Flanders Family Reunion Full Dialogue Walkthrough

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Now that we’re nearing the end of the Flanders Family Reunion mini-event, I thought it would be a great time to take a look back at the dialogue (story-line) that took place over the last two weeks.

Things kick off with Nedward and Capri Flanders telling their son he’s hosting the Flanders Family Reunion…much to the surprise of Ned! Throughout the event, we meet a bunch of Ned’s crazy family members and see Ned try not to lose it.  Although he ultimately needs to rely on Homer J Simpson to help him deal with his crazy family.   So let’s take a look at all the twists and turns this mini-event had to offer…

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1
Autostarts

Ned: Hey there, parent-eenos!
Nedward: Hi diddily-hi there, man!
Capri: What’s the happs, my little Ned-head?
Homer: Stupid Flanders are multiplying…
Nedward: That’s because the Flanders clan is gathering here for a family reunion.
Ned: Well call me a minus sign because I’m nonplussed… Are you saying you invited folks to my home without telling me?
Nedward: No, man, I always let people know before I plan a shindig at their… hold on, what was I saying?
Capri: Be patient with your pops, Ned. He started early on the “herbal spinach” today.
Ned: I guess I better get my house ready for the festivities. How many kin are we welcomin’ in?
Capri: Oh, it shouldn’t be any more than… hold on, what was I saying?
Make Ned Prepare His House for the Reunion- 6s, Earns $35, 1xp
Homer: What time does the reunion start? I want to be first in line for cocktail wieners. Also last in line.
Ned: I’m sorry, Homer, but this is strictly a Flanders affair.
Homer: Stupid Flanders, not letting me into a family reunion just because I’m not family.

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2
Autostarts

Ned: Cousin Ted, I haven’t seen you in a while.
Ted Flanders: That’s strange, my girls and I live just two houses away from you. Everyone seems to forget that.
Ned: I’d love to catch up before everyone else arrives. What say we attend a church service together?
Ted Flanders: As long as it’s at my Springfield Episcopalian Church.
Ned: I feel consternation toward that denomination! We’ll go to my First Church of Springfield.
Ted Flanders: Those blasphemers? I’d just as soon hob-nob with… Unitarians!
Ned: *gasp* I’ll thank you to watch that language in front of my boys!
Make Ned Argue With Ted Over Which Religion is the Correct One– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Collect Herbal Spinach– x400, 4hrs.
Ted Flanders: It seems we’re never going to agree on which slightly different version of Christianity is the one to follow unquestioningly for all eternity.
Ned: Let’s just get some breakfast. I know a good pancake place.
Ted Flanders: I’d prefer the Waffle House.
Ned: Waffles? We might as well have Satan pour the syrup!

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3
Autostarts

Ned: Who’s been leaving bear traps all over my property?
Canadian Flanders: That would be me, eh? Up North we live by the rule of ABT: “Always Be Trapping”.
Ned: Well down here we try to live by the rule of basic safety, especially with all these relatives around. Great googly-moogly! What was that noise?
Canadian Flanders: One of my traps went off! Let’s see what we got dere, ya?
Make Canadian Flanders Check His Bear Trap Count- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Collect Herbal Spinach– x300, 4hrs.
Canadian Flanders: See? I told ya my trap would catch a bear.
Ned: That’s not a bear.
Homer: I was looking for cocktail wieners.

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4
Autostarts

Ned: I trust you’re settling in, Lord Thistlewick?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’m afraid the bedchamber with which you’ve provided me is woefully inadequate. I’ll need one large enough to house me and my footman.
Ned: I suppose you could use my bedroom if I slept on a cot in the basement…
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: And the footman? When will he be provided?
Make Ned Prepare His Bedroom for Lord Thistlewick– 8hrs. Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Herbal Spinach– x200, 4hrs. 

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5
Autostarts

Ned: Homer, my family has me more tense than a scout jamboree!
Homer: I don’t get it.
Ned: “Tense” and “tents” are homonyms. I suppose the joke doesn’t really work in print. Anyway, you’re the best person I know at making people want to get far away from you. Can you help me clean house?
Homer: I suppose I can get your relatives out. But I’ll need some highly specialized supplies first…
Make Ned Buy Ten Cases of Beer for Homer– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Collect Herbal Spinach– x300, 4hrs.
Homer: I’ll also need a hedge trimmer, a garden hose, and one of those pasta-making machines.
Ned: You already have those things! You “borrowed” them from me years ago!
Homer: Oh… Then stand back and watch a master in action!

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 6
Autostarts

Homer: Hey, all you stupid Flanders! Listen up! I’ve got things to say about politics! And religion? Don’t get me started! I think all these politicians are crooks! And whatever god you worship, I’m for the other guy! If anyone disagrees with me, you’re an idiot! *burp* Somebody hand me another beer!
Make Homer Drunkenly Rant About Politics and Religion– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Herbal Spinach– x400, 4hrs.
Ned: I just wish you hadn’t passed out naked in the middle of the yard.
Homer: Naked? I’ll have you know I was wearing a lampshade on my head.
Ned: I suppose now that things are back to normal, you’ll be leaving too?
Homer: Are you kidding? This Flanders family reunion is just getting started. I’ll be sticking around for a looong time.
Ned: *sigh* What’s that Bible story about the solution to a problem being worse than the problem itself?
Homer: How the hell should I know? Now, where are those cocktail wieners?

And that’s it my friends!  The full dialogue for the Flanders Family Reunion!   What are your thoughts on the new mini-event?  Thoughts on the prizes?  Premium items you’ll be getting?  Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!