Cthulhu’s Revenge Premium Questline: M’nthster

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Just about finished with Cthulhu’s Revenge, well most of us have been finished for a while…but timewise, we’re just about finished.  Time to check out the awesome dialogue for this event!

First up, the M’nthster’s twisted family dialogue…

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 1
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: What do you mean evicted?
Raphael: Maybe it’ll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven’t paid rent.
M’nthster: You can’t kick me out, do you know who my parent is?
Raphael: Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby’s illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that. Of course, he had to get a paternity test first…And clean this place up before you go. It’s a pigsty in here.
Make M’nthster Clean House- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Make Raphael Judge M’nthster’s LifeStyle- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 2
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?
Count Dracula: Actually, now’s not really a good time. I’m getting calf implant surgery tomorrow…
M’nthster: Jeez, if you’re gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable…
Count Dracula: Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?
M’nthster: No, your calves are puny, I just don’t believe you can afford the surgery…
Count Dracula: I can too! That’s it, you’re staying with us.
M’nthster: Thanks, Uncle Drac!
Make M’nthster Crash with Uncle Drac- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Count Dracula: What’s the word, M’nthster?
M’nthster: Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you’re filling up a balloon way too much and it’s gonna pop any second? That’s what I feel looking at them.
Count Dracula: I meant with getting your life back together!
M’nthster: Oh. No, I’m still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 3
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: I’ve done it, I know what I have to do now.
Count Dracula: Aw, I’m so happy for you. Now, get out.
Countess Dracula: *ominous glare*
Count Dracula: Okay, okay. What’s your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?
M’nthster: Sleazy businessman!
Make M’nthster Start a Terrorizing Business- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
M’nthster: Welcome to M’nthster’s Monsters. What can I do for you?
Homer: I want to order your deluxe “Pants Wetter” value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.
M’nthster: I’ve got the perfect Scare Package for him: I’ll tell him that both his kids want to major in *journalism* when they go to college!
Homer: Ah!

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 4
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: I’m hopeless.
Countess Dracula:  What’s wrong, my little nightmare?
M’nthster: My business went under and I almost got exorcised by that Flanders guy. If this keeps up, I’ll have to live with you forever.
Count Dracula: *horrified scream*
Countess Dracula: You just need to stop trying to be like everyone else. You’re a hideous otherworldly monster — you should be proud.
M’nthster: You’re right, I am hideous! Thanks, Auntie. I’m ready to go out there and conquer the world!
Make M’nthster Conquer the World- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Raphael: It’s the middle of the night. Get off my property.
M’nthster: No, this place is mine now, and so is your soul!
Raphael: You can’t! I was saving my soul for if I ever have to battle the devil in a fiddle contest!
M’nthster: Or you could just give the keys to my old place back.

No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 5
M’nthster starts

M’nthster: Home sweet lair! What do you think of my bachelor pad?
Count Dracula: What is that smell?
M’nthster: Sorry, it’s Ralph Lauren.
Countess Dracula: Oh, you got some new cologne?
M’nthster: No, I kidnapped the designer and I’m slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.
Count Dracula: Wow, you’ve got great taste!
Make M’nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
M’nthster: Ah, it’s so great to have my own place.
Count Dracula: Uh, M’nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman’s neck veins.
M’nthster: Oh, I’d LOVE to, but, uh… I’m having tentacle enlargement surgery… Good luck though!

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