Moe’s Ark – Act III – Prize Guide – Chicken Pulled Chariot

Yep. Here we go again…even deeper into the Genetic Soup that is Act III.

But we will soldier on…providing those who “LOVE THIS UPDATE” with information…along with those who hate it, but are playing it anyway. After all…we are addicts, right?

Another silly prize, headed for the storage unit… Prize TWO-Chicken Pulled Chariot

Maybe it will find a place…but with Item Limits, I have to be careful where I put stuff. And THIS IS A FREAKIN’ NPC!!!  It doesn’t move. It’s a decoration that waddles, like it’s gonna move…and doesn’t.

This is EALPish behavior at the worst.  If you are going to give us something that is “pulling” a cart…for the love of all that makes any sense, LET IT PULL THE CART!!!!!!

OK. Rant over.

Here are the details.

Act 3, Prize 3- Chicken Pulled Chariot
Size: 2×3
What Does it Do: waddles when Tapped (Animated when tapped)
Conform-O-Meter: Vanity +100
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt

Questline When Placed:
Chicken Pulled Chariot
Cletus starts
Cletus: A chariot for a king. This zoo does have a little something for everybody. I got some time to kill before the kids come back from fetchin’ supper from the Bug House.
TASK:Make Cletus Visit Chicken-Pulled Chariot- 4hrs
TASK- Tap Chariot

Man. SOOOO glad I grinded (ground?) for that!!

NEXT UP…  the ELUSIVE DR. Hibbert Skin! 

We’re off to a great start…


32 responses to “Moe’s Ark – Act III – Prize Guide – Chicken Pulled Chariot

  1. I was completely entertained by this prize. It’s hilarious, the little marching chicken with his plumed helmet! It makes me smile every time I see it. It is the Simpsons after all-I think it would implode if it made rational sense!

  2. Dear EA

    Your Chicken Pulled Chariot seems more like you “pulled a boner” (as in offering an Event Prize that doesn’t encourage grinding ’til you obtain everything). Thanks for the Mad Dr Hibbert skin …. maybe next time he should be the 1st Prize in Act 1? (this could have been a 2 Act Event, just saying)🤷🏼‍♂️

  3. Makes no sense but blends in with the weirdness of Uncle Moe’s Exotic Petting Zoo.

  4. It doesn’t make sense, none of it makes sense. The only thing that makes sense is it adds to the theme of this event where nothing makes sense.

  5. 🤓Yeah, hysterical nonsense💩… would have been good fun seeing meander & bump into Stuart once in a while😜

  6. Maybe the weird stuff in act 3 is a master plan by EA to link to the upcoming Halloween event???? 🤔

  7. I’ve been so mesmerized by the bright and shiny factor of this prize I forgot to make a donation until just now. Must not look at it……what did we do to deserve this……help me Jebus!

  8. Howdy tappers, just dropping in for a quick gripe. This event is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilling me. It’s way toooooooooooooooo long. I’m hanging on to get Teenage Homer, though. I have zero interest in “upgrading” duplicate habitats and I still get mad having to earn land tokens as prizes. Seriously EA, if the next Halloween event is REALLY, REALLY good, I’m done. I came in just in time for the second THOH event and I’ll go out on this one if it doesn’t blow my mind. I notice more than half of my neighborinos (most with super cool Springfields) have stopped playing. The land thing and item limit just really make my resentment simmer, though. Earning game cash means absolutely nothing. I wish I could transfer some to newbies that need it.
    Thanks to TSTOA for all you do, though.

  9. I just sort of laughed when I seen how ridiculously small the chicken pulled chariot was. I was going to see the zoo thing through to the end just to get that last bit of free land, but having recently discovered the effectiveness of Kwik-E-Mart farming I can sit back and watch the donuts pile up and start buying those glorious items only available to the donut wealthy!

  10. I placed mine around the Acrobatic Theater. Seems to fit in nicely there (decor wise).

  11. I was thinking this would roam around town also…big fail EA!!

  12. If only I hated this event like that infamous Eastern event. But thisevent leaves me no impression, no emotion. Which is kinda worst when you think about it.

  13. I have two of them dropping VIP fish off at the Aquarium…

  14. I think the world would have been a better place if they had just ended this after Act 2, smh

  15. Matthew Szekeresh

    I grabbed a couple. Stored most of them. They may end up in my wizard area from the last Harry Potter themed event. It’s where a lot of my weird but not necessarily spooky items go.

  16. Thanks Patric for the updates on these increasingly nonsensical decorations. It doesn’t even fit well with the other large fantastical beasts. Just a chicken with a chariot.

    It is too bad it’s not a roaming NPC. Maybe it could go with the Coliseum from the Heist event?

  17. Placed. Tapped. Stored…..

  18. Yay, Stuff i´ll never use!

  19. Worst. Prize. Ever. 😒

  20. Winner winner chicken pulling a fish dinner! 🤪
    Sorry couldn’t resist. 🤣

  21. I agree Patrick if this thing was able to waddle along with its chariot it would have made a great companion to go with Stewart the duck.

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