Tapped Out Event Walkthroughs: THOH Adult Costumes

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The 2015 Treehouse of Horrors Event brought us loads of new costumes for our characters in Springfield.    Including a couple new premium and freemium options for Homer, Kirk and Luann!

While we’ve had the questlines up for each character for a while now, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all the dialogue and jokes of the character for adults in costumes who participated in the event.. Especially since many of you have been requesting this over the last few days! So if you missed any of the dialogue during the event, or you’re just curious what one of the characters had to say that you didn’t unlock…we’ve got it all here for you!

So let’s get started with the complete dialogue walkthroughs for all of the adults in costumes that hit our game during the event…

kirk_acorn_menu luann_squirrel_menu Holiday_Homer

 

Acorn Kirk

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Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 1
Kirk starts

Kirk: Why do I have to take off my pants when you measure me for my costume?  No! I put them right there! Just a second ago! I swear! Right there!
Luann:
 I have to be very precise with the fit.
Kirk: 
True! Michael Corleone’ had a good tailor, you know, being Godfather and all.
Luann: 
We’re not doing that. Who would I be? Some Diane-Keaton-y chick who gets doors shut in her face?! Thanks, but no.  I’m done, you can put your pants back on.
Kirk:
 …
Luann: 
Don’t tell me you lost your pants again!
Make Acorn Kirk Look for His Pants- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Luann: This year for our costumes I thought we’d go…Sexy!
Kirk: 
I think I could do… sexy.
Luann:
 I doubt that…but I Zumba-ed my ass off to look good in this costume so that’s what we’re doing.

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 2
Kirk starts

Kirk: Oooh, you look sexy! Like a sexy, little… um… is it a mongoose?
Luann: 
Squirrel. And here’s your costume.
Kirk: 
Cute. A little acorn hat.
Luann: 
No. It’s your whole costume. I’ll help you put it on.  There are clear plastic straps that fasten around your butt-cheeks. But mostly, it’s held on by spirit-gum.
Make Luann Painfully glue Kirk’s Costume to his groin- 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Kirk: I feel kind of silly.
Luann: 
You won’t when you’re at a party filled with people in even crazier costumes!  Though you might feel silly when you go outside to get my make-up bag from the car, but I need it, so hurry.

 

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 3
Kirk starts

Kirk: Whoa! That squirrel ran right across my foot! Oh, he’s friendly. Hello, Mr. Squirrel!  And who are all your friends?  And why are they chasing me!
Make Acorn Kirk Get Attacked by Squirrels- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Wiggum: Hold it right there, Sick-O! Ugh, people like you make me sick!
Kirk: 
It’s a costume! I’m not usually sexy!
Wiggum: 
You can be sexy as you want, but feeding squirrels is strictly prohibited!
Kirk: 
I don’t want to feed them! I hate them! They’re biting my nut without permission!
Wiggum:
 Well, let them finish and then move along.

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4
Kirk starts

Kirk: Luann! You promised I could pick my own costume this year! I wanted to be The Godfather.
Luann:
 Oh, sure, you get to play a powerful man while I’m just a mute accessory.
Kirk:
 I am an acorn! I’m always just a mute accessory!  When you were Lady Godiva, I was a horse. When you were a princess, I was a pea. When you were the girl from The Exorcist, I was projectile vomit.  I deserve to be a person! I deserve my dignity!
Luann: 
Why are you standing here naked?!
Kirk: 
Squirrels ate my crotch-acorn! Now, back to what I was saying about my dignity…
Make Kirk Argue- 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Make Luann Argue- 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Luann: Luckily, I made you a spare costume!  Will him pwease be my widdle Squirrel-nut?
Kirk: 
Okay. As long as I know her wespects him.
Luann: 
Her does!  Now turn around, I need to shave your butt.

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 5
Kirk starts

Luann: This party is so much fun! This is our best Halloween ever!
Kirk: 
I agree—-aaaaa-chooo!
Luann: 
Kirk! You sneezed off your acorn! It’s rolling down that hill!
Make Acorn Kirk Chase His Acorn- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Wiggum: That’s right, naked dude, you better catch that acorn’ or I’ll fine you for littering!


Squirrel Luann

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Cover Squirrel Pt. 1
Luann starts

Lenny: Whoa, Carl, check out that chick dressed like a squirrel.
Carl: 
Hey, baby, I must be part Labrador because I wanna chase you up a tree!
Lenny: 
Yeah, cutie! You can break into my bird feeder any time!
Luann: 
That is so sexist!  A woman should be able to walk down the street dressed like a giant squirrel without having to hear comments about it!
Make Squirrel Luann Petition for Women’s Rights- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Miss. Springfield: You’re right, Luann, people are always saying I’m easy just cause-a the way I dress.  I am not easy! I make guys buy me stuff first!

Cover Squirrel Pt. 2
Luann starts

Luann: Ladies, it’s time we teach the men a lesson!  Boycott sexy Halloween costumes!  This year, we’ll all wear sexless, non-form-fitting ghost costumes.
Make Springfield Women Buy Ghost Costumes- x5. 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp Freemium and $105, 26xp Premium
Marge: This is basically a white burka. Oh, I had such a pretty witch costume this year.
Patty: 
I feel like I’m wearing a muumuu. A drab, non-festive muumuu.
Luann: 
Perfect! That’s exactly the look we’re going for!

Cover Squirrel Pt. 3
Luann starts

Luann: Hello Kirk!
Kirk: 
Uh, hello. Who is that?
Luann: 
It’s me, Luann. I’m going as a ghost this Halloween ‘you know, because of sexism.
Kirk: 
Oh, that’s great. Good job. I can’t even tell you’re a woman right now.
Luann: 
Well, my voice…
Kirk: 
No! That doesn’t give it away. I would totally believe there was a man under there.
Make Squirrel Luann Cut up her Ghost Outfit- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Luann: Oh look, something destroyed my ghost costume. Looks like I’ll have to go back to being a sexy squirrel.

Cover Squirrel Pt. 4
Luann starts

Luann: Actually, I’m glad I’m back in this outfit.  I didn’t eat bread for a month – I deserve to be ogled and objectified.  I choose it – so actually it’s empowering. Being a feminist is fun!
Make Squirrel Luann Show Off Her Squirrel Costume- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Patty: What’s going on? How come you get to wear a cute costume?
Luann: 
I’m making a feminist statement – If I’m the one doing the degrading – it doesn’t matter if it’s me that’s being degraded…
Patty: 
Yeah, yeah, chitter, chatter little squirrel. C’mon ladies, let’s get our sexy on!

Cover Squirrel Pt. 5
Luann starts

Bernice: If you got it, flaunt it!
Selma: 
Even if you have too much of it, flaunt it!
Marge: 
Halloween only comes once a year! Live it up!
Make Springfield Women Sexify Their Outfits- x5.  8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp Freemium and $420, 105xp Premium
Marge: I have an idea – Let’s objectify the men!
Homer: 
Yes, please!


 

Holiday Homer

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Festiween Pt. 1
Holiday Homer starts

Homer: When I was looking for Halloween decorations, I found a bunch of other decorations in the attic.  Look at my bunny tail! Let’s have Easter right now! Why should we be slaves to the calendar?!
Make Holiday Homer Hop Around Town- 3hrs, $135, 35xp
Bart: Dad, you’re giving out eggs? It’s Halloween. It’s supposed to be scary.
Homer: 
The hard-boiled eggs sat in the sun for hours!  HOURS!

Festiween Pt. 2
Holiday Homer starts

Homer: Look at me, Marge, I’m old St. Trick! I come down the chimney and fill kids’ pillowcases with candy.
Marge:
 Homer, remember the Judge said it’s still breaking and entering even if you’re wearing a Santa costume!
Make Holiday Homer Deliver Candy to Youngsters- x3. 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Homer: Hey kids, I can’t break or enter so I’m just dropping your candy down the chimney.  There you go! You can fish it out of the ashes.
Milhouse: My candy’s on fire!

Festiween Pt. 3
Lisa starts

Lisa: Ow, Dad! Why did you pinch me?
Homer:
 I’m Saint Bat-rick. If you aren’t eating green Halloween candy, you get a pinch.
Lisa: 
Mom.
Marge: 
I’ll shoo him out the door. Let me get my broom.
Make Holiday Homer Pinch Springfielders- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Lisa: Aren’t you going to stop Dad?
Marge: 
If I stop him, he’ll just do something else. He’s not really hurting anyone.
Flanders: 
Owww! Dang it, Homer! That pinch broke skin!!

Festiween Pt. 4
Lisa starts

Lisa: Mom, I really think you need to rein Dad in.
Marge: 
What holiday is he doing now?
Lisa:
 Valentine’s Day.
Marge:
 Aww, so romantic!
Lisa: 
I’m taking cover.
Make Holiday Homer Shoot People with Cupid Arrows- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Ralph: Someone shooted me with a arrow! And made the sound get quiet… and the lights… go… out…
Wiggum: 
Eddie, Lou! Find the giant, diapered baby that shot my son!
Marge:
 I hate holidays.
Homer:
 Look at me! I’m CincoDeFestiGras!


 

And there you have it my friends…all the fun of the Adults of the Treehouse of Horrors Event!

Did you enjoy rereading all the dialogue from the Adults?  Were there any parts you missed?  Any jokes you didn’t catch the first time around?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

8 responses to “Tapped Out Event Walkthroughs: THOH Adult Costumes

  1. Where did holiday homer come from? I don’t remember any episode.

  2. I just realized that after Halloween event is finish all of the skins for characters from THOH 2015 have more task to do 🙂

  3. Just noticed that Kirk’s acorn skin now gives him a full list of tasks rather than just the 2 we had in the THOH event. I’ve got Luann and Homer on 2 hr tasks currently so the only character I can confirm has an increased task list is Kirk, but i’d say the others have them too (Milhouse/Martin/Lisa/Bart/Homer/Luann)… 🙂

    • Yep they do, just checked the others I have (admittedly I dont have any of the kids premium skins but all other fremiums have updated tasks plus Kirk and Luann)

  4. FYI – Event takedown update is available for Kindle now. (Haven’t checked iPad yet, because it’s still work hours…)

    • Oh, and a couple of observations on the post-takedown results…

      Sunken Temple had a neat animation… If you tap it, the water spout goes up and M’nthster appears perched on top, breathing heavily. If you tap it again, the water spout goes up again and he disappears. So, basically, you have the choice of having him on the temple or not, as you prefer.

      The Gate to Nowhere has a 24-hour reset and earns $300/30XP. The Escher-y building (forgot what it’s called) is just a decoration.

      The Halloween building skins for Moe’s, Kwik-E-Mart, Krusty Burger, and the Simpsons’ house are all still there as an option.

      That’s all I’ve noticed for now!

      • No, wait… There’s more! For all of you who wanted your very own Disco Zombie, formless terror, or star spawn NPC, they’re available for 35-40 donuts for the next week or so!

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