THOH XXX: Full Dialogue Week 1, Operation Clogged Drain

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Halloween has finally arrived in Springfield, but with Kodos and Kang involved will it be full of Treats or lots of Tricks? We’ll have to read the dialogue to find out…

Now that we’re wrapping up week 1 of the event, it’s time to look back at the dialogue.  Just in case you missed it by tappin’ too fast…

Same Mistakes, New Plan
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Kang: Cthulhu, you waterlogged limpet, you’ve floundered for the last time.
Cthulhu: Sorry, my desire was to destroy all life on Earth, but the humans reconnected me with my saltwater spawn.
Kang: We can’t be mad at you for being a loving parent. Give me a hug.
Kodos: That’s beautiful… and weak! You’re an embarrassment sometimes.
Make Kang Reflect on Parenting Skills- 6s, Earns $35, 1xp
Make Kodos Tolerate Failure- 6s, Earns $35, 1xp
Make Cthulhu Apologize for Not Destroying the World- 6s, Earns $35, 1xp
Kodos: I throw up my tentacles. I don’t know how to recover from this.
Cthulhu: That’s because your plan is all wet. When your toilet is clogged and you can’t fix it yourself, you call a professional.
Kang: What does destroying the world have to do with our ship’s plumbing problems?
Kodos: I get it… Earth is our ship’s toilet!
Kang: And the clog was me?
Kodos: The clog is Earth too. We need to hire a professional to destroy it!

Operation Clogged Drain Pt.1 
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Kang: We want answers! Why are you the right tool for operation “Clogged Drain”?
Malicious Krubb: This is preposterous. You called me.
Kodos: Right. Checking my notes. Okay, then, just tell us how to destroy Earth.
Malicious Krubb: I’d start by getting rid of that brat Angelica Button. Then I’d use my great power to conjure the most fearsome…
Kang: He’s about to start a rambling monologue.
Kodos: Quick, get him out of here!
Make Kang Fall Asleep- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Call Security- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect McGuffin Disks- x50.
Malicious Krubb: Fools! You’ll rue the day that you kicked Malicious Krubb to the curb!
Kodos: We rue a lot of days. Ruing is our thing.

Operation Clogged Drain Pt. 2 
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Kang: The biggest obstacle to our obliquitous plan is that obstinate Simpsons family.
Kodos: They are quite resourceful when faced head on. We’ll need to take them down from the underbelly.
Kang: With Homer’s underbelly, that could be a dangerous thing!
Kodos: I have just the thing — a secret the family is keeping that they want to forget.
Kang: Oh, goodie! I love dirty secrets that lead families to their doom!
Make Kang Laugh Maniacally- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Uncover the Simpsons Secret- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect McGuffin Disks- x100.
Kodos: They wronged you, now it’s your turn to imprison them…
Kang: …in Hell?!
Hugo: I’ve got something worse than Hell. I’ll trap them in the house with Grampa! *laughs maniacally*

Operation Clogged Drain Pt. 3
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Grampa: …so me and my mule dove off the ship and joined the Battle of Midway midway…
Lisa: It’s so amazing you fought in every war ever, Grampa!
Bart: All the way back to the Civil War!
Hugo: *bursts into the room* “Amazing”?! That was the most insufferable story ever. And you should be suffering too!
Lisa: We’re not, because we saw right through your lame plan.
Bart: Yeah dude, the only one suffering here is gonna be you.
Hugo: *lunges at Bart* I’ll end you myself!
Make Hugo Simpson Attack Simpsons Family- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Simpsons Family Fight Hugo- x3. 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect McGuffin Disks- x100.
Wiggum: *tying up Hugo* Over, under, around and through, meet Mr. Bunny Rabbit, pull it through. All tied!
Hugo: You’ve got to believe me, I never wanted to hurt anyone.
Wiggum: I’m a cop. I’m not paid to believe people. But maybe with a pay raise, I could start believing.

Operation Clogged Drain Pt. 4 
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Kang: The Simpsons defeated our secret weapon. Time to take those eyeless earth creatures down ourselves.
Kodos: They DO have eyes. It’s just the Homer human always has his closed, sleeping at his desk.
Kang: Then we will enter his dreams and catch him by surprise.
Make Kang Surprise Robot Homer- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Interrogate Robot Homer- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect McGuffin Disks- x100.
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Kodos: You are resilient for a cyborg human. But we will find a way to break you.
Robot Homer: One way to break a cyborg is through his stomach.
Kodos: Bring this robot food!
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Bart: Why are you big green boogers talking to that Homer-shaped bucket of bolts?
Kodos: We believe he contains the real meat-human called “Homer”.
Bart: Dumb aliens. Were you green molds grown on the dark side of your planet, or what?

Operation Clogged Drain Pt. 5 
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Kodos: Face it. We are unfit to conquer this world. Our Mother Spore was right when she said we would return to Rigel VII as failures. I can’t go on living in Mother’s basement for another millennium.
Kang: We need a more destructive partner. It’s time to cast a wider tentacle.
Make Kang Send a Call Across Time and Space- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect McGuffin Disks- x100.
Zia Simpson: My mom says I need to get a real job, so whaddaya got?
Kang: What can an insolent teenager do for us?
Zia Simpson: I can find someone to brand your evil empire more deceptively. “Earth Eradication Inc.” is too straight forward.
Kodos: The moody human girl has a point. Maybe she CAN help us. Who is this evil genius?

And with that you’ve completed week 1!

Thoughts on the first week?  Did you finish the prize track? Ready for week 2?  Thoughts on the event in general?  Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!