Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Before I get into anything else…
Ok now that that is out of the way…the time has come for the Teaser content we discussed yesterday to hit our games! As long as you’ve downloaded the app store update from yesterday you’ll have access to the teaser content.
So what’s in store for us? Well, a little offshore fun for starters! Things kick off with an auto start from everyone’s favorite clown…Krusty
Not a lot to this little teaser. One free decoration and one premium character. Let’s kick things off with a look at the questline you’ll encounter….
Offshore Fun Pt. 1
Krusty: I hear those hopeless idiots in Washington passed a new tax law. How does it impact me, the small-time gazillionaire?
Cayman Island Banker: Why, you get to keep even MORE of your money, Mr. Krustofski.
Krusty: What?! Why would those perfect angels in Washington do this?
Cayman Island Banker: They feel it’s high time that the wealthy give even less back to the country they pretend to love.
Krusty: How right they are! Time to buy my old airplane back!
Build I’m-On-A-Rolla Gay- Free
Krusty: Oh Planey, I missed you. I hope the mean IRS men didn’t find the bags of you-know-what sewn into your seat cushions.
Offshore Fun Pt. 2
Krusty: It sure is nice owning a plane. Know what I mean? What?! You don’t own a plane? Ewww. Well, keep investing your money in mobile games, and I’m sure you’ll be rich soon, too!
Make Krusty Refuel His Plane- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Krusty: Ahhh…happiness is owning a fully-fueled private jet. If that seems arrogant, try to remember how very wealthy I am, vis-à-vis you. So just try to be happy for me, Sky Finger. And jealous. I just love when people are jealous of me.
Offshore Fun Pt. 3
Krusty: Sure, I’m well off. Money-wise. But could I have even more sweet, sweet cash? I’m not a young man. And I just don’t want to leave this Earth knowing I could have had more money. Better call that banker…
Make Krusty Call his Offshore Bank- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Krusty: I’M WHAT???
Cayman Island Banker: You’re broke. You invested in a company called Ponzi Pyramid Schemes, Inc.
Krusty: The Italian architectural firm that designs high-end triangle tombs for rich Egyptians? What’s wrong with them? Come back, money! I don’t want to live without too much of you!
And now let’s take a look at what’s new in the store…
And that’s it. Not a ton to it, after all, it’s just a teaser.
Content leaves stores on May 30th. Which means we could expect to see the next event on May 29th or 30th (Tuesday or Wednesday). So be prepared for event launch next week…
Oh and all of this content is from the episode “Bart the Frink” (S7, E15). The event could be based on that…OR this could be the teaser to the Clown College event that’s been teased in the App Store updates for a while. Perhaps Krusty has to open a Clown College to make his money back? Seems pretty logical to me! But we’ll see what happens next week…
In the meantime, sound off in the comments below about what you think could be coming next. Also, share your thoughts on the content included in this teaser. Will you be picking up the Cayman Island Banker? Waiting for the SIB before making a decision? Where will the plane go in your Springfield?