Phew! I can’t believe we are FINALLY at the end of this incredibly long, grind-tastic, event! I can’t remember when there was a longer event…or one that felt like the longest, even though it actually wasn’t (I think Stonecutters was actually the longest…but, I forget…I’m old).
Whatever the case, we have finally come to the last prize in Act III. Was it worth the grinding? You tell us…
Final Act III Prize- Fit Tony!
So…let’s start by clarifying something. This is NOT a SKIN for Fat Tony. This is a full character. Which annoys the H. E. Double Hockey Sticks (HELL) out of me. I get it. EA is struggling for characters for the game…but to keep doing these Doppleganger types who break all sense of time/space…just bugs me. How can there be so many of the same characters in your town at the same time??? There is no real logic to it…and myriad SciFi stories and physics papers dedicated to what would happen if your “other self” met your “real self” and what kind of insanity would ensue as you tried to figure out who was who in regards to the “REAL YOU!”
I’ll just go with, “this makes no sense…but he is free.” And just take him…place him…and let him walk around looking buff, while the REAL Tony sits in the hot tub getting prune-fingers.
But how do they get away with this travesty???? They simply go with Fit Tony being Fat Tony’s Cousin. Ugh. Jump the shark much EA/Gracie?
Act 3 Prize 7 – Fit Tony
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 1
Fit Tony starts
Legs: Woah, Fat Tony, great job losing weight!
Fit Tony: I’m not Fat Tony. I’m his cousin, Fit Tony.
Legs: Fat Tony is having a triple bypass. His arteries were totally clogged with cannoli cheese.
Fit Tony: Meanwhile, I’m in charge. Now, who’s getting whacked today? A giant bowl of spaghetti followed by fifteen cannolis.
Johnny Tightlips: I need to exercise!
TASK: Make Fit Tony Keep Cycling Carbs- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 2
Fit Tony starts
Fit Tony: All right, Krusty, hand over the two hundred dollars in protection money.
Krusty: Not dollars. Fat Tony always takes two hundred Krusty Burgers.
Fit Tony: Fine. Can you at least make them low-carb? No buns, and wrap the burgers in lettuce.
Krusty: Ruin my burgers?! I’m broke, not desperate. Well, I am desperate, but not pathetic. Well, how much lettuce you want?
TASK: Make Fit Tony Take Krusty’s Payments in Krusty Burgers- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 3
Fit Tony starts
Legs: C’mon, Fit Tony. That stoolie is getting away. We need to run him down.
Fit Tony: *heavy breathing* Sorry, boys, I’m out of energy. Being Fat Tony has made Fit Tony fat..
TASK: Make Fit Tony Let it Go- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Fit Tony’s Permanent Tasks:
Take Krusty’s Payments in Krusty Burgers
|1hr||$70, 17xp||Krusty Burger|
|Keep Cycling Carbs||4hrs||$175, 45xp||
Drink and Babysit
|4hrs||$260, 70xp||Boiled Potato|
|Let It Go||8hrs||$275, 70xp||
Monitor Whacking Macros
|12hrs||$420, 100xp||Brown House|
|Post to His Fitness Page||24hrs||$420, 100xp||
And that’s it. Fit or Fat…it’s still Tony. You can’t fool me!
I hope that this finds you WAAAAY past the point of caring about prizes, and just grinding for as many FREE DONUTS as you can gather. They are calorie free…with no carbs…and help you get everything you want. What more can you ask?