 3
Burns starts

Burns: Dame Judith, now that we’re partners, you should meet the rest of my team. This is my lapdog, Smithers.  And these are my actual hounds, Fido and Spot.  Oh, I’m sorry. Spot seems to have gotten into your handbag.
Judith: Out, damn’d Spot! Out, I say!
Burns: Excellent.
Make Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Judith Concoct and Evil Scheme- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

The Dame of the Game Pt. 4
Judith starts

Burns: Okay, Dame Judith, let’s compare evil schemes. Mine’s a real pip!  We disguise a three percent rate hike as a carbon-tax offset!  Pretty great idea, eh?
Judith: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Burns: Not a big fan, I see. Well, what’s your brilliant idea?
Judith: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Burns: Going for some kind of assassination, are we? Doesn’t sound too profitable.  Let’s try another round of scheming.
Make Burns Concoct Another Evil Scheme- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Judith Concoct Another Evil Scheme- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

 The Dame of the Game Pt. 5
Burns starts

Burns: Look, Dame Judith, we’re supposed to be partners, but all your evil schemes are about killing some kid named Bart Simpson.  And I must tell you I’m utterly opposed to child murder… when it doesn’t improve the bottom line.  So maybe we should just concentrate on our relationship. I mean, we have fun together, right?
Judith: Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
Burns: You are such a downer.
Make Burns Secretly Plan to Murder Judith- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Make Judith Secretly Plan to Murder Bruns- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

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Cecil

Say “Cheers” Pt. 1
Cecil starts

Mayor Quimby: Mr. Terwilliger, the recent events caused by Monsarno Corporation have left our town a shambles.  Which is not to say they are not still a valued corporate partner. Keep those campaign donations coming, boys!
Cecil: I can assure you that Monsarno will do whatever is necessary to cover up– I mean, repair– the damage.  Although some of the ugliest crapshacks may have to be simply demolished.
Moe: Why is everyone looking at me there?
Make Cecil Survey the Town- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Cecil: Moe’s Tavern — where urban blight meets methanol-tainted loss of sight.
Moe: Aw, c’mon, my place ain’t that bad.
Cecil: There’s no foundation, the coasters are made of asbestos, and the back room is filled with giant rats.
Moe: That’s completely false!  The back room is filled with BABY giant rats. The giant giant rats live in the basement.

Say “Cheers” Pt. 2
Moe starts

Cecil: Mr. Szyslak, as part of Monsarno’s program of urban renewal, your tavern is headed for the wrecking ball.
Moe: But my bar is a beloved institution! At least give me a chance to show you how friendly and welcoming it can be.
Cecil: Very well. I owe you that much.
Moe: You hear that, the rest of you suckbags? Get out of my bar while I entertain this jerk here.
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Moe Serve His Special Reserve- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Cecil Try Out Moe’s- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Cecil: I must say, Moe’s bar is quite delightful. The friendly ambience, the comic zings…I think this will be my new hangout!  After all, why should my brother be the only one who gets to go to a bar where everybody knows your name?
Moe: Your brother was a famous barfly?
Cecil: Well, in a TV series from the 1980s. But at this point the Tapped Out writers will rip off anything.

Say “Cheers” Pt. 3
Cecil starts

Cecil: Evening, barflies!
Barney: Cecil!
Lenny: Cecil!
Moe: What’s the buzz, Mr. Terwilliger?
Cecil: The thing that I’ll have after you get me a beer.
Moe: You’re a delight, Mr. T. That’ll be, uh, eighteen dollars…
Cecil: Lucky I’m so rich.
Moe: And so ignorant about fair liquor pricing.
Make Cecil Hang with the Barflies- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Moe Gouge Customers- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Say “Cheers” Pt. 4
Moe starts

Cecil: Bad news, beloved fellow barflies. The planning commission still wants to tear Moe’s Tavern down.  They think it’s a blight on the community.
Moe: How dare they throw that in my face?!
Cecil: Because they think your face is an even worse blight on community.  And Moe, my brother Bob can help you.
Moe: By giving me tips about using theatrical makeup to hide my blemishes?
Cecil: No, by slicing off your face and replacing it with someone else’s.
Make Cecil Fix up Moe’s Tavern- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Make Barflies Fix Up Moe’s Tavern- x4. 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp Freemium and $350, 90xp Premium
Can send Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl

Say “Cheers” Pt. 5
Cecil starts

Cecil: Your tavern has never looked more beautiful, Moe. And neither have you.
Moe: Yeah, your brother glued a heck of a new face on me. I can’t stop smiling.  He used too much glue under the lips.
Cecil: Where’s the rest of the barflies?
Moe: Got rid of them. With this classy new joint, we don’t need ’em.  It’s just you and me, in this beautiful place…
Cecil: And your beautiful face…
Moe: I’m just saying, if they did “Cheers” today, it wouldn’t be Sam and Diane…
Cecil: It would be Sam and Dr. Crane…
Make Moe and Cecil Build a Life Together- 8hrs, Earns $550, 140xp (requires Moe)
Cecil: Maybe we should jump ahead to Season Five, when I get the hell out of this bar and never return.
Moe: Very good idea.

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Sideshow Bob

Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 1
Sideshow Bob starts

Sideshow Bob: Once again I’m back in Springfield. And yet, somehow it’s different…As though it had been blown to smithereens, and then clumsily reassembled by some knucklehead with zero clue about how to lay out a town.  But if this is a different Springfield, then perhaps I am a different Sideshow Bob, no longer cursed with the obsession to kill Bart Simpson.  Only one way to find out: spying on the Simpsons from the bushes around their house.  Hm. Apparently my love of creepy stalking hasn’t changed.
Make Sideshow Bob Spy on the Simpsons- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 2
Sideshow Bob starts

Sideshow Bob: I’ve been spying on the Simpsons for hours, and I still feel absolutely no urge to murder Bart.  Apparently whatever idiot blew away Springfield also blew away my hatred.
Homer: Wait! I feel a strange disturbance in the cloud. Somewhere, someone is calling me an idiot.
Bart: That’s not strange. Somewhere, someone is always calling you an idiot.
Homer: Why you little…!
Sideshow Bob: What a delightful zing by the lad. And look how nimbly he dodges his father’s ape-like hands and skateboards away.  If that’s not worth an amused maniacal chuckle, I don’t know what is.
Reach Level 12 and Build Bart’s Treehouse
Make Bart Skateboard- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Sideshow Bob Laugh Maniacally- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 3
Sideshow Bob starts

Sideshow Bob: Principal Skinner, it’s a brave new world, and I’d like a job at your school.  Perhaps I could teach gifted and talented students about the Shakespeare play where the phrase “brave new world” comes from.
Skinner: The only thing my students are gifted and talented at is troublemaking. I have the whole fourth grade on lockdown.
Sideshow Bob: Well, I’m also highly familiar with the Federal penitentiary system.
Skinner: Hm. With you in charge, I could join my birdwatching group in its hunt for the variegated nuthatch.
Sideshow Bob: The nuthatch? An aerial daredevil of jaunty plumage indeed!
Skinner: You’re also a nuthatch nut? You’re hired. I just need a job reference.
Sideshow Bob: Call Cliff “The Grim Reaper” Franklin at this number.  But I’d do it before Tuesday at midnight. His appeal is not going well.
Make Sideshow Bob Teach at Springfield Elementary- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Skinner Go Bird Watching- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Lisa Go to School- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp

Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 4
Bart starts

Lisa:What a wonderful teacher Sideshow Bob is. He has a real soft spot for teacher’s pets.  I guess being blown into a fog of atoms and then reconstituted in a world ruled by a giant sky finger really can change a man.
Bart:  I don’t trust Sideshow Bob. Today he tried to look past my bad behavior and reach me as a fellow human being.  What kind of teacher does that? He MUST be a phony.  And there’s one last test I can do to prove it.
Make Bart Lay a Trap- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp

You’ll need Rakes to continue the questline…

Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 5
Sideshow Bob starts

Sideshow Bob: I can’t wait to start my day teaching at Springfield Elementary.  I love the look of joy on eight-year-old faces as you recite to them “The Canterbury Tales” in the original Middle English.  Finally free of my obsessions, I stride confidently across the playground, a free man!
Make Sideshow Bob Meet his Raker- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Bart Laugh his Head Off- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Sideshow Bob: Every rake that hits me increases my rage!  What cruel tormentor doomed me to this fate?
Skinner: I’m fairly confident it was Bart Simpson. From the fourth grade?
Sideshow Bob: Then Bart Simpson must die!

Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 6
Sideshow Bob starts

Homer: Bart, I just got a call from Principal Skinner. Sideshow Bob is trying to kill you again. He says it’s okay if you stay home today, as long as you get a permission slip from me.
Bart: I told you Sideshow Bob couldn’t be trusted! I’ll be hiding in my room.
Homer: I didn’t say I was going to give you permission.
Lisa: Great job, Bart. You proved that Sideshow Bob wanted to kill you by driving him so crazy that he wants to kill you.
Homer: It just goes to show, you can vaporize people in a nuclear explosion, but you can’t stop two jerkwads from driving each other crazy.
Make Sideshow Bob Plot his Revenge- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

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Gino

Rock-a-Die Baby Pt. 1
Gino starts

Gino: DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA!
Bart: Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill.
Lisa: Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful…
Bart: Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn.
Lisa: A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome.
Bart: You’ll see. This kid’s gonna be a killer just like his father.
Lisa: No, you’ll see he’s just as cute and innocent as Maggie.
Bart: I think you’re giving Maggie too much credit.
Make Lisa Observe Gino- 24hrs.  Earns $600, 150xp
Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals- 24hrs.  Earns $1,000, 225xp
Bart: So how did “Adventures in Baby-Stalking” turn out?
Lisa: This kid is going to be a lot of trouble.

Rock-a-Die Baby Pt. 2
Gino starts

Bart: Lis, I’m telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob?
Lisa: Genes don’t explain everything. Otherwise how come I’m smart and you’re… differently gifted?  If Gino’s bad, it’s because he’s been raised in a bad environment.
Bart: You mean, in Italy?
Lisa: No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he’ll turn out great.
Bart: Sorry, he’s born bad.
Lisa: No he isn’t! He’s made bad.
Make Bart Argue for Nature- 1hr.  Earns $70, 17xp
Make Lisa Argue for Nurture- 1hr.  Earns $70, 17xp
Bart: Nature!
Lisa: Nurture!
Bart: Nature!
Lisa: Nurture!
Homer: Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition?
Bart & Lisa: Do it outside.

Rock-a-Die Baby Pt. 3
Gino starts

Lisa: I’ll show you Bart. I’m going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid.  I’m going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful: Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms!
Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science- 1hr.  Earns $70, 17xp
Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys- 1hr.  Earns $105, 26xp
Lisa: Wow, these “Cassandra and Don” handcrafted wooden toys are amazing.  I don’t know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at “ToysBWe”.

Rock-a-Die Baby Pt. 4
Gino starts

Lisa: Bart, you need to see this! I’ve made great strides reconditioning Gino.
Gino: HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY!
Bart: Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live.
Lisa: What does that mean?
Bart: I want to see him play with a live kitten.
Lisa: *GULP* Gee Bart I dunno…
Bart: Purr up or shut up.
Make Gino Play with a Kitten- 2hrs.  Earns $175, 40xp
Gino: PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY!
Lisa: Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn’t hurt the kitten one bit.
Bart: They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you’re right, Lisa. Maybe you’re right…

Rock-a-Die Baby Pt. 5
Gino starts

Lisa: Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?!  Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed…
Bart: You were right, Lisa. It is “nurture”.  I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid.
Lisa: So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta!
Make Lisa Get Angry- 1hrs.  Earns $70, 17xp
Make Gino Declare Vendetta- 4hrs.  Earns $260, 70xp
Lisa: Well, this is depressing.  I’ve learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature.  Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example!

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Francesca

La Dolce Morte Pt. 1
Francesca starts

Marge: I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce.  Pardon me, ma’am, can I ask your opinion? Are these “vine-ripened tomatoes” ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?
Francesca:  You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!  After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?!  I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag!
Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag– 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots– 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp 

La Dolce Morte Pt. 2
Francesca starts

Francesca: Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous.  It’s not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie.  Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures.
Marge: Um, no offense, but I don’t really need a friend.
Francesca: Come on, Marge. I’ve watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you’ve had was that “Selma and Louise” chick.
Marge: Fine. Let’s cook.
Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking – 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Homer: Pretty good dinner, Marge.
Francesca: That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife’s feet and beg forgiveness!
Homer: I would but I can’t bend below the eyebrows.

La Dolce Morte Pt. 3
Francesca starts

Helen Lovejoy: Okay, let’s get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge’s cake holding the left flank…And Francesca’s bone-dry biscotti way in the rear.
Francesca: You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you!
Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse– 6hrs, Earns $, xp
Helen Lovejoy: No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you.
Marge: Ladies, please, let’s not descend into sectarian glaring.
Helen Lovejoy: This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You’re out of the bake sale!
Francesca: You don’t need them, Marge. You’ve got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend.

La Dolce Morte Pt. 4
Francesca starts

Wiggum: Can’t park there, ladies. Move it along.
Francesca: Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s.  Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your “Hoboken, New Jersey”.
Wiggum: Gee, I’d sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast.
Francesca: You are cheating on me with another woman?! I’ll carve your fat butt into bacon!
Marge: Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives.
Make Francesca Juggle Knives– 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Marge Fret– 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Wiggum: Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good.
Marge: Francesca, you mustn’t hurt Chief Wiggum. He’s the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night…
Francesca: Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours.
Marge: This is why I don’t have friends, Lisa.

La Dolce Morte Pt. 5
Francesca starts

Marge: Francesca, you know we’re best friends, suddenly.
Francesca: More than friends — sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework.
Marge: So true. And I think that’s why Homer has fallen in love with you.
Francesca: What, the fat baldy has a thing for me?
Marge: Oh yes. And because we’re such friends, I’m going to step aside and let you have him.
Francesca: Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair.
Marge: I’m sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you.
Francesca: Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end!  I don’t know how I’ll ever forget you, Marge. Oh wait, I do. I’ll go shopping. 
Make Francesca Go Shopping– 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Homer: Whatever happened to that Francesca chick?
Marge: I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life.
Homer: *GASP* That it’s wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.

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Captain Bob

Sea Students Pt. 1
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: You ever notice how tiring constant failed murder attempts are?  A little yachting is the perfect way to get away from all the madness.  Which should give me ample time to concoct some new madness.
Make Captain Bob Go Yachting– 24hrs, Earns $1000, 225xp 

Sea Students Pt. 2
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: There’s nothing quite like owning a boat.  The crisp sea air, the fresh breeze, the sound of grinding gears in the bilge pump.  Grinding gears in the bilge pump?!
Make Captain Bob Repair the Bilge Pump– 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp

Sea Students Pt. 3
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob:  Is there no end to the repairs on this boat?! Bilge pump, mainsail halyard, steaming light, bilge pump again!
Sea Captain: Yar, the sea is your mistress, and like most mistresses she’s demanding and expensive.
Captain Bob: How am I supposed to pay for all this? Piracy around the Horn of Africa?
Sea Captain: Well, you could charrrter your boat to the local school for field trips.
Captain Bob: That’s perfect! I could teach children the ways of the sea.  I love educating children, when I’m not trying to kill them.
Make Captain Bob Charter His Boat to Springfield Elementary– 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp 

Sea Students Pt. 4
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: Welcome aboard the SS Underdunk, young lads and lasses.  Are you ready to have your lives enriched, for the mere sum of $249 a head?
Bart: This is supposed to be a cruise. So can the gabbing and make with the duty free shopping and casinos.
Captain Bob: Now Bart, you are here to learn the bold, manly ways of the sea.  So let’s start with a performance of one of my favorite light operettas!
Make Captain Bob Sing the Score to HMS Pinafore– 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp 

Sea Students Pt. 5
Sideshow Bob starts

Captain Bob: These Springfield children are unteachable. How dare they scoff at the witty wordplay and century-old references of Gilbert and Sullivan?!   This is war, and I’m not afraid to take up the weapons of my enemy.  Prepare to be the ones who smelt it, children of Springfield!  For I shall be he who dealt it!
Make Captain Bob Stink Bomb the School– 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp 

Sea Students Pt. 6
Sideshow Bob starts

Bart: Bob’s trying to stink bomb the school?  I am rubber and you are glue. Your stinkbombs bounce off me and stick to you.
Captain Bob: Augh! *cough* *cough*  *cough* That rhyme actually works? Like some kind of magic?
Bart: It’s an unfathomable mystery of the sea.
Make Captain Bob Accidentally Stink Bomb Himself– 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp 

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And there you have it my friends…all the fun of the past month and a half!

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