Hey Addicts, Caption This!

Sometimes TSTO gives us humorous little moments when we capture our characters doing rather strange things.  These posts are all about those strange and funny moments! Twice a week we’ll be posting a Caption This! moment where we want you, the Addicts readers, to put on your writing caps and come up with what you think is happening in the screenshot. Post your captions in the comments below. We can’t wait to see how creative and funny you guys can be!

Here in the USA we’re going into a holiday weekend, as Memorial Day is on Monday.  So many of us are gearing up for beach trips, BBQs and quality time…and since it’s been quite a while since we last did a Caption This!, I thought what better way to head into the weekend than have a little fun with Caption This!

So have fun and enjoy your weekend!  It’s the unofficial start to summer…so get to summering! 😉

Hey Addicts… Caption This!

1. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader Noname (Su)
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2. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader Louis)image2 (5)

3. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader Frankcus)
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4. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader  Rudolpho)
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5. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader sitharts10510)
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6. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader Robobot)
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7. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader mashyp25)
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8. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader BigPhil)
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9. ( This image was submitted by Addicts reader DaPIMP)
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10. And finally…(Submitted from Addicts Reader Kevin K)

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So go ahead and caption away!

If you’ve got an image you’d like to submit for a “Caption this!” post, email it to us at TSTOAddictsblog@gmail.com you never know when yours might be next!

20 responses to “Hey Addicts, Caption This!

  1. #8 – I love how it looks like Maggie & the Bandit are noping the hell outta *that* scene! *lol*

    #7 – Poor Capt’n…looks like he still needs to work on that comedy act…

    #3 – ha ha ha, wonder what that Bandit’s gonna think when he gets to the street & sees what’s going on at the church today!

    #6 – I saw this in the comments! I remember thinking how sweet it was of Luke to lullaby for Barney, even though he passed out drunk in front of his house/barn. 🙂

    #2 – “Not today, Kodos. Not on my watch.” 🎶🎤 SKINNNNNNNNEEEEER!🎤🎶

  2. Smithers: Crack that licorice whip!

    Willie: Agh, that smell makes me want to puke!

  3. 1) It began to slowly sink in on Fred as he stood high above, overlooking the icy waters below… “The others: they just don’t get it; what’s about to happen in a few days. They just close their mind and go about their “tasks”, not understanding come Tuesday we’re all captured. Jailed. Run out of Town. Dead. Who knows. **Looks down into the water** .. Maybe this is the way to go; respectable and honourable….**SIIIIGHH* 😢
    2) FREEZE! HANDS UP KODOS! or Kang? Kang….right? No? Yea? Ok whomever..HANDS UP! …. Alright fine. Tenticles up. No I’m not going to scream that. Just put ’em up. *Sigh…your flailing is making it difficult to cuff you. 😕
    3) In the throes of Stripper-Cat Zombie apocalypse, unusual alliances will form to benefit survival of the living. 🙀
    4) “Porky’s 8: The dodgeball training machine’s revenge!”
    5) Hey Kang. Kodos. Right this way for the Trump convention. 🐘🐴
    6) We’ve all passed out drunk and woke the next day feeling like time jumped ahead. Can’t remember a few hrs; had to be a time jump. Buut, in Barney’s case, is it possible to get SO hammered you’d actually go BACK in time?? 😋🍺
    7) Drove one to lesbianism, t’other to death. Who knew? Perhaps it t’was destined for me to sail alone. Yar. 😞
    8) In an attempt to cut costs, Springfield chose to host all 3 “Anonymous” meetings at the same time and place. Because of Selma’s antagonistic ways, Roger Myers didn’t fare well with “Smoker’s Anonymous”, Grandpa’s “Necromancers Anonymous” class with Mona was going well, but he couldn’t help but see Jacqueline Bouvier twerking to their left. And, we’ll, “Adolescent Conflict Resolution” doesn’t do so well when one member of the pair stays outside because he forgets how to work a gate (We’re lookin at you Ralph.)
    9) and 10) I got nothing good

  4. 1. Can you hear me now?
    2. Smile you son of a Bart
    3. Bandit: “time to get my tithe”
    4. Gametime: cheeky ballz
    5. Open house! Open house!
    6. Jesus… Take the wheel.
    7. Arrg… Turkey tired!
    8. A Sunday on La Grande Springfield. By g.s. seurat
    9. Walking dead, season 7, teaser.
    10. Click… The vegans say hello.

  5. Image 2 looks like a DVD cover for the movie “Aliens vs Cowboys”!

  6. Is the default for leveling up at 40,000 XP or is that still a bug? Not complaining as I’m racking up the bonuts.

  7. 1. Hey Cap’n. You’re right I can see my house from here!
    2. Stop right there. This school has a strict dress code & I’m the enforcer! Just because you’re an alien doesn’t mean you can come to school naked!
    3. Mrs Lovejoy: didn’t you tell her it was ‘Dress-up Sunday’ not ‘Dress-down Sunday’?
    4. Don’t have a cow kid. There are enough balls for everyone!
    5. Read all about it. Aliens land in Springfield! Whom I kidding. No-one will believe this crap…
    6. I don’t care if country music makes you sick. It’s my barn and I’ll play if I want to!
    7. You know you are getting old when you fall asleep before eating thanksgiving dinner…
    8. Go away kids. This is ‘adult’ playtime in the park!
    9. Whip me harder you bastard! I asked that dandy with the rope to do it but he just wants to play with himself…
    10. I’ll take that thank you very much. Can’t make horse hoof stew without the main ingredient…

  8. 1) Darn, I always get stuck as lookout…
    2) Skinner: Mmhmm. All seems qui–
    Kang: HahahaHAA!
    3) Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
    4) Now use this bouncy ball wisely, son.
    5) Foolish earthling, advertising condominiums in this market! His four-eyed spawn will undoubtedly be disappointed in his deficiencies as a male provider!
    6) 🎶Grabbed me a bottle I’d hid in the hay, stumbled on forward, passed out where I lay🎶
    7) Yarr! This be a double dream the likes of which I’ve never seen…!
    8) Ralph: The nice man with the gun doesn’t look at all like daddy.
    9) Ach! I’m turnin’ the wheel as fas’ as I kin, you licorice whippin’ leather wearin’ ingret.
    10) Hey youse. Wit the horse parts. … Yeah yeah Dora… Doris. It don’t matter. Just hand ’em over.

  9. No captions from me, but, mashyp25, I just wanted you to know that I especially liked your screen capture!

  10. 🎤 I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend . . .

  11. 1. My challenge is complete! Now to tackle on getting on top of the mountain.
    2. This elementary school ain’t big enough for the two of us, Mr. Alien.
    3. *Insert Upbeat Dance Music*
    4. The Boy With No Name is having a bad time at school.
    5. The aliens are planing to kidnap Kirk.
    6. Barney became the party pooper of the west.
    7. Grampa and Patty ignore Sea Captain’s stories from the unknown.
    8. Mrs. Sinclair is thinking about swiping that floating check icon on top of the Gilded Truffle.
    9. Apu is having a great time with his amazing craze.
    10. Nobody move! This is a slaughter house robbery!

  12. 1) Look mom! I did it!
    2) Welcome to Springfield Elementary, Alien.
    3) PARTY AT THE CHURCH (which is about to be robbed!)
    4) Nelson: AH! The air!
    5) HAHA! Kirk is poor!
    6) Barney partied too hard at the barn.
    7) Sea Captain is a vantriquist!
    8) Today is bench day at the park!
    9) A normal day at the Wild West area…
    10) Dora! You are being robbed of… meat?

  13. *Robot voice* Too many things to caption. Comedy overload. System shut down.

    On a side note, had one I should have screenshot to submit yesterday lol. Moe was doing his juggling act, while Cecil was surveying the town watching Cecil for five minutes.

  14. 1) As the Sea Captain pleads to the sea for a bountiful catch, one of his followers prepares to sacrifice himself to their watery god.

  15. So I guess that Gil glitch fix isn’t happening. Anyone see it offered again after it disappeared?

    • I have contacted EA on multiple occasions and I am constantly being told that a patch is in the works but I imagine that a patch will be added as part of the event takedown!

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