Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Looks like Gil’s back in Springfield. He returned to Springfield yesterday, naturally with another offer for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? It’s only natural that he’d be pushing the Son of God on us.
So let’s breakdown the details of this latest offer and determine if you should spend your donuts on this heavenly Combo….
So when you first get into Springfield you’ll see Gil waving his arms around..doing his best impression of Touchdown Jesus (fitting considering who he’s offering up)…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Hey there, pal! How’d you like to help someone who’s had some pretty rough times? I’m talking about Jesus Christ, of course! So, help me show him we still remember his birthday!
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: No sale, huh? Boy, my boss is gonna be mad. He told me if I didn’t make a sale I’d have to answer to Pontius Pilate. I don’t know who this is, but I was kicked out of my last Pilates class for stealing the mats.
If you accept…
Gil: Oh, wow. That’s what I inappropriately call a mitzvah. Now I get to spend the holidays with the people I love…the blackjack dealers at Springfield Casino. I feel lucky, cha-cha-cha!
Now real quick because I’m seeing this asked A LOT…if you refuse the offer will go back in the store. It will be there. Your store may look like this
Take your finger and swipe to the left. The screen moves…i promise. If you swipe you’ll see more stuff on that main screen and it’ll look like this…
Lo and behold….the Gil deal!
This Deal Ends December 26th…the day after Jesus’ birthday
If you accept you’ll be tasked with placing the Heavenly Swing, once placed & built (instant build) you’ll unlock Jesus!
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Building/Decoration: Heavenly Swing
Donut Cost: 199 Donuts
Earns: Premium character, so earns at a premium rate. He’ll also earn event currency during Alien battles
Conform-O-Meter: Obedience +10
Deal Ends December 26th
-Full premium character
-Comes with a questline
-Helps fight the Aliens during the Act 2 questline (battles)
-Really good animated tasks
-Really over priced for a character combo
-Swing doesn’t earn a bonus %
Premium or Freemium:
I know it’s pricey…but it’s great! Dialogue is hilarious, tasks are funny & all around good character. Donut price stinks, but this is probably the worst priced item of the event…and I still think it’s worth the price.
Of course, in the end, it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would or wouldn’t do…and as I premium player, I already told you, I picked it up. But whatever you decide, just make sure you make your final decision before it leaves our games for good (or for now).
Jesus’ Permanent Tasks:
|Spy on Pontius Pilate||1hr||$105, 26xp||Heavenly Swing|
|Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday||4hrs||$260, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Cast Judgement||8hrs||$420, 105xp||Outside/Visual|
|Have Dinner with Mother Mary||12hrs||$600, 150xp||Heavenly Swing|
|Raid Dad’s Blood of the Covenant Cabinet||24hrs||$1,000, 225xp||Heavenly Swing|
And here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of his questline…
Joy to the Weird Pt. 1
Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Joy to the Weird Pt. 2
Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons- 4hrs, Earns $435, 115xp
Joy to the Weird Pt. 3
Make Jesus Cast Judgement- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Joy to the Weird Pt. 4
Make Jesus Sulk- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Joy to the Weird Pt. 5
Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
What are your thoughts on the Jesus? Will you be spending the donuts to bring them to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Where have you placed in the swing in your town? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And finally, because I know a lot of you like to know these things…