Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Gil’s back in Springfield and this time is donning his lederhosen because it’s Oktoberfest time! And one of Gil’s Oktoberfest specials is Beer Stein Wiggum, the only new Oktoberfest specific item to come with a questline.
We broke down the pros and cons of purchasing Beer Stein Wiggum earlier today, so now it’s time to tackle his questline. Once purchased Beer Stein Wiggum’s short, but fun, little questline starts up. And it’s all about…beer of course!
So let’s take a look at all the rolling fun of Coptoberfest!
Coptoberfest Pt. 1
Lou: Chief, come on, we’ve had zero reported cases of underage drinking.
Wiggum: Drunk kids aren’t dumb enough to just stumble around in public like drunk adults. I need to look like them, think like them, and above all else – drink like them.
Lou: So you are going to get drunk and expense the police department for your Halloween costume again?
Wiggum: Once you pee in it, you can’t return it. And I always pee in it. Now stick to your job, Lou, and stop busting my chops just for breaking the law.
Make Beer Stein Wiggum Drink Undercover- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Lou (Reluctantly) Investigate Bogus Case- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Eddie (Reluctantly) Investigate Bogus Case- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Coptoberfest Pt. 2
Kearney: What do you want, freak?
Wiggum: I wanna hang out and drink with my fellow youths, as well as educate them as a peer about the dangers of drinking, as well as possibly arrest them. But honestly I can’t tell if you’re a youth.
Kearney: Depends. Not according to the DMV. But I’m technically a fetus according to Springfield Elementary’s reading comprehension test.
Wiggum: I’ll go straight to the source at Springfield Elementary! That’s a great idea, Kearney!
Kearney: What is? You’re talking in text bubbles, and I can’t read.
Make Beer Stein Wiggum Teach Kids to “Just Pour It Out”- 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Make Kearney Go to School- 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp (if you have him)
Coptoberfest Pt. 3
Jimbo: Me and the other boys really liked your message and want to help spread the word!
Wiggum: That’s great! Pressure from peers is a tried and true method of getting kids to stop harmful behaviors.
Dolph: We want to “Just Pour It Out” in front of everyone! But they won’t let us buy beer at the store for the demonstration.
Wiggum: I’ve never been prouder to be an officer of the law – of course I’ll buy you kids beer.
Dolph: Thanks Chief! We’ve got a lot of peers so get us a case.
Make Beer Stein Wiggum Buy Beer for Bullies- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Jimbo: That was so *hic* successful, we want to spread the message to an *hic* even wider audience.
Wiggum: It’s nice to see today’s youth so excited that they can’t even walk a straight line or keep from vomiting.
Dolph: A single beer isn’t cutting it anymore, what with social media and whatever. The youth of today need something bigger, more impressive, something they can tap into.
Wiggum: You mean like a keg?
Dolph: I mean if you think that’s the best idea, Officer Wiggum, let’s do it. IPA this time. Don’t cheap out.
Wiggum: Always happy to make the responsible choice. Mind holding my gun while I go inside?
Make Beer Stein Wiggum Buy a Keg- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Round Up the Usual Suspects
Lou: Huh, another slow-walking streaker. It looks like there’s an underage drinking problem after all.
Eddie: Want to round up the usual suspects?
Lou: Nah, let’s just assume it was the Chief’s fault.
Make Lou Investigate the Case- 5m, Earns $10, 3xp
Make Eddie Investigate the Case- 5m, Earns $10, 3xp
Coptoberfest Pt. 5
Lou: Well, Chief, we were wrong. There is a youth alcoholism problem.
Wiggum: Wiggum’s right again! Once we find the source, boys, the first round’s on me!
Eddie: Actually, it looks like the source is you. We’re gonna have to arrest you.
Wiggum: Arrest me?! But I’m your Chief! There must be another punishment that lets me retain my dignity!
Lou: Fine. Eddie, hit him with the hose.
Make Beer Stein Wiggum Roll Uncontrollably- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
And that completes Beer Stein Wiggum’s short little questline!
What are your thoughts on the questline? Did you purchase Beer Stein Wiggum? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!