Special thanks to Kim (kimberlyah794) from the Addicts community for helping me out and writing this post!
Howdy-ho Tapperinos! We’ve gotten an episode tie-in featuring Sanjay’s son, Jamshed. Along with that comes some new (and returning) items in the store. Now I know you may be trying to decide if these are worth YOUR donuts, but don’t sweat it! We’re here to tell you what’s worth the donuts and what you might want to hold off on.
Wondering if you should add the Quick & Fresh to your Springfield? Well, before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this hip store to your town!
Warning...full dialogue questline below (after the Should I Buy breakdown and analysis..)
Building: Quick & Fresh
Donut Price: 30 Donuts
Earns: $105, 11 XP every 3 hours
Conform-O-Meter: Gluttony +10
Unique: No, buy as many as you like
Where Can I Place It: Grass/Pavement
-New building for Springfield
-Earns income and XP
-Comes with a questline for Jay and Springfielders
-Permanent premium task for Jay
-Decent price for a stand-alone building
-Can buy multiples
-Minor animation (fan on top spins, and when in use, the doors open)
-Funny dialogue between Jay and Cletus when you buy
-Impacts gluttony, which is pretty easy to max out
-Does not come with a character
Premium or Freemium:
Honestly, this is a pretty good buy in my opinion. It’s pretty inexpensive for a premium building and gives some variety to the stores offered in town. Of course, in the end it’s your decision; we can only tell you what we would/wouldn’t do…and I can tell I’ll be picking up this one. However, remember this is limited-time. So if you’re thinking about getting it, make sure you do so before January 20, which is when it leaves the store.
Here’s a look at the short dialogue and questline it comes with…
Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 1
Jay: Finally, a store of my own! The junk food I sell will be healthy junk!
Cletus: That ain’t happenin. Yer terrible food rots out mah stomach!
Jay: That’s only because the preservatives in your food have destroyed your gut’s ability to produce stomach acid.
Cletus: Nah-uh! My home-grown stuff ain’t gonna rot nowhere! At least once it’s away from that super-fungus in the fields…
Jay: You know what, awesome call! I’m going to open up a market to sell local foods! Cletus, you’re a genius!
Cletus: Tell that to that gol-dern Tic Tac Toe-playin’ chick I lost my house to.
Make Jay Convert Quick & Fresh to a Farmer’s Market- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 2
Jay: I’ve never even heard of many of these crops, do you refrigerate them? Freeze them? Pickle them?
Cletus: Nah, these foods contain natural preservatives. They’s last ’til time ends.
Krusty: Cletus’s no-rot-tots are the secret ingredient in our Krusty Fries!
Make Jay Pick Up Local Foods- 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 3
Jay: It seems that there’s a lot of interest from everyone in town selling their food in MY store!
Cletus: Tha’s excellent! Here I can sell my moonshine to you shoe-wearing city-freaks!
Wiggum: You do know that selling moonshine is illegal, right?
Cletus: According to your gummint, marrying your mother is, too. Your corrupt laws don’t apply ’round here!
Wiggum: They don’t? Then I am going to sell some of those “bags of sugar” from the evidence locker.
Lunch Lady Dora:Perfect! I’ll get last week’s meat scraps. Better than just using it to poison the cafeteria rats.
Make Springfielders Sell Their Home Grown Food- x6. 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp Freemium and premium
Jay: Awesome! The store is filled with people selling their own food! And I get a profit cut! Now, if I just wait a little longer, the entire millennial population of Springfield will pour right in!
Squeaky Voice Teen: That would be me! Umm… Is there any position open for a job here? I need some ramen money.
If you have Cool Homer the following will then Pop up…
Homer’s Millennial Life Crisis
Jay: So Mr. Midlife Crisis, here to buy something hip off the menu?
Cool Homer: Hey! I may look like a Baby Boomer, but I was born a Gen X’er! And I feel like a Millennial. MTV, baby!
Jay: Listen, you should really buy my old school jailbroken myPad. There’s an app on it with access to my order-out menu. Eleven hundred dollars!
Cool Homer: Done and done!
Make Cool Homer Place Orders for Food- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Cool Homer:What gives? All I see on this myPad menu is chard, cauliflower and the laziest salads I’ve ever seen. What is a wedge salad anyway? It’s just quartered iceberg lettuce with some junk on top.
Lisa: It’s what you call pretention-chic daddy.
What are your thoughts on the Quick & Fresh? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield (or did you already)? Where have you placed it? Thoughts on the Episode Tie-In? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
Special thanks again to Kim (kimberlyah794) for helping me out and writing this post!