Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Looks like Gil’s back in Springfield. He returned to Springfield this morning, naturally with another ‘deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well this time around he’s finally bringing a Springfield mom we’ve been asking for YEARS for…Sarah Wiggum!
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if you should spend your donuts to reunite the Wiggum family….
So when you first get into Springfield you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Ol’ Gil’s luck is turning around. Larry Kidkill is reopening the zoo. I’ll betcha baboons to beluga whales I can sell him the Aquarium. You can’t have a zoo without Ol’ Gil or fish gills!
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: Not taking the bait? I’m the one on the hook, line, and sinker this time. Ol’ Gil’s going to be sleeping with the fishes for real.
If you accept…
Gil: I may have been washed up, but my aquarium critters don’t have to be! We’re all having sushi tonight!
Now real quick because…if you refuse the offer will go back in the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends August 23rd
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Character: Sarah Wiggum
Building: Springfield Aquarium
Donut Cost: 300 Donuts (ouch!)
Conform-O-Meter: Consumerism +20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
This Deal Ends August 23rd
-Comes with a questline
-Amusing outdoor tasks
-Chief Wiggum has a permanent 4hr task there (Feed the Fish)
-Helps earn event currency for Moe’s Ark
-The building is animated when in use
-Insanely priced for a character/building combo. But I think we all knew that was going to happen…
Premium or Freemium:
I know she’s insanely priced, but it’s Sarah Wiggum. You should buy her. You can take your chances and see if she comes back at a discount down the road, but why wait? We’ve waited 6 years for her to join the game, she’s finally here…just pick her up.
Of course, in the end, it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would or wouldn’t do…and as a premium player, I’ve got her. Price is steep, but it’s Sarah Wiggum. Had to get her. But whatever you decide, just make sure you make your final decision before it leaves our games for good (or for now).
Sarah Wiggum’s Permanent Tasks:
|Visit Jake’s Unisex Hair Palace||1hr||$105, 26xp*||Jake’s|
|Ignore Chief Wiggum||4hrs||$260, 70xp||Brown House|
|Cut Ralph’s Hair||8hrs||$695, 175xp*||Outside/Visual|
|Drink Boxed Wine||12hrs||$600, 150xp*||Outside/Visual|
|Drink at Moe’s||24hrs||$1000, 225xp||Moe’s|
During the event her 1, 8 and 12 hour tasks will pay out event currency. After the event they’ll revert back to in-game cash.
(8hr task payout is what I expect it to be, however, I cannot fully verify because until the event is over it pays event currency)
And because this is the complete details on the Gil Deal, here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of her questline…
Family Fun Pt. 1
Make Sarah Wiggum Cut Ralph’s Hair- 8hrs
Reach Level 26 and Build the Wiggum House
Family Fun Pt. 2
Make Sarah Wiggum Drink Boxed Wine- 12hrs
Family Fun Pt. 3
Make Sarah Visit Jake’s Unisex Hair Palace- 1hr
Family Fun Pt. 4
Make Wiggum Family Go to the Aquarium- x4. 4hrs
Family Fun Pt. 5
Make Sarah Wiggum Go Home in Shame- 4hrs
Make Wiggum Go Home with Pride- 4hrs
Make Ralph Go Home in Ignorance- 4hrs
What are your thoughts on Sarah Wiggum and the Aquarium? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And finally, because I know a lot of you like to know these things…