Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Halloween has finally arrived in Springfield, but with Kodos and Kang involved will it be full of Treats or lots of Tricks? We’ll have to read the dialogue to find out…
THOH XXX follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it. This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!
With Act 3, week 3, one new premium character was introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, Bridge Troll Moe comes with his own, short, individual questlines, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questlines now.
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1
Bridge Troll Moe starts
Bridge Troll Moe: Ugh, I’m so desperately lonely. Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?
Carl: Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.
Lenny: No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.
Bridge Troll Moe: Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.
Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2
Bridge Troll Moe starts
Bridge Troll Moe: Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw*
Carl: What the hell is that thing?!
Lenny: I don’t care if beer is cheap over there, I’m not crossing that bridge.
Bridge Troll Moe: Please, don’t go! Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze.
Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3
Bridge Troll Moe starts
Bridge Troll Moe: Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here. I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights. These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools. A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate… And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it.
Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down his Brew- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4
Bridge Troll Moe starts
Bridge Troll Moe: Come one, come all, “Moe’s Troll Hole” is open for business! What?! Where is everyone? Don’t people read welcome signs no more: “Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!” *sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.
Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5
Bridge Troll Moe starts
Bridge Troll Moe: Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free!
Carl: I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?
Bridge Troll Moe: All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em.
Lenny: What if we get the wrong answer?
Bridge Troll Moe: Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul…
Lenny: But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze!
Carl: And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in!
Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles and Rhye- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
And this concludes the premium dialogue for Week 3, of the THOH XXX Event!
Thoughts on the third week? Did you buy Bridge Troll Moe? Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!
How has my husband finished this before me even though he started it after me?…He’s been playing no more than I have…🤔
Thanks a lot Alissa 😊 this was a fine addition for my cursed woods. And the questline was mildly amusing 😁
Sooo…. The THOH XXX event says “All quests available until November 12” but obviously week 4 of the event starts on Nov 13th. Was the start of this THOH event delayed by a week and this Nov 12th date is just an oversight by the game development team…?
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Just started on the 24 hour troll quest. excellent. So glad for gods 24 hr task payout. Finally put my blue house collection in storage. Can farm KM for my donuts with that cash, and will be maxed out on cash soon anyway thanks be to ‘god’. Was a fun little diversion, so glad they are still putting in at least a little effort into our little game. needed more leaves though…. hope it snows soon.
Where is the bridge??? The picture on Patrick’s post shows one!!
Michael
That was a crafted Decor from THOH 2018 (a bummer it didn’t return for 2019, I believe it would’ve been more appreciated than the Covered Bridge offered up instead).
Yes indeed, the bridge goes over water as a good bridge should. This covered bridge does nothing of the like. Useless bridge
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