Daily Archives: March 2, 2018

Friday Filler – Sorry EA…It Needs to Be Said…

Thank Grog It’s Firday!

OK. Look. I’ve tried.  Really, really, really tried to curtail my “CrankyOldSide” when it comes to this game. I’ve been playing the game for more than 5 1/2 years…and writing about it for close to 5. And, for the most part, I’ve cut EA slack on their LazyAss tendencies, because every once in a while (like the Christmas update) they really seem to care enough to take a swing that connects with a real home run. Yes. Kudos for Christmas.

But dammitall…this update event just feels like going through the motions…
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Bart Royale Prize Guide: Act 3, Prize 6 Water Baron Burns Mansion with Water Baron Burns

Ohayo Original Outstanding Optimistic Outlands Onlookers,

(Today’s post is sponsored by the letter “O”)


Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Mad Max tribute on our hands! Bart Royale has found its way into our pocket sized Springfields! This apocalyptic event hit our devices and it’s full of Homergeddon inspired decorations, buildings & characters!

This Event is broken up into 3 Acts, with each Act containing part of the story.  To help you move along with the event you’ll get several prizes per Act. Each prize will either be something fun for Springfield or something to help you move along in the event.  For the Third Act you’re tasked with collecting Gas Cans () to unlock each prize!

The sixth and final Act 3 prize awarded at 63,700  is the Water Baron Burns Mansion with Water Baron Burns skin, because who doesn’t need another Mr. Burns skin!

So let’s take a closer look at this sixth and final prize and just what happens when you unlock it in your Springfield…

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Should I Spend Donuts on the Returning Recycle Fort Bundles?

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The kids of Springfield are mad as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore!  Time for a Battle Royale of epic proportions…kids vs adults.  The soul of Springfield is on the line!   So grab those sprinkles because the store is stocked with returning battle inspired items to fill your Springfield with!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add the Returning Recycle Fort Bundle to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this throwbacks to your town…

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