Should I Spend Donuts On Three-Eyed Whale?

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Lions and Tigers and Emus…oh my!  The Springfield Zoo (aka Moe’s Ark) event is in full swing in our pocket-sized towns!  Of course, by now, we all know that a new event means a new excuse for EA to fill our stores with limited-time premium items to tempt us.

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add the Three-Eyed Whale to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this 3 eyed nonsense to your town…

Building/Decoration: Three-Eyed Whale
Donut Cost: 333 Donuts
Size: 7×16

Earns:
7% bonus on all cash and XP
Conform-O-Meter:
Vanity +200
Can Be Placed: 
Ocean only

Leaves stores September 1st

Pros
-Comes with a short questline

Cons
-Price is ABSURD

Final Thought
Premium or Freemium:
Don’t buy this.  Just because it has 3 eyes doesn’t make it worth 333 donuts.  DO NOT BUY THIS!!!!  (of course that being said, there are a ton of you who will buy it and you’ll tell me i’m crazy…)

But do me a favor. If you’re insane enough to buy this (even if you’re a farmer) please send me your address so I can slap you upside the head…

Of course, in the end, it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would or wouldn’t do…and as a premium player, I’m passing. But whatever you decide, just make sure you make your final decision before it leaves our games for good (or for now).

Here’s a look at the questline it comes with…

Three-Eyed Whale
Autostarts

Smithers: Sir, is that whale another result of chemical spillage from the plant?
Mr. Burns: Nonsense, Smithers. I may drip but my plant nor I have any spillage issues.
Make Burns Be in Dential of Three-Eyed Whale- 4hrs, Earns
Tap Three-Eyed Whale

What are your thoughts on the Three-Eyed Whale?  Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already?  Why or why not?   Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

88 responses to “Should I Spend Donuts On Three-Eyed Whale?

  1. Well of course I bought it. 😉

  2. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to have One!
    Are you going to slap me upside the head with a herring?
    Springfield MA is the location.
    C u soon!
    PS need friends

  3. I love whales. Yes they are a horrible price. You should not buy them. But I love whales. I bought 3 of the regular ones. I love seeing the drive at the same time. 333 for a three eyed whale is ridiculous. But I love whales. I wouldn’t pay cash for them. It took me 2 farming sessions to buy them. Not much work. I haven’t farmed in months. But I love whales, even 3 eyed ones. Some people got excited over Sarah. I bought her. Not sure what the excitement was about. But I am a farmer. Other people got excited about other characters. I didn’t rain on their parade. I bought the whale before this was published. I love whales. I wish they had more dolphins. After you slap me I will invite you in for a piece of cake.

  4. I guess then I shouldn’t tell you that I bought it. 😉

  5. Whale was bought with KEM donuts as part of a personal buy at least one of all the event items challenge. It hurt. I deserve a slap. Unreformed, I’ll try to buy it all again for Halloween.

    Thanks Addicts, I’m enjoying the bit of edge in the postings for this event.

  6. I love the 3 eyed whale.

  7. Are they mad?! Between the amount of donuts and the lack of space to be able to have a cute town, I am over getting everything that pops up.
    I am at a point of having a Treehouse of Terror town, and saying forget it to the rest. Up to this current update, I literally have everything that has ever been offered. I started looking at the caos and cramped setup, and decided that them changing the land expansion to a token system, was my last straw. I’d rather travel, and it is cheeper to just buy a video game to pass the time. This girl is tapping out.

  8. Not worth 333 donuts

  9. I’m living near Prague Czech rep. Middle Europe. Are you going to slap me upside the head?

    • I kindly offer to be a slap-surrogate for Alissa in your case, I would need to travel only from Brno 😉

      • LOL, is your nickname in the game Pepinanek as well? I’m trying to invite you into my Springfield 🙂 (was born in Brno) patriotism detected! Sincerely andanteDante (my Springfield is big, almost complete)

  10. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I’m surprised 😲 you even did a post on that…we ALL know how you feel about the whales!!!!

    One a side note….hope all is going well with you 😁

  11. Is this the most expensive item ever offered? I can’t think of anything that’s been over 300 donuts.

  12. So, if we buy this, Alissa will fly out so as to slap us upside the head? Of course, if I do but it, my wife will probably slap me upside the head.

  13. Agree it is totally insane price. Now if they are establishing a new per eye rate of $111. Then hopefully future characters will only be $222. LOL doubt it

  14. I’m a hybrid Premium/Freemium player and even thou I take the attitude that I am just giving EA back the donuts I farmed, even I can’t swallow this one.
    No way. No way. No way. Everyone who does buy it just encourages EA to release more junk at higher prices. Just say no to three eyed whales for 333 donuts. And I would gladly come with Alissa and when she knocks you unconscious I will take the money out of your wallet so you won’t waste it on more crap like this.

  15. didn’t buy it. When it came out the other whale was in the vault, also didn’t buy that as well.

  16. LOL! I looked at that price when it showed up, and knew full well that Alissa was going to recommend against it… so of course, I bought it straight away!

    And my address is, ummm……… 😉

    NOTE: I have donuts to burn. Seriously, folks… if you haven’t pulled the trigger and have absolutely any reason at all to second guess this purchase — even if it’s something as minor as your cat just sneezed — just follow Alissa’s advice.

  17. W. Scott Nelson

    So, can you bottom line this for me? Should we buy this or not?

  18. If a three-eyed whale is going to be priced like this, what is the premium items going to be like for Halloween?

  19. I used all my will power and I did not buy the other (original) whale after reading so comments here about those that had purchased it and regretted the decision. I have to say, when this was offered recently, I became tempted again. I am resisting (so far). I was hoping this one would be more affordable. Disappointed it is even more (if I recall correctly the other one was (or is) 300 donuts). Is it at least animated?

  20. Beware of the slapping pregnant woman! Haha! I love it! I don’t like the whale because it DOES have three eyes! Too weird. Thanks for the fun SIB. You’re the best.

  21. Brilliant post Alissa. 333 donuts for a whale is insane

  22. “But do me a favor. If you’re insane enough to buy this (even if you’re a farmer) please send me your address so I can slap you upside the head…”

    Probably the most entertaining thing ever said in a SIB post! 🤣

  23. Haha definitely won’t buy this, agree totally absurd price, price’s of some items absolutely bonkers

  24. I ended up getting it. But to be honest it took me 2 days to get them back. So why not. And you can come to Cali for the slap lol. Then we can have another meet and greet at universal studios lol.

  25. Worst. Deal. Ever.
    That being said, I won’t have that whale on my city. I already bought the two-eyed one (for 108 less donuts), and only because I thought it was unique -_-

  26. Hmmmm… 111 donuts an eye.🙀🤢My whales are free 🐋🐳🐳🐋

  27. I was waiting with anticipation to see your response to this item.

    I know you’re no fan of the regular whale at 300 donuts; I imagined you had a spit-take when this one popped-up.

    😉

  28. you are crazy, but you’re right about this. I like the amount of sass in these last few posts… very funny

  29. Heck no will not buy. Crazy price. So crazy I’m embarrassed EA finds people to fall for their jokes.

  30. Please SLAP me. I gotta have it all. 🤪🐳

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