Krusty’s Last Gasp Premium Questline: Sideshow Raheem

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Just about finished with Krusty’s Last Gasp, well most of us have been finished for a while…but timewise, we’re just about finished.  Time to check out the awesome dialogue for this event!

First up, the Sideshow Shuffle dialogue of Sideshow Raheem…

Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 1
Sideshow Raheem starts

Krusty: Hey! Raheem, how’s it hanging, brother? It’s been a long time. Can I call you brother?
Sideshow Raheem: I wouldn’t.
Make Sideshow Raheem Get Settled in Springfield- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Krusty Annoy Sideshow Raheem- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 2
Sideshow Raheem starts

Krusty: Then Mel hit Mr. Teeny with a pecan pie right in his stupid face! *laughs*
Sideshow Raheem: Aw, Mr. Teeny. I miss smuggling in his cigars.
Sideshow Mel: Hello, Raheem. Don’t tell me this little reunion means today’s the wrap party?! I didn’t prepare my speech!
Sideshow Raheem: Hey, Mel! My favorite Sideshow!
Krusty: The gang’s all back together again! This is great!
Sideshow Bob: Aren’t you forgetting someone important?
Sideshow Raheem: 
Important isn’t the word I would use. I’d use the word “hack”.
Sideshow Bob: Before I destroy you, I’d like to know who you support in this Sideshow Squabble, Krusty?
Make Sideshow Raheem Diss Sideshow Bob- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Krusty Sneak Away- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 3
Sideshow Raheem starts

Sideshow Raheem: Why did you sneak off like that?
Krusty: I didn’t sneak off. I was just going to get you a drink. You seemed parched.
Sideshow Raheem: Admit it, Krusty. You were scared to weigh in.
Krusty:
Confrontations give me heartburn, and I left my Tums in the car.
Sideshow Raheem:
This is one of the reasons I left your show. You don’t show any loyalty to your sidekicks. You only care about yourself.
Krusty:
It’s the Krusty Show. So what if some of you Sideshows have beef.
Sideshow Raheem: Since leaving your show, I’ve reconnected with my roots and learned to take pride in the work of all of our members.
Krusty: 
You couldn’t show pride or any emotion if it slapped you in the face.
Make Sideshow Raheem Show Panther Pride- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Krusty Eat His Words- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Krusty: This new magical thing you’ve got going on could really make us a killing if you came back to the show.
Sideshow Raheem: 
Goodbye, Krusty.


Thoughts on the premium questline?  Did you purchase Sideshow Raheem? Thoughts on the questline?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

2 responses to “Krusty’s Last Gasp Premium Questline: Sideshow Raheem

  1. Last gasp at getting connected more like, EA I haven’t been able to play properly for a month, I get Bart screen the minute I get on the game.

  2. Has everyone gone quiet today because Actor Sid Haig passed away? 🤨 Well, I will break the silence by saying that Sideshow Raheem was worth the sprinkles …. but he deserved better dialogue with Krusty (I know, I know, this Mini-Event was all about Krusty trying to redeem himself …. it’s just in the end that really L-EA-Z-Y needs to redeem themselves!) 🤔

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