Tapped Out Event Walkthroughs: Superhero Sequel Premium Characters

Again, a special shout out to Safi for helping to re-write a bunch of these for me.  And for the reminder to post the dialogue from the events…

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The 2016 Superhero Sequel Event brought us loads of new characters and new costumes for our pre-existing characters in Springfield!

While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ version of each questline up for each character for a while now, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all the dialogue and jokes of the premium characters who participated in the event. So if you missed any of the dialogue during the event, or you’re just curious what one of the characters had to say that you didn’t unlock…we’ve got it all here for you!

So let’s get started with the complete dialogue walkthroughs for all of the premium characters that hit our game during the event…

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Citizen Solar and Wind Lad

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Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1
Citizen Solar starts

Citizen Solar: You know what Wind Lad? I’ve been feeling pretty dandy lately. The sun’s been shining bright and I’m as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger.
Wind Lad: I’m feeling great too. I’m spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister. If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes!
Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Citizen Solar: I’ve never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more!
Wind Lad: There hasn’t been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate!

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2
Wind Lad starts

Wind Lad: Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us?
Citizen Solar: We become nobodies again… dust in the wind, Wind Lad.
Wind Lad: Maybe if we study the weather we’ll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light. Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding!
Citizen Solar: Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go!
Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Wind Lad Study the Weather- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Citizen Solar: I’ve found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad…
Wind Lad: Me too Citizen Solar…

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3
Citizen Solar starts

Citizen Solar: The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers. More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power.
Wind Lad: The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere. Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change! The only way we’re both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels!
Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Lisa: What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change!
Wind Lad: Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around?
Citizen Solar: We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks.
Lisa: Neither of those points make sense.

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4
Lisa starts

Lisa: I can’t keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense. They’re supposed to be supporters of clean energy!
Homer: Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year. And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions…
Lisa: Ugh…..
Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5
Lisa starts

Lisa: Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can’t support fossil fuels anymore. I know you think it’s making you guys stronger, but you don’t need to be stronger. Renewable energy isn’t meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it’s meant to outlast them.
Citizen Solar: But how are we supposed to beat our enemies?
Lisa: That’s my point, you don’t need to beat them, you’re going to outlast them.
Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Make Wind Lad Blast Off- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Citizen Solar: I’m doing it Wind Lad! The sun’s gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I’ll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come.
Wind Lad: And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever!


The Fracker

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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1
The Fracker starts

The Fracker: New city means new ground to frack. Someone must require my services. They can’t possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs. I’ll never understand hoe people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
Make the Fracker Advertise his Services- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Smithers: If you can’t beat them, join them sir. There’s someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Mr. Burns: That’s it, Smithers! We’ll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Smithers: That’s not what I meant sir…
Mr. Burns: Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys-8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3
Smithers starts

Smithers: Sir the braniac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon’s oil field to the west.
Mr. Burns: I love hearing good news. Let’s get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Smithers: Excellent joke sir.
Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker’s Services- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4
The Fracker starts 

The Fracker: You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor’s oil field? Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I’ve done worse. Causing an earthquake? Part of the job. Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That’s more evil than I’m normally willing to go.
Mr. Burns: We’ll pay you whatever it takes.
The Fracker: Done.
Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Lisa: No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5
Lisa starts

Lisa: It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake. I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far. It’s so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products… this would hurt them… But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don’t know what is worse.
The Fracker: Your rambling annoys me child.
Make The Fracker Frack the Ground- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Mr. Burns: You’ve done it, Fracker! That oi field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Ralph: My water tastes like Daddy’s gas tank!


The Scout Master

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Forget Me Knot Pt. 1
The Scout Master starts

The Scout Master: What is this freakish town that I’ve ended up in? I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen! Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys?
Make the Scout Master Search for his Scouts- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
The Scout Master: Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot.

Forget Me Knot Pt. 2
The Scout Master starts

The Scout Master: Rather than seeking out old scouts, I’ll just find some new boys. There must be some brutes around town.
Make the Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
The Scout Master: Mr. Bombay, how ‘bout becoming one of my scouting boys?
Apu: Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They’re children.
The Scout Master: You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs.

Forget Me Knot Pt. 3
The Scout Master starts

The Scout Master: If scouts here are children, then children it will be! I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository.
Make the Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
The Scout Master: Well, hello Sir! I’d like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop!
Skinner: Normally I’m all for getting rid of kids from under my watch. Unfortunately, I’m bound by state law to not give away children to villains.

Forget Me Knot Pt. 4
The Scout Master starts

The Scout Master: If I can’t hand pluck kids from schools, I’ll have to bribe kids to come to me. Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy?
Make the Scout Master Research Children’s Interests- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Forget Me Knot Pt. 5
The Scout Master starts

The Scout Master: Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games. What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges? I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I’ll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me.
Make the Scout Master Start a Campfire- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp


Milo

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A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1
Milo starts

Milo: Ah, it’s great to be back in this nerd loving city.
Comic Book Guy: Do we really need another comic book store in this town?
Mayor Quimby: Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts.
Milo: I’m going to step up the game in the comic book business.
Make Milo Give Out Japanese Hard Candy- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2
Comic Book Guy starts

Comic Book Guy: I can’t let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most… …a promotional sale.
Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Milo: Android’s Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my “open-abierto” sign?! There’s only one way to retaliate…

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3
Milo starts

Milo: A better promotional sale! 25% off of everything opening sale!
Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Comic Book Guy: He’s putting everything on sale!?! This means war.

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4
Comic Book Guy starts

Comic Book Guy: Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire?
Bart: You want OUR sales advice?
Comic Book Guy: I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes.
Milhouse: Buy one get one free!
Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5
Milo starts

Milo: Buy one get one free?! I’ll better that — 50% off everything.
Comic Book Guy: No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free!
Milo: A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store!
Comic Book Guy: Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase!
Milo: One of whatever you want with any sized purchase!
Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6
Milo starts

Milo: This is getting out of hand. I can’t afford to keep this up. I’m going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we’ll both go out of business.
Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Milo: Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine? I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman.
Comic Book Guy: Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We’ve both had it rough, haven’t we? How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo?
Milo: Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff?
Comic Book Guy: No.


And there you have it my friends…all the fun of the Premium characters of the Superhero Sequel Event!

Did you enjoy rereading all the dialogue from the Premium?  Were there any parts you missed?  Any jokes you didn’t catch the first time around?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

13 responses to “Tapped Out Event Walkthroughs: Superhero Sequel Premium Characters

  1. I’m glad the premiums were TOO must have for me. Scout Master would probably be fun but I chose to go with The Fracker cause he’s just so badass

  2. Can’t find the answer to this question…..when looking for friends to add, they say, “visit my town before adding.” Can we visit a neighbor’s town without being friends first? How? Thanks.

  3. Thanks, I really wanted to see what premium dialogue since I’m strictly freemium

  4. I’m still laughing over the Scout master and fracker! Seriously good entertainment EA!

  5. Lol

  6. Wind Lad’s ‘Blast Off’ animation is one of my favourites from the superhero characters. Suits his look and demeanour perfectly.

  7. When next event or mini event starting

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