Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Level 56 arrived a short while ago and with it arrives a classic Simpsons item…Springfield Gorge! Who doesn’t have fond memories of this classic episode? As a bonus the Gorge comes with Daredevil Bart!
While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ walkthrough up since Level 56 hit, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all of the fun dialogue you might have missed while tappin’…or just to relive all the fun again!
As we mentioned in the Level 56 rundown post Springfield Gorge and Daredevil Bart will cost you 250 donuts. Once purchased and placed in your Springfield the questline will start up….provided you have Principal Skinner free.
So now….let’s get this walkthrough going, shall we?!
You won’t be awarded Daredevil Bart right away…instead you’ll see this popup:
Safety Dance Pt. 1
Skinner: Attention children. I’ve recently learned that saving money by not paying the school’s liability insurance can, in fact, lead to that insurance being cancelled. To prevent all conceivable injuries, we’ve had to make some changes to the schoolyard safety code. ‘King of the Hill’ will no longer be played on hills higher than two inches tall…”Freeze Tag” may only be played with appropriately warm outerwear……and “Simon Says” will hereby be known as “Simon Makes a Respectful Request”. As for hopscotch, all hopping must be supervised. And there will be no scotch.
Edna: Even in the teacher’s lounge?
Make Kids Hop Under Supervision- x6. 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp Freemium and $260, 70xp Premium
Safety Dance Pt. 2
Bart: Man, all this schoolyard safety is sucking the fun out of everything.
Milhouse: They’re making us round off all fractions to reduce dangerous sharp edges!
Bart: We can’t live like this. Someone has to stand up and fight the system.
Milhouse: Don’t forget to get a signed permission form from the system first!
Make Bart Figure Out How to Fight the System- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Make Marge Sign a Parental Consent Form- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Safety Dance Pt. 3
Bart: Listen up, chumps! Daredevil Bart is here to overthrow this system of oppression!
Martin: But the rules are there to keep us safe, Bart!
Bart: That’s parent talk! Every kid has the right to ride broken, wobbly vehicles, eat junk food until they barf, and generally do stupid stuff!
Milhouse: He’s right, everybody! Let’s go out and hurt ourselves!
Make Bart Perform Dangerous Tricks- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Milhouse Run with Scissors- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Martin Go Too Fast on The Merry-Go-Round- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Safety Dance Pt. 4
Wiggum: Simpson, ever since your kid started acting like a daredevil, our kids have been getting into trouble, too.
Flanders: He’s right! Todd still has grit in his eye from a risky sandbox maneuver!
Wiggum: Yeah, and Ralphie hurt himself… somehow. I wasn’t really watching.
Homer: Now hold on. Don’t you all remember having innocent fun when you were kids? Sleeping on railroad tracks, cornering rabid animals, shoving firecrackers up your nose…No? Hey, where are you all going?
Make Parents Write Misspelled Protest Signs- x5. 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp Freemium and $175, 40xp Premium
Make Parents Protest at the Simpson House- x5. 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp Freemium and $260, 70xp Premium
Safety dance Pt. 5
Homer: I’m fine if the boy wants to go out and learn his lessons the hard way, but all these complaining parents are killing me!
Marge: Bart and his little friends are only rebelling against authority, just like we did when we were young. Whatever we do, they’ll try and do the opposite.
Homer: The old reverse psychology trick, eh? Well, I’ll show the boy two can play that game. Just like I showed Dad when he told me not to drink so much beer! I’m going to perform the most death-defying stunt of all time!
Make Homer Jump Springfield Gorge- 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Homer: God, is that you? I always imagined you’d look less like Bart and more like Magnum P.I.
Bart: No, Dad, it’s me. What were you thinking? You almost got yourself killed!
Homer: I wanted to give you something to rebel against, so you’d stop doing stunts.
Bart: That makes no sense. But your stupidity did prove to me that being a daredevil is dangerous. I’m going to go do my homework right now!
Homer: Parenting is the easiest thing in the world.
And that completes the Springfield Gorge questline!
Running from start to finish, with out using donuts, it will take you 1 day and 4 hours to complete, of course that assumes you have 10 parents in your town (which you should if you’re on Level 56). A fun little questline with some hilarious dialogue! And a bonus AWESOME task for Homer at the Gorge!
What do YOU think of Springfield Gorge? Have you purchased Springfield Gorge? Any thoughts on the dialogue? Where have you placed the Gorge in your Springfield? Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!