Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Let the games begin! After a long hiatus, we finally have a major event in Springfield! Game of Games has arrived and it looks to be a game fest of nerdy proportions!
The Game of Games follows the same event structure that the Simpsons Christmas Special and Valentine’s Day events before it. This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!
During Act 2, while Homer is still hopelessly searching for E4 Passes, the Evergreen Terrors take part in their first Game of Games Match! Each part of the story will unlock another prize themed for part two of the story. As we should all know by now, these multi-events lead to some phenomenal dialogue. So let’s take a look at the full dialogue for week 2, in case you missed any of it by tappin’ too fast…
As a reminder, here’s the story’s synopsis:
Homer goes to Comic Book Guy to try to find more E4 passes. Comic Book Guy says he might have some
passes, but Homer must listen to his fresh take on every Marvel movie ever before he can get them.
Homer falls asleep while Comic Book Guy goes on with some very obvious takes.
Bart’s esport team The Evergreen Terrors play their first match, but Martin almost costs them the game
because he can’t focus. It turns out that Martin has gotten an intern spot with Mapple and must quit the
team. On the start of the second round of the tournament, the Evergreen Terrors meet Buck McCoy, the host of the tournament and star of the video game McTrigger: The Game 2. The team needs to find a replacement for Martin, or they won’t be able to play. Homer volunteers, but of course he’s too old to play video games. Lisa offers to join because she’s studied the game and has become an expert in the team’s strategy. Desperate not to be disqualified, Bart lets Lisa join. As they play, Bart, Milhouse, and
Nelson are killed but Lisa and Sophie are able to make a comeback and win!
The Mapple team shows up with Martin to compete against the Evergreen Terrors and lose. As a result
of failure, Mapple fires Martin who tries to get back on Bart’s team. Bart tells Martin that he can’t join
because they already have a full roster of “dweebs, nerds and losers”, which of course means Lisa. At
this end of the match, the Detonator comes to after being knocked out by a stack of folding chairs and
offers to teach the kids some of his tricks from his time as an esports pro.
Now on with the story!
Game of Games Pt. 3
Homer: Comic Book Guy, I need tickets to E4. I know you must have some, because you’re so uncool.
CBG: Incredibly rude way to ask for a favor. Still, one of the nicest things anyone has said to me today.
Homer: So can you get me the tickets or not?
CBG: Perhaps. But first, you have to listen to my fresh take on every Marvel movie ever.
Make Homer Sleep Through Somewhat Obvious Takes- 6s
Wild Wild Quest Pt. 1
Bart: It’s almost time for the Evergreen Terrors to play their first ematch.
Sophie: Ready to crush skulls!
Nelson: And break bones!
Milhouse: And talk delicious smack.
Martin: I shall enfilade them with a bevy of verbal Prince-bombs!
Bart: You would, except we’re turning off your mic.
Reach Level 8 and Build Van Houten House
Make Evergreen Terrors Compete in Qualifying Match- x3. 4hrs.
Make Lisa Cheer on Evergreen Terrors- 4hrs.
Collect Game Cartridges- x200.
Bart: Martin, you gotta stay focused. You almost cost us the match!
Nelson: Someone turn on his stupid mic.
Martin: I’m sorry, I guess my mind was just on something else.
Sophie: How is that even possible? It’s a video game. It’s designed to addict you so hard you have no brain left for anything else.
Wild Wild Quest Pt. 2
Bart: Martin, why did you call a six AM team meeting?
Milhouse: I get nosebleeds if my spongy nasal tissues don’t have a good night’s rest.
Martin: I want to tell you that I got into the Mapple intern program, so I quit! *runs away*
Bart: I feel like I should worry about this situation but all I can think about is how funny Martin runs.
Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Library
Make Martin Intern at Mapple HQ- 4hrs
Collect Game Cartridges- x400.
Milhouse: Whoa! It’s Buck McCoy! The washed-up alcoholic star of old Westerns!
Buck McCoy: Don’t exaggerate. I was never a star. Congratulations on making it to round two of the tournament.
Bart: Thanks, Buck! What game are we playing for the second round?
Buck McCoy: Well, I’m not supposed to tell you, but I’m pretty drunk, so what the hey. You’re going to be playing my very own, McTrigger: The Game 2!
Wild Wild Quest Pt. 3
Milhouse: We’re going to get disqualified if we don’t find a replacement for Martin!
Nelson: Yeah, that stupid McTrigger online doesn’t let you play without a full posse.
Krustcraft Krusty: Say no more, Dad of the Year is here to save the day!
Sophie: Dad, no. And what the heck are you wearing? You look ridiculous.
Krustcraft Krusty: This is a gaming convention right? So I’m cosplaying.
Sophie: Dad, you’re old.
Krustcraft Krusty: At least she didn’t say “really old”.
Reach Level 12 and Place Bart’s Treehouse
Make Bart Search for a New Teammate- 4hrs
Make Milhouse Search for a New Teammate- 4hrs
Make Nelson Search for a New Teammate- 4hrs
Make Sophie Be Embarrassed By Her Dad- 4hrs
Collect Game Cartridges- x300.
Lisa: Bart, I can be your new teammate. I’ve studied all your matches and become an expert in your strategy.
Bart: If you’d actually studied our games you’d know we don’t *have* a strategy.
Lisa: How about I just close my eyes and push buttons?
Milhouse: We call that dropping a Milhouse!
Wild Wild Quest Pt. 4
Squeaky Voice Attendant: Evergreen Terrors, time is up. Name your fifth player or you’re disqualified.
Bart: Fine. Lisa, you’re in.
Lisa: Yes! The power of nagging triumphs again.
Bart: Milhouse, where are you? It’s high noon, and I’m out of bullet time!
Milhouse: I got killed by a noob that’s pretending to be a bearded cowboy in black.
Nelson: I’m out too. Got drunk in the saloon. It’s all up to you, Lisa and Sophie.
Make Lisa Be the Fastest Gun in the West- 4hrs
Make Sophie Become a Notorious Outlaw- 4hrs
Collect Game Cartridges- x250.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: And the Evergreen Terrors win, after a stunning comeback!
Nelson: What kind of boring game is this anyway? It’s all reading.
Buck McCoy: That’s because the true way of the cowboy is endless rambling.
Grampa: A man after my own heart!
Wild Wild Quest Pt. 5
Bart: I was wrong, Lisa. You’re not a stinkybutt as a gamer. Just as a sister.
Martin: Salutations! I’m playing on the Mapple team. It looks like we’re facing off against you and the Evergreen Terrors next. By the way, on my team they call me Prince the Punisher.
Nelson: Really? In my playground, they call you Martin the Moaner.
Make Evergreen Terrors Complete Against Mapple- x5. 4hrs
Make Bart Have a Shootout with Martin- 4hrs
Make Martin Betray His Friends- 4hrs
Collect Game Cartridges- x350.
Martin: It seems Mapple doesn’t tolerate failure. They fired me for losing the match. But that means I can come play with you all again!
Bart: Sorry Martin, but we’ve already got a full roster of dweebs, nerds and losers. By which I mean Lisa.
Wild Wild Quest Outro
Milhouse: Detonator! Are you dead?!
The Detonator: Only to my ex-girlfriends. Why do you ask?
Sophie: You were giving an inspiring speech and then a stack of folding chairs fell on you.
Milhouse: We had to “Weekend At Bernie” your unconscious body as our adult chaperone.
The Detonator: Since I’m awake again, let me teach you kids some tricks from my many years as a pro competitor.
Make the Detonator Pass the Torch- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Bart Practice for the Semi-Finals- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
And this concludes the full dialogue for week 2 of the Game of Games event!
What are your thoughts on the second part of the story? Did you enjoy it? Did you miss out on the dialogue the first time around? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!