Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Round 2 of the Simpsons Babies Event is live in our games, praise Jebus! What will happen during Week 2 of this Baby mystery? You’ll have to read the dialogue to find out (good thing I’ve typed it out below)…
As we’ve said before, the Simpsons Babies event follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it. This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event! (remember, the next part won’t release until next Wednesday)
For Act 2 we’re tasked with collecting Kids Crafts! Each part of the Week 2 story will unlock another prize themed for this part of the story. So let’s take a look at the continuation of the Simpsons Babies storyline and the full dialogue for week 2, A Whiff of Ziff…
As a reminder, here’s the synopsis for Week 2, direct from EA:
Lisa continues her examination of the Youthenizer while Baby Homer and Baby Marge begin to fall in love with each other all over again. Unfortunately, Artie Ziff pays a visit to check-in on Marge to try to see if she’s still married to Homer. Finding a Baby Marge, Artie activates the Youthenizer to turn himself into a baby in order to court Baby Marge.
Feeling jealous, Baby Homer tries to make Baby Marge jealous by hanging out with Ling only to find out that she’s Selma’s adopted daughter. He doesn’t remember much, but he remembers that he hates Selma!
Baby Homer crawls after Baby Marge and Baby Artie to stop them from going on a baby date. Baby Homer makes Baby Marge’s favorite sandwich, ham and cheese! Baby Artie tries to one up Baby Homer by offering Baby Marge a croque monsieur sandwich, which she hates. It doesn’t even have double bread! Baby Marge tells Baby Artie off and returns to the cuddly embrace of Baby Homer.
Now, on with the story!
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 1
Autostarts
Lisa: This Youthenizer is a bit unusual. It has over a thousand moving parts, yet it’s carved from a single block of solid mammoth ivory. Also, is Dad alive?
Bart: He’s fine. He filled the baby bathtub with beer and he was relaxing with his head in it.
Baby Homer: I’m sparkling clean from the face up.
Lisa: Uhm, Dad? Could you maybe put some clothes on?
Baby Homer: No chance, lady. I’m unselfconsciously unashamed of my woo-woo and my boo-boo.
Baby Marge: Oooh, who’s this handsome young man? And I do mean young. And I sort of mean handsome.
Lisa: Mom, that’s Homer!
Baby Marge: Who?
Lisa: Your husband? He fathered your children?
Baby Marge : Babies don’t know where babies come from, Lisa. I don’t even know a hoo-hoo from a woo-woo. So get off my boo-boo!
Make Homer Be Unpleasantly Unselfconscious– 4hrs
Make Lisa Analyze the Youthenizer– 4hrs
Collect Kids Crafts- x50.
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 2
Autostarts
Baby Homer & Baby Marge: *cuddle*
Lisa: This is so sweet! Mom and Dad are falling in love all over again! And this time without all the rivalry and jealousy.
Artie Ziff: Hello, Marge, I’m here on my annual visit to see if you’re still married to that slovenly buffoon with the receding brainline.
Baby Marge: Artie Ziff?! My would-be paramour?
Baby Homer: Oh, sure, you remember his name but not mine?
Artie Ziff: You’re looking younger than ever, Marge. Way, WAY younger. Why is everyone babies?
Lisa: We think it has something to do with this Youthenizer, Mr. Ziff.
Artie Ziff: This thing? It looks like an ordinary smart speaker, carved from an ordinary variety of extinct Siberian mammoth ivory.
BabyHomer: He thinks he’s so smart just because his frontal cortex is developed.
Baby Marge: Don’t be jealous, Homie. I have no interest in a grown man.
Youthenizer: BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
Bart: The Youthenizer went off again!
Baby Artie Ziff: You bet your sweet boo-boo it did! What’d’ya say, Marjorie? You wasted one lifetime with Homer. How about wasting the next one with moi?
Make Lisa Chaperone Babies– 4hrs
Make Homer Get Jealous– 4hrs
Collect Kids Crafts- x100.
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 3
Autostarts
Baby Homer: Two can play at this game! I’ll teach Marge a lesson in jealousy by hanging out with that even younger baby over there.
Ling: Hi, Uncle Homer! I’m Ling, your niece!
Baby Homer: Are you jealous yet, Marge?
Ling: I was adopted by your sister-in-law, Selma!
Baby Homer: Selma, eh? Now that’s a name I remember. Yucky! Cooties! Stinky! Waaaaaaaah!
Make Ling Make Homer Feel Yucky– 4hrs
Collect Kids Crafts- x100.
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 4
Autostarts
Baby Artie Ziff: Step aside, Homer. Marge and I wish to sit for a romantic portraiture session in this nacho-encrusted photo booth.
Baby Marge: Fun fact: as babies, we’re unable to associate two-dimensional photos with actual people! But, whatever.
Baby Homer: I cannot allow Marge to be dragged into a Smartie Artie Fartie Partie! I’m crawling in after her!
Bart: You realize you’re still naked, Dad?
Baby Homer: It’s cute when it’s an innocent damned baby! So shut your pacifier hole and take the stinkin’ picture!
Make Babies Squeeze Into Photobooth– 4hrs
Collect Kids Crafts- x100.
A Whiff of Ziff Pt. 5
Autostarts
Baby Homer: I’m sorry for all the ruckus, Marge. I just needed a burping.
Baby Marge: I already forgot whatever you’re talking about. So consider it forgotten.
Baby Homer: You’re sweet. Here, I made you a ham and cheese sammie.
Baby Marge: *gasp* My favorite!
Baby Artie Ziff: Don’t eat that plebeian mush, Marge! I brought you a far more sophisticated “croque monsieur”!
Baby Marge: What’s that?
Baby Artie Ziff: It’s a ham and cheese sandwich! Served with a French accent.
Baby Marge: Yuck!
Baby Artie Ziff: I fail to see how this merits a yuck. It’s the same sandwich.
Baby Marge: Hardly! It doesn’t even have double bread. It’s an open-faced atrocity. Like you!
Baby Artie Ziff: Ouch. I’m not sure that’s even an insult, but as a baby I respond solely to your facial expressions.
Baby Marge: Homer’s the only man-baby who truly understands me. Even without a baby translator.
Baby Homer & Baby Marge: *cuddle*
Baby Artie Ziff: I don’t have to squat here and listen to this! Goodbye forever! And see you next year!
Make Homer Take Marge on a Sammy Date– 4hrs
Make Ned Hose Down the Stoop- 4hrs
Collect Kids Crafts- x100.
And this concludes the Dialogue for A Whiff of Ziff and Week 2 of the Simpsons Babies Event!
Thoughts on the second week? Finish the prize track? Thoughts on the dialogue? Excited to see where the story takes us during Week 3? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!
Thank you Alissa (and the TSTO Addicts Crew) along with chocolate baby covered Jeebus ….. I tend to start each week late (due to work), still finish with plenty of time (gosh I should devote time to fix the ‘plopping down’ situation with this new content and actually decide where it goes and how it will be themed), and still tease EA on Twitter (yes I thank them also) regarding ‘that vacant space’ readily available next to Springfield Heights.
So thankful there has been no glitch to the Game App for me (I do hope that new update patch has helped my fellow Tappers with Amazon Kindles).