Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Snow is falling in Springfield! It’s finally Christmas time…but Kodos and Kang have their own ideas! Ticked off that they were left out of the Halloween update, our two favorite Rigellians have decided to invade Christmas!
As part of the main Act 2 questline, you’ll be tasked with sending the B.S. Leaguers to defeat Kodos and Kang from destroying Christmas once and for all. As part of that boss fight, you’ll be awarded, Santa Claus! (yes, that’s right…full character for FREE)
Safi did a great job of breaking down the Boss Fight….of B.S.ers vs Aliens…yesterday, but today I want to take a look at what happens when you unlock the big guy in red….
So let’s take a closer look the tasks and questline for this jolly old elf!
Once you’ve completed part 6 of the Boss fight you’ll unlock Santa himself! Here’s a reminder at what you’ll have to do…
Boss Fight Part 6 of 7
Once you’ve completed this part you’ll be automatically awarded Santa Claus and you’ll see his Character Unlock Message appear…
And Santa is part of the B.S. League Character Collection
It’s only natural that the big guy would come with his own questline…here’s a look at it now
Here Comes Santa’s Independent Clauses Pt. 1
Santa Claus: Huzzah! Everything is ready for Christmas, and I can take a much-needed break. Where should I start, though? Hot stone massage at the Elf Spa? Play poker with my pal Wayne Gretzky? Nah, Gretzky’s too good. Plus every time he wins he yells “I am the Great One”! I know! I’ll practice my platform diving. Hope I still fit into my speedo after all those milk and cookies.
Make Santa Claus Avoid Toy Production- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Here Comes Santa’s Independent Clauses Pt. 2
Santa Claus: Hmm, I’m not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads.
Elf: Santa! It’s terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph’s fine, but all of the other reindeer… gone!
Santa Claus: Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?!
Elf: No, sir, not “Olive”, “All of”.
Santa Claus: Stop babbling! What do you mean, “not Olive, Olive”? Let’s get looking!
Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Here Comes Santa’s Independent Clauses Pt. 3
Santa: Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back. Now, back to my diving practice.
Elf: Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list. His handle was Elbarto42. We think he’s Russian.
Santa: So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs* Hand me my red pen.
Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check it Thrice- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Here Comes Santa’s Independent Clauses Pt. 4
Santa: Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch.
Snow Monster: Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me “Abdominable Snowman”.
Jack Frost: I thought you liked being called Abominable.
Snow Monster: Yes. Me Abominable. But you say “Abdominable”. You mean me fat!
Santa: Oh brother, it’s Crummy versus Dummy.
Make Santa Claus Mediate- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Here Comes Santa’s Independent Clauses Pt. 5
Santa: Wow, it’s tough to be Santa. Everyone needs me for something. So, who’s next to interrupt my diving practice? Anyone? No? Really. No one needs my help? Ah well, I’m too tired for swimming. I only put this thong on for Mrs.Claus anyway. Hon, you busy?
Make Santa Claus Pose for His Wife- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Santa also comes equipped with a full set of tasks, with some amusing animations. Here’s a look at his tasks now…
Santa’s Permanent Tasks….
|Pine Over Mrs. Claus||1hr||$70, 17xp||Santa’s House|
|Avoid Toy Production||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Outside/Visual|
|Make His List and Check it Thrice||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Tune up Sleigh||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Santa’s House|
|Enjoy Christmas Magic||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Santa’s House|
And that’s it my friends…all there is to the big guy in red! Now I know some of you aren’t even close to unlocking him yet…and that’s ok (I’m not either). But it’s going to be a crazy few days and I wanted to make sure we had his details covered for those who were confused on how to get him or curious as to what he does.
What are your thoughts on Santa? Looking forward to unlocking him? Thoughts on his questline? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!