THOH XXX: Full Dialogue Week 2, Prelude to a Powermove

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The calendar may say November, but it’s still Halloween in Springfield!  But with Kodos and Kang involved will it be full of Treats or lots of Tricks? We’ll have to read the dialogue to find out…

Now that we’re wrapping up week 2 of the event, it’s time to look back at the dialogue.  Just in case you missed it by tappin’ too fast…

Prelude to a Powermove Pt. 1
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Kang: Are you helping us, or are you just texting all day?
Zia Simpson: *glances up from her phone* Relax. You’re why young people don’t trust anyone over a thousand years old. I found the perfect representative for you. He’ll do all the work and you’ll get all the credit. Don’t thank me, slimeheads. *goes back to texting*
Kodos: And you’re why we eat our children.
Make Zia Simpson Set Up Business Meeting- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kang Learn to Use Cell Phone- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Beating Hearts- x50.  

Prelude to a Powermove Pt. 2
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Kang: I don’t understand. The humans smile when handed ice globs in waffled hand horns.
Kodos: They won’t be smiling once we set our plan into motion.
Kang: *laughing maniacally*
Zia Simpson: Stay focused, lamewads. Your new rep is expecting serious professionals.
Make Kang Act Intimidating- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kodos Get Brain Freeze From Ice Cream- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Zia Simpson Negotiate a Deal- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Beating Hearts- x100.
Zia Simpson: We’re glad you could make it. And BTW — cool cowl.
Count Dracula: It’s Armani. And don’t blow smoke up my cape. That’s MY job.
Zia Simpson: My clients put together a muffin basket of hearts from the hospital. A gift for agreeing to take them on.
Count Dracula: Pickled hearts?! I need still-beating ones. Don’t make me regret working with you.
Kodos: We also have an idea for world domination that we think you might be interested in.
Count Dracula: World domination? Okay, you’ve got my blood flowing.

Prelude to a Powermove Pt. 3
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Count Dracula: So talk to me… how can I be in the Kang and Kodos business? If I’m going to represent your overthrow of Earth, I’ll also need a new base of operations. This one is so crowded.
Countess Dracula: It wouldn’t be crowded if you weren’t such a collector of junk.
Count Dracula: Caskets are not “junk”!
Make Count Dracula Draw Illegible Schematics for a New Hideout- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Countess Dracula Draw Actual Schematics for a New Hideout- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Beating Hearts- x100.
Zia Simpson: Lower the volume, Drac. We’re not wasting money on a new crib for you.
Kodos: Our Agent of Destruction should get what he wants.
Count Dracula: That’s right. I’m the Annie Dubinsky of terror. Don’t know her? Look her up! I take ten percent of the spoils and some other undisclosed fees. It’s all written in blood in the contract somewhere.

Prelude to a Powermove Pt. 4
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Zia Simpson: Okay, dark guy, how do you plan to buy weapons to defeat the humans?
Count Dracula: Agents don’t need weapons. They make phone calls.
*raises staff* I declare… it’s staffing season!
Make Count Dracula Call Monster Friends- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Beating Hearts- x100.
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CountDracula: This is an opportunity to get my entire stable of monsters back to work.
Zia Simpson: But we already have a werewolf. And ANOTHER Harvard mummy? A creature from the WHITE lagoon?! Where’s the diversity? Where’s the women?!
CountDracula: She’s standing right in front of you.
Zia Simpson: Right, an INVISIBLE woman. Haven’t women been invisible long enough?
Count Dracula: Look, I’m woke. Just mostly woke at night is all.

Prelude to a Powermove Pt. 5
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Count Dracula: You, annoying girl. I need one last thing before we can strike.
Zia Simpson: Sure, whatever.
Count Dracula: Teach me about this Ultranet. I need to create something from a ViewTube video I saw last week.
Make Zia Simpson Use Ultranet- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Count Dracula Cut Deals with his Stable of Monsters- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Collect Beating Hearts- x100.
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Kang: Hate to be a nudge, but it’s been awhile and we still don’t see any dead humans.
Kodos: Maybe it was a mistake to hire a guy who’s the living dead.
Count Dracula: Give your blood-sucking agent some breathing room… and some more fresh hearts.
Zia Simpson: You’ve done nothing but take commissions from the aliens. I’d be a better agent than you!
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Lisa: What’s Count Dracula doing on T.V.?
Count Dracula: People of Springfield… you’re like family to me. But who needs families? I’ve arranged for your reckoning… a very slow reckoning.
Zia Simpson: *Interrupts* Slow?! Okay, that’s it. I’m taking over for you. I’ll represent the aliens and they’ll see fast results!
Count Dracula: You’re declaring this in front of my viewing audience? Awk-ward.
Zia Simpson: Stay tuned Springfield. I’m collecting my scream team now. I need some real talent to help my alien clients lower the doom boom!
Werewolf: *howls* I’m there as soon as I find a sitter for the pups.
Blinky Monster: *watery glub-glub*
Amenhotep: *sigh* Lemme rewrap my bandages and I’m yours.
Frankensteins Monster: *growls* Monster coming with neck bolts blazing!

And with that, you’ve completed week 2!

Thoughts on the second week?  Did you finish the prize track? Ready for week 3?  Thoughts on the event in general?  Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!