THOH XXX: Week 1 Questline, Premium Characters God and the Monkey’s Paw Salesman

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Halloween has finally arrived in Springfield, but with Kodos and Kang involved will it be full of Treats or lots of Tricks? We’ll have to read the dialogue to find out…

THOH XXX follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it.  This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!

With Act 1, week 1, two new premium characters were introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, God and the Monkey’s Paw Salesman come with their own, short, individual questlines, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questlines now.

First up we’ll cover the man upstairs…God…

Sins of Our Father Pt. 1
God starts

God: Jesus, I know it’s your birthday, but I have an important meeting to go to.
Jesus: Really, you’re bailing on my birthday? And could you explain how was I born again? I’m still confused.
God: Some other time, I have to rule over all creation right now.
Jesus: All creation always comes before me.
God: *puts on sunglasses* Sorry, gotta go. *leaves in a flash*
Make God Work His Day Job- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Act Out for Attention- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Jesus: Hey, Springfielders, sorry about the plagues, the locust swarms, and the incessant robo-calls. I’m just trying to get my father’s attention.
Homer: I find hiding my father’s medication works well for me.

Sins of Our Father Pt. 2
God starts

God: What is going on in Springfield?!
Jesus: I musta missed it watching the polar ice caps melt. You better go check it out.
Make God Investigate Plagues in Springfield- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Trap God- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
God: Jesus, what in Heaven’s name is the meaning of this?
Jesus: I wanted some father-son time.
God: So you plague an entire town to get it?
Jesus: It was this or opening up a massive sinkhole.

Sins of Our Father Pt. 3
God starts

God: Let me out of here and you can have ice cream before dinner.
Jesus: It’s too late, Dad. I don’t want to be treated like a child anymore!
God: You’ve forced my hand.
Make God Break Out of Jail- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Commit to the Heel Turn- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Sins of Our Father Pt. 4
God starts

God: I’ll deal with you later. First, I need to handle the locust, the robocalls, the–
Jesus: No, I won’t be pushed to the back burner again! You’ll deal with me first!
God: Wow, son, I didn’t realize you felt so strongly. You know you’re always first in my life. Actually, maybe it’s the Sumatran Rhino, the River Otter, then you. But a solid third is good.
Jesus: *tearing up* I’ve moved up to third?
God: The animals are going extinct but I don’t want our relationship to. Let’s clean up this mess together.
Make God Smite Indiscriminately- 4 hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Jesus Christ Help Clean Up the Plagues- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Sins of Our Father Pt. 5
God starts

God: Homer Simpson, I’m entrusting you with a new set of the Ten Commandments. Spread my word to the world.
Homer: Aw, you caught me at a bad time. I’m watching the playoffs right now.
God: *sigh* Fine. Jesus, you want to try?
Jesus: Sure thing, Dad!
God: I hate to be a helicopter parent, but I’ll come with you just to be sure.
Make God Micromange Jesus- 8 hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jesus Christ Pass on New Ten Commandments- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Next up the Monkey’s Paw Salesman…

Wish is My Command Pt. 1
Monkey’s Paw Salesman starts

Monkey’s Paw Salesman: If your wildest dreams are what you seek, then wag your tongue and speak.
Willie: Nae, I don’t know if you can handle Willie’s wildest dreams.
Monkey’s Paw Salesman: Probably not, but the Monkey’s Paw sure can.
Make Monkey’s Paw Salesman Pass on the Curse- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Wish is My Command Pt. 2
Monkey’s Paw Salesman starts

Monkey’s Paw Salesman: One monkey paw down… how many more to go?  *checks inventory* Ugh, I’m up to my maw in paws.
Nelson: Hey, mister, where’s the bathroom?
Monkey’s Paw Salesman: Perhaps you could use an extra hand… or paw in there?
Make Monkey’s Paw Salesman Sell to Children- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Wish is My Command Pt. 3
Monkey’s Paw Salesman starts

Hans Moleman: My tour group left me behind. How can I find my home?
Monkey’s Paw Salesman: Perhaps a paw could point you in the right direction.
Make Monkey’s Paw Salesman Give Away Product- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Hans Moleman Struggle to Use Monkey’s Paw- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp

Wish is My Command Pt. 4
Monkey’s Paw Salesman starts

Monkey’s Paw Salesman: Beat it! I was trading here first.
Gil: You’re selling junk. And I know junk. My life is full of it.
Monkey’s Paw Salesman: You know nothing of the wares I deal in.
Gil: I know one thing; you’re ripping people off and I’m turning you in.
Make Monkey’s Paw Salesman Use Monkey’s Paw as a Weapon- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Gil: Ow! I’ve been slapped a lot but that really hurt.
Monkey’s Paw Salesman: Talk to the severed paw, ‘cause I don’t care. And don’t come back!

Wish is My Command Pt. 5
Monkey’s Paw Salesman starts

Monkey’s Paw Salesman: You again?!
Gil: There he is officer, arrest that man.
Monkey’s Paw Salesman: You’ll never take me or my paws alive!
Wiggum: Great! I’ll take you dead. Now where’d I put my gun?
Make Monkey’s Paw Salesman Make a Quick Escape- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

And this concludes the premium dialogue for Week 1, of the THOH XXX Event!

Thoughts on the first week?  Did you buy either premium character?  Thoughts on their dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!