Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Lions and Tigers and Emus…oh my! The Springfield Zoo (aka Moe’s Ark) event is in full swing in our pocket-sized towns! Of course, by now, we all know that a new event means a new excuse for EA to fill our stores with limited-time premium items to tempt us.
As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon. But don’t sweat it! That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.
Wondering if you should add the Three-Eyed Whale to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this 3 eyed nonsense to your town…
Building/Decoration: Three-Eyed Whale
Donut Cost: 333 Donuts
Earns: 7% bonus on all cash and XP
Conform-O-Meter: Vanity +200
Can Be Placed: Ocean only
Leaves stores September 1st
-Comes with a short questline
-Price is ABSURD
Premium or Freemium:
Don’t buy this. Just because it has 3 eyes doesn’t make it worth 333 donuts. DO NOT BUY THIS!!!! (of course that being said, there are a ton of you who will buy it and you’ll tell me i’m crazy…)
But do me a favor. If you’re insane enough to buy this (even if you’re a farmer) please send me your address so I can slap you upside the head…
Of course, in the end, it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would or wouldn’t do…and as a premium player, I’m passing. But whatever you decide, just make sure you make your final decision before it leaves our games for good (or for now).
Here’s a look at the questline it comes with…
Smithers: Sir, is that whale another result of chemical spillage from the plant?
Mr. Burns: Nonsense, Smithers. I may drip but my plant nor I have any spillage issues.
Make Burns Be in Dential of Three-Eyed Whale- 4hrs, Earns
Tap Three-Eyed Whale
What are your thoughts on the Three-Eyed Whale? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!