22 for 30 Premium Questline: Anger Watkins Sportscasted

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

A few days ago a little episode tie-in hit our games to get us Tappers excited about Sunday’s all new episode, “22 for 30″.  The episode tie-in brought a bunch of characters back to our TSTO stores, as well as added one new premium character for us to play around with.  So let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline for Anger Watkins, and see if we can find out what makes him so angry…

Sportscasted Pt. 1
Anger Watkins starts

Anger Watkins: My life is sports. Watching sports on TV, yelling at the TV, then coming to work and yelling on TV about what I saw on TV. And now you want me to cover things other than sports? This whole thing is making Anger angry!
Lindsey Naegle: Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It’s happening.
Make Anger Watkins Report the Weather- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Brockman: …and the Pope admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo. And now, over to our new weatherman, Anger Watkins. What can we expect tomorrow Anger?
Anger Watkins: Expect disappointment, sorrow, and dark moods full of rolling fury. Expect a total and complete sapping of your once-thriving spirit. Also a little rain in the evening. Take an umbrella.

Sportscasted Pt. 2
Anger Watkins starts

Arnie: You’re not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug – it’s in my contract!
Anger Watkins: Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I’ve just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting. Maybe I’ll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That’s right, I root for concrete!
Make Anger Watkins Do a Puff Piece- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Anger Watkins: Anger Watkins here at Springfield’s Retirement Castle, where a local group brought cats to play with the seniors.
Grampa:
 They’re a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that’s Jasper.
Anger Watkins: Why are these wrinkled layabouts hoarding the cats that hard-working people should be holding and scratching behind the neck?  A poor allocation of our cat resources and an absolute joke! More on this breaking story tonight at six.

Sportscasted Pt. 3
Anger Watkins starts

Anger Watkins: Finally, an assignment appropriate for my broadcasting skills. Anger Watkins, food critic.  I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it’s supposed to!
Make Anger Watkins Sing for His Supper- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Anger Watkins: Alright, time for the bottom line on the Gilded Truffle. I give it one star. And that one star was me. I gave myself to this non-driving, non-truck food truck and in return I received disappointment and an after-dinner mint! They served my meal, delicious as it was, on a silver platter!? Silver! Everybody knows silver is second place, and Anger Watkins does not finish second! You see me, you bust out the platinum!

Sportscasted Pt. 4
Anger Watkins starts

Anger Watkins: Criticizing food has lost its luster. I yearn to insult fat, sweaty, living things again!  Next stop: the food at Krusty Burger. Looks like my wish has been granted.
Make Anger Watkins Choke Down a Double Krusty Burger- 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Anger: I came into this expecting the worst dining experience possible. Something like sending my mouth to prison.  Krusty Burger met my expectations. An all-star appetite abomination!  The only positive I can say is the bathroom was cleaner than the kitchen.
Krusty: I’ll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions!

Sportscasted Pt. 5
Anger Watkins starts

Brockman: Got your fill of being a food critic, Anger?
Anger Watkins: Fill? Is that a joke? Because all I got was a tapeworm and two types of hepatitis. And not even the good ones!
Brockman: Good news then. You’ll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won’t be sharing is my hair and makeup team.
Make Anger Watkins Provide Political Commentary- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Kent Brockman Provide Political Commentary- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Quimby: A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That’s when the tasers come out. I say to those voters “I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby”!
Brockman: Well spoken! Thank you Mayor for your time and public service.
Anger Watkins: Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that’s funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells!  I’ve heard better interviews from guys with a history of concussions. Enough! I’m going back to what I do best: level-headed sports analysis.

What are your thoughts on Anger Watkins’ questline?  Have you picked him up?  Planning on it? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

 

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9 responses to “22 for 30 Premium Questline: Anger Watkins Sportscasted

  1. I bought the premium character and he’s gone then he’s back then he’s gone. What’s going on?

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  2. Isn’t today the last day to send in “Show Off” submissions? Or am I off by a week?

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  3. “My life is sports. Watching sports on TV, yelling at the TV, then coming to work and yelling at others about what I saw on TV.”

    Slightly amended dialogue but really reminds me of my husband! 😀 😀 😀

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  4. 5:30 am CST, when do you sleep? 😀

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