Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
It’s finally Christmas in Springfield! Our pocket-sized Springfields have been covered with a fresh blanket of snow! What’s in store for us this time? Well, we’re tasked with seeing if Grampa can bore Death…well to death! Loads of dialogue with this one, so be sure to read along to see what happens! And of course, I’ll be posting it as each week wraps up.
Abe’s in Toyland follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it. This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!
With Act 1, week 1, one new premium character was introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, Old Tut comes with his own, short, individual questline, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline now…
A Father’s Father’s Father Pt. 1
Old Tut starts
Old Tut: Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won’t get a good compression.
Burns: I can’t believe there is a Simpson who’s more cruel and abusive than I am.
Old Tut: Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts?
Burns: Cruel to an old man, too? I think I’m in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you.
Old Tut: I can teach you the basics…but it’s going to cost you a lot of money.
Burns: What luck! That’s exactly what I’m made of.
Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be Evil- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Burns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
A Father’s Father’s Father Pt. 2
Burns: Your advice wasn’t worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor.
Old Tut: I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises.
Burns: How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds.
Smithers: Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut’s cruelty, they joined his team.
Old Tut: Time for your next lesson, Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs.
Burns: It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee.
Make Old Tut Release the House- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
A Father’s Father’s Father Pt. 3
Hans Moleman: Do you have the time?
Old Tut: Indeed I do. I’m known for the accuracy of my pocket watch. *checks pocket watch* Damn it, it’s not working. It’s never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch*
Death: I’m afraid time has stopped for you… permanently.
Old Tut: So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch?
Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
A Father’s Father’s Father Pt. 4
Old Tut starts
Old Tut: Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It’s nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from?
Willie: The Highlands.
Old Tut: I’m from the Lowlands! It’s a fight to the death.
Willie: *rips off shirt* With nothin’ but our bare hands…
Old Tut: And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe*
Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Old Tut: You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie.
Willie: You’re not half bad yourself for an old timer. Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip.
Old Tut: Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I’ll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots.
Willie: For a Scotsman, that means you really like me.
And this concludes the premium dialogue for Week 1, of the Abe’s in Toyland Event!
Thoughts on the first week? Did you buy Old Tut? Thoughts on their dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!