The Teaser for this event said, “It’s a battle for the ages! Wait, we mean a battle of the ages – kids and adults are at war in Springfield! But what could cause this generational divide – Unfair bedtimes? Too many vegetables? Territory rights to the town’s new playground? (That last one was so specific it has to be true). Can Bart lead the youths to victory over Homer’s aged army and claim Springfield’s new Mega Playscape?
Uhm. OK…
This is the kind of event where you really need a “program to keep track of the players.” Bart Royale is less like a “royal flush,” and more like a game of 52 card pickup! But, that said, we do get a load of new items that are fun, and in some cases darn right rewarding for our efforts!
Let’s take a look at the FOURTH Prize of this Event:
The General Bart Skin.
Unlocks as Prize #4 on the Bart Royale Prize Wheel
General Bart- 35,900
When you earn 35,900, you will be awarded General Bart.
General Bart is a Skin, with a list of tasks associated with this update, and beyond. He earns Prize Currency as well as regular game currency.
Placing General Bart Kicks off the Event Tasks Associated with them.
General Bart Dialogue
Bart of War Pt. 1
Bart : Come on, Milhouse. We’re late for gym class.
Milhouse : I don’t want to go, Bart.
Milhouse : My head still stings from dodgeball last week.
Bart : Today is floor hockey. It’s a whole different kind of sting.
After task assigned
Bart : This equipment sucks! This hockey stick is a banana taped to a broom handle!
Milhouse : And the hockey puck smells weird.
Bart : It’s yesterday’s cafeteria special – stuffed beef biscuit!
Willie : Tell Willie when you’re through playin’. He’ll warm yer puck up for his dinner.
Bart : Skinner, you’ve gotta give us better hockey equipment!
Skinner : Sorry, Simpson. The budget is shot for the year. You’ll have to purchase pucks yourself.
Bart : No one tells me to go puck myself! This means war!
After Completing Part 1
Bart of War Pt. 2
GeneralBart : First, I’m going to need to do some reconnaissance.
GeneralBart : I know teachers, and I know they always spend school funds on something for themselves.
GeneralBart : I just need to sniff it out.
After task
GeneralBart : A new cappuccino maker, a 4k TV, and a massage chair!?
GeneralBart : They’re blowing the whole school budget on teachers’ lounge junk!
After completing Part 2, Task 3 Begins
Bart of War Pt. 3
GeneralBart : Milhouse, get the division together.
Milhouse : Okay, but there aren’t many boys around… jock itch outbreak.
GeneralBart : Tough times demand tough decisions — you’ll have to get the girls, too.
Milhouse : I have a hard time talking to girls.
GeneralBart : Imagine they’re boys who smell good and tell them all to meet at the front of the school.
When task is assigned
GeneralBart : Fellow students! I stand before you today not as the cowabunga kid… but as a reluctant soldier fighting the corruption of our wannabe educators!
GeneralBart : And what is their lesson? Look out for yourself, at the expense of those you are responsible for
When Tasks are complete, Part 4 is prompted…
Bart of War Pt. 4
GeneralBart : Alpha Unit, flood the gym. Bravo, egg the teachers’ cars. Charlie, set off the sprinklers in the teachers’ lounge.
GeneralBart : Milhouse, you’re with me.
Milhouse : Yes! What unit are we?
GeneralBart : The nuclear unit.
After task assigned
Skinner : All the junk you destroyed is covered by insurance, Simpson. You’re only helping us get new things.
GeneralBart : Then you leave me no choice… Milhouse, time to go nuclear!
Milhouse : *whines* Mommy! I got a boo-boo from gym class!
Bart : And the gym floor ate my shorts!
Marge : What? Not your trademark blue shorts?! I’ll be taking this to the highest level!
End Dialgoue
SuperintendentChalmers : SKIN-NNNER! Why am I being barraged with calls from parents bellyaching about the gym?
Skinner : Sir, it’s difficult to maintain a proper environment for a physical education class.
SuperintendentChalmers : I noticed a lot of new contraptions in your teachers’ lounge. Trade those in for new dodgeballs, football flags, or whatever these parents are griping about. I’ll not have them interrupting my golf day.
Skinner : Yes, sir.
GeneralBart : Kids beat grown-ups once again! The battle is won, but the war of youth continues!
Until…it ISN’T…
General Bart is a playable Skin, with a full set of tasks, after this event is over! All “indoor tasks” take place in Bart’s Tree House.
Next up…
Pyro- 63,000
What do YOU think about General Bart? Do you love his “Kick Ass” attitude? Do you think he looks “cool” in shades? Let us know!
General Bart may be a Character Skin, but it’s a Bart Simpson Character I’ve been waiting for since I started playing TSTO (and he’s from Season 1)👍
General Bart has already completed his task set in my Springfield!
I saw this elsewhere and thought to share for those of you who got the Gil deal..
Tip: If you don’t send the barflies to finish their first task, Moe can keep his event currency job, which pays 90 beer per 4h
Moe will have that task for the remainder of the event…
Well at least till Act 1 ends…even when the questline is over he still earns Duff. Just click on Moe and his task list will show the task (and still pays 90 Duff)
Good to know, looks like the boys can get blotto al fresco after all and I might just join them
are the two characters voiced in Gil’s deal? Sam and Larry?
Sadly, no.
General Bart is less a Royal Flush then 52 Pick Up?
Is that another Toilet Joke? 🚽
🐓
(Where have you gone, Joanne Worley?)
Can these tasks be done after the event?
Yes
It would be better if all the beer earning tasks also earned scraps, but at least these tasks earn event currency. We also get additional beer for completing his quest line do we not?
Gil’s Deal!!
And I think it is a great deal.
Cannot wait for the SIB post!…
im considering Gil’s deal, i need to know if its worth it
It’s 2 characters, a building and that building has an animated quest for all Moes Regulars
Two full characters and a decoration, not a great buy for 199 donuts💸, but it’s Moe’s Express! Been saving tiles for an addition to Squidport, so it has a home already.
Info: The two barflys are not tied to the Express (storing it doesn’t store them), nor do they earn event currency and their tasks seem to be at regular Moe’s. The Express is a decoration only…no income…but it also has no bonus percent, which is surprising at this price. It does find Moe when it’s tapped, and takes you to wherever he is, so kinda like another transporter, but a wierd one.
In spite of all the negatives, I still love it.😍
https://imgur.com/a/6a4YF
R there any outdoor tasks for these guys? Thanx for ur info so far!!!
I disagree about it not being a good deal! You described it accurately, but 2 characters for 200 is great! Most full characters for around 100 are a solid buy. If you think of it as 100 for a classic (though minor) character, I think it’s very worth your donuts if you’re freemium/ a KEM farmer!
Have we ever been offered Sam and Larry before? I can’t remember! It seems like a great deal for that reason alone! I kind of neglected my game for awhile but now I’m back to recycling nonstop for donuts and I’ve got a good stash built up…..I might just pick this one up! If so I think it would be the first time EVER I’ve said yes to a Gil deal! 😀
No, this is the first time that Sam and Larry have been available in the game.