Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
So yesterday we got a little Christmas preview…in the form of everyone’s favorite Rigellian Aliens, Kodos and Kang, plotting to take over Christmas! It’s a fun little update to tease us of Christmas yet to come.
Here’s a look at the questline It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess, to get you excited about the Christmas update hitting next week….dialogue included.
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess Pt. 1
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Kang: The humans left us out of their televised Halloween celebration again. I’m so hurt!
Kodos: Not me, I am far too important to care what some stupid humans do!
Kang: Oh, right. I am not hurt either. Doesn’t bother me at all. They will pay for this outrage! I will take over and destroy some other human holiday! Not that I care.
Make Kang Research Human Holidays- 6s, Earns $50, 2xp
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess Pt. 2
Kang starts
Kang: Apparently, this “Christmas” holiday is a big deal. It even has its own embryo-based elixir.
Homer: Oh, yes, eggnog is the best of both worlds – alcohol and cholesterol.
Bart: At Christmas, you get presents for being “good”. Although in my experience it’s a pretty loose definition.
Lisa: Actually, it’s supposed to be a celebration of peace and-
Kang: I have heard enough!
Lisa: Why does everyone say that whenever it’s my turn to talk?
Make Kang Learn About the Spirit of Christmas- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess Pt. 3
Kang starts
Kang: I have learned much about the Earthlings’ Christmas, Kodos. It celebrates family, love, and peace. I am moved to tears. Tears of joy, about how easy it will be to conquer this pathetic holiday. Now, all I need is a more festive vehicle – one in which I can “sleigh” all day.
Place Rigellian Christmas Spaceship- Free, Instant Build
Make Kang Laugh Evilly at His Own Joke- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess Pt. 4
Kang starts
Kang: This decked-out Christmas murder-saucer is just the thing to fool the Earthlings into thinking I am their beloved Santa Claus. And to complete the disguise, a threadbare jacket and a tin pot for a hat.
Kodos: That is the outfit of Johnny Appleseed, the patron character of Arbor Day.
Kang: I see. Perhaps some more research is in order.
Make Kang Research His Christmas Costume- 3hrs, Earns $200, 55xp
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess Pt. 5
Kang starts
Kang: My plans are complete. The conquest of Christmas can begin as soon as I give the command. But am I really ready to say farewell to Halloween? To trade in ghosts and goblins for elves and merriment? This is going to take some thinking over. And that’s going to take some serious Rigellian whiskey.
Make Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Kang: I am so wasted. Kodos, I love you man. I’m doing it. I’m coming for Christmas. Beware December! Ha ha ha! But first I’m coming for the toilet. I feel so sick.
And there you have it my friends! The full questline, dialogue included, for the Christmas Promo!
What are your thoughts on the little event? Questline? What do you think will happen when the Christmas Event hits next week? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
I logged in to my son’s game to get him caught up for Christmas, but I didn’t get the promo event to autostart. Are there any requirements for this promo event? The town is level 44 with too many open tasks to list.
It’s over so there’s no way to get it now unless they add it for the actual event
Ahhh, that’s right, it ended this morning and we’re in Tuesday limbo. I hadn’t made that connection, thanks!!
thanks EA for the lights, so far. bah humbug!!
Seriously? The event hasn’t even started yet!
*sigh*
Add a daily player Haywire06
Will visit everyday
EA I want my space ship back!!! 👽🛸
I’m kinda excited for this one. I like the idea of Kang and Kodos taking over Christmas…seems to Simpson-y Christmas-y to me! I agree with most people that Halloweeen was a bit of a disappointment, but nevertheless, I remain a loyal, Simpson loving fan, and am always excited for the next event. So “let it snow, let is snow let it snow”….or perhaps…. let solidified Rigillian water molecules descend slowly through an atmosphere at or below 0′ Degrees Centigrade…
I am excited for a Rigellian themed event. I’ve liked the past events where they were involved, even though the Queen’s animation is a little bit gross. I especially liked where the Krustyland patrons were all turned into little mini Rigellians…so cute!
I like the talk around this update without giving spoilers it sounds good after the nightmare of the pagan event 😿😿🙀🙀 and a harrypotter Halloween debacle this looks promising I’m looking forward to it my only fear is recycled prizes 😥😥😥😥