Should I Spend Donuts on the Police Tank?

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The Much Apu About Something Episode Tie-in hit our games yesterday and with it arrived a couple of new premium items for our Springfield.  Now I know many of you are wondering if the new items are worth your donuts, but don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in.  We’re here to break down the pros and cons of each item to help you decide if it’s worth your donuts.

Wondering if you should add the Police Tank to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this Wiggum Wrecker to your town! 

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Warning...full dialogue questline below (after the Should I Buy breakdown and analysis..)

Decoration: Police Tank
Donut Price: 60 Donuts
Bonus %: 2.5% on all cash and XP
Conform-O-Meter: No impact
Size: 8×4
Unique: Yes, only 1 per Springfield

Pros:
-Comes with a fun questline
-Has a cool animation where it destroys buildings (Kwik-E-Mart, Brown House & Quick & Fresh) Temporarily
-Decent bonus % awarded

Cons:
-No conform-0-meter impact
-Pricey for what it is/does

Final Thought:
Premium or Freemium:
Honestly this is pretty cool.  It comes with a questline, has a decent bonus & once you’ve finished the questline you get to blow up buildings (Kwik-E-Mart, Brown House & Quick & Fresh only) temporarily.  It’s one of the cooler decorations in the game.  Yes it’s a little overpriced but it’s still pretty cool.

Of course in the end it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would/wouldn’t do…and I can tell you I’ll most likely be picking this one up.    However, remember this is limited-time.  So if you’re thinking about getting it make sure you do so before the event ends.

Here’s a look at the short questline it comes with…

Police Tank Pt. 1
Wiggum starts

Wiggum: With this tank, Springfield’s police equipment is now on par with the rest of the country. The country of Kazakhstan!
Eddie: You think this tank will help in the war on crime?
Wiggum: I think we’ll see immediate effects after we record and air a kick-* tank commercial!
Eddie: 
Nice one, Chief. This should put the fear of death into criminals.
Lou: 
And everyone else for that matter.
Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station
Make Wiggum Record a Tank Commercial- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Police Tank Pt. 2
Wiggum starts

Snake: Yo coppers! Heads up! I’m about to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Just try and stop me!
Wiggum: You’ve seen your last days of freedom Snake! Let’s get in the tank and stop that thief, boys!
Lou: But he’s running and the tank goes about two miles an hour? How’s that gonna work, Chief?
Wiggum: We’ll figure it out on the fly. This thing came with instructions, right?
Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Cops Try to Figure Out the Tank- x3. 6hrs, Earns $350, 90xp

Police Tank Pt. 3
Snake starts

Snake: Wow, I am literally going to totally rob this place again, and again. There’s nothing you can do about it!
Lou: Come on Chief, permission to apprehend suspect on foot.
Wiggum: Permission denied! I know how to work this thing now! It’s time to take out the trash.
Apu: Wait! He’s in my store, what are you doing with that tank?
Lou: I don’t think he’s too clear on that.
Build the Kwik-E-Mart
Make Wiggum Fire the Tank-
4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Wiggum: With this tank, no one will ever say the Chief of Police is impotent ever again!
Lou: Don’t you mean incompetent?
Wiggum: I know what I said, Lou!

Police Tank Pt. 4
Snake starts

Snake: Whoa! You guys are insane! I’m outta here!
Wiggum: 
Mission accomplished!
Apu: 
Holy Shiva! You wrecked my store! I suppose I should thank you for not shooting me!
Wiggum:
 And you’re very welcome, but it’s all in a day’s work my friend.
Jay: 
Uggh, I wanted my business to blow up, but not like this!
Make Snake Enjoy his Kwik-E-Mart Cash- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Apu Clean up the Mess- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

And here’s how the wrecked buildings look…

Wrecked_Quick_&_Fresh Wrecked_Kwik-E-Mart generichouse01_destroyed_menu

What are your thoughts on the Police Tank?  Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield (or did you already)? Where have you placed it? Thoughts on blowing up the buildings?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you! 

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75 responses to “Should I Spend Donuts on the Police Tank?

  1. Alissa, So when this returns with Black Friday will it still have the animation and the blowing up buildings options?

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  2. Is there a way to make the blown up brown house permanent? I always see it blown up when I go visit people’s towns but when I leave the game and come back it’s brand new. I even built some overgrown shrubbery around it to fit in with the blown up house. I’d like to make it permanent. Other than that the tank is awesome. One of the more funny premium quests out of all of them.

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    • There was a blown up version that was for sale during the Clash of Clones Event in 2014, which is probably what you’re seeing when you visit neighbors. Right now there’s no option to make it permanent via the tank.

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  3. Can I change back to a destructed Kwik E Mart? Or should I just never finish the quest?

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  4. Any chance of seeing the animation of the buildings being blown up?

    Expatrie-

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