Pride 2020 Premium Questline: Mysterious Waylon

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

It’s nice to always see a little normalcy in our lives right now…even if that normalcy comes in the form of a TSTO update! An all-new mini-event has hit our games, Pride 2020!

With this mini-event one new premium character arrived in our stores to help navigate this event.  Mysterious Waylor is an all-new premium costume for Smithers, who not only helps earn wigs but comes with a short questline as well.

So let’s take a look at the full dialogue for Fit for a Queen…

Fit For a Queen Pt. 1
Smithers starts

Julio: Okay queens, could I get everybody’s attention please? This is big, so just stop what you’re doing and look at me. Draggle Rock’s drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into.
Mysterious Waylon: I’ve been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty.
Glamazon Marge: I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot.
Julio: Okay ladies, strut it.
Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Julio: Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant.
Glamazon Marge: Thank you!
Mysterious Waylon: If you ask me, it’s too, “Look at me, don’t look at me”.
Julio: You have a point there.

Fit For a Queen Pt. 2
Smithers starts

Julio: This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver.
Sideshow Mel: I am not but one, but all of these things!
Glamazon Marge: Oh, brother.
Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition- 4hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Mysterious Waylon: Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings.
Glamazon Marge: A-plus for effort!
Julio: I don’t know what they put in you girls’ cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic.

Fit For a Queen Pt. 3
Smithers starts

Julio: Who’s next? Who is the next victim?
Mysterious Waylon: Please, go on dear.
Glamazon Marge: No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style.
Mysterious Waylon: Oh, honey, your style? I could never.
Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Julio: Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let’s call it polyqueenary.
Glamazon Marge: No, there’s only one queen. That’s in every fairytale.
Sideshow Mel: Only one, one only!
Julio: Alright! Don’t get your panties in a wad! Let’s move forward.

Fit For a Queen Pt. 4
Smithers starts

Julio: Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready?
Sideshow Mel: I’ve got a ‘selfie pole’!
Mysterious Waylon: Born ready and stay ready.
Glamazon Marge: I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason.
Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose-12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp

Fit For a Queen Pt. 5
Smithers starts

Julio: Silence, everyone! I’ve made my decision.
Sideshow Mel: I can’t hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense!
Glamazon Marge: Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good.
Mysterious Waylon: Accepted.
Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Julio: Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich.
Mysterious Waylon: What is a clich?
Julio: That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it’s real nice but also a lie.
Mysterious Waylon: A cliché?
Julio: Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie. But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners.
Glamazon Marge: *near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends.
Sideshow Mel: Crocodile tears!

And this concludes the premium dialogue for Mysterious Waylon.

Thoughts on the mini-event?  Did you buy Mysterious Waylon?   Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

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