Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
It’s that time my friends. Time for another riveting prize post. I can feel your excitement now. Calm yourselves. 😉
I know it’s not the most exciting thing in the world, but as I always say it’s still important to break these down. Helps with various questions and, if nothing else, I can point to this post 6 months from now when they reappear in a mystery box.
Act 3 is broken up a bit differently than Act 2 was. So because of that, I’ve already broken down the non-character/costume prizes in this post from yesterday. Now we’re jumping back to prize 3, and breaking down Pirate Nelson…
Pirate Nelson is a brand new COSTUME for Springfield and part of the Game of Games the Sequel Character Collection:
Yes, this is a COSTUME for Nelson, another costume with this event. Get used to it, because that’s all we’ve got from here on out…costumes.
How You Unlock it:
A Fat Lot of Good Pt. 3
Make Nelson Roleplay as a Pirate-4hrs
The Evergreen Terrors Look Up Pirate Lingo to Help- x3. 4hrs
Collect Memory Cards- x150.
Once achieved you’ll unlock the costume…
Pirate Nelson does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:
Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 1
Pirate Nelson: Alright, hand over the booty! And by “booty,” I mean lunch money.
Ralph: But I don’t have any lunch money! And my mom says I shouldn’t show my booty to anyone except my doctor.
Pirate Nelson: Yaarrrr! A pirate doesn’t care for a scallywag’s excuses.
Bart: Hold on. Nelson, are you dressed up as your character from Chunky Island?
Pirate Nelson: Aye. The life of a pirate suits me. Pillagin’ and plunderin’ and the like.
Bart: Seems a lot like your normal life.
Pirate Nelson: Aye. Just with an eyepatch. And less depth perception. *walks into post*
Make Pirate Nelson Loot the Kids’ Lunch Money- 2hrs
Make Kids Hide Booty From Pirate Nelson- x5, 2hrs
Skinner: Nelson! Did you steal the flamingoes from Mother’s yard?
Pirate Nelson: Steal? Nay. I PLUNDERED ‘em!
Skinner: *gasp* A maritime technicality! The bane of all principals. *sighs* You’re free to go.
Pirate Nelson: Yo-haw-haw!
Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 2
Pirate Nelson: Where should my next hornswagglin’ be, ya scurvy seadogs?
Sea Captain: Shiver me timbers! I’ve never heard such good piratin’ from a landlubber.
Pirate Nelson: Who says I’m a landlubber? I’ve sailed the seven seas as long as any… At least virtually…
Sea Captain: My, my. I can see ye’re no average swilldrinker. Ye know, I’ve got an opening on my crew. Five doubloons a fortnight. What say ye?
Pirate Nelson: Sink me! That’s no small bounty.
Sea Captain: Yar. I’ll just need ye to show me that ye know how to handle yerself as a buccaneer.
Make Pirate Nelson Prove His Pirating Skills- 2hrs
Make Sea Captain Sing an Approving Shanty- 2hrs
Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 3
Sea Captain:Ahoy! Here we are, ye powder monkey.
Pirate Nelson: This is a houseboat.
Sea Captain: Aye. Fastest in the briny deep. You’ll start by swabbin’ the deck.
Pirate Nelson: Swabbing the deck?! I thought I was your first mate?
Sea Captain: Yar, ye’ve got to start at the bottom and work yer way up.
Pirate Nelson: Blimey, how long is that gonna take?
Sea Captain: A few hours, if’n ye know what ye’re doing. Start at the bottom deck and work yer way up to the top. Proper swabbin’ order, that is.
Make Pirate Nelson Swab the Decks- 8hrs
Make Sea Captain Wax the Plank- 8hrs
Sea Captain: Heave ho, lad. Ye about finished up?
Pirate Nelson: I’d rather be cleaved to the brisket.
Sea Captain: Well ye’ve got yer terminology down, that’s for sure. When ye’re done, go ahead and batten down the hatches.
Pirate Nelson: Be there a storm a-comin’?
Sea Captain: My ex-wife. Same difference.
Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 4
Sea Captain: I’ve seen better swabbin’ jobs. But it’s only yer first day. I’m sure ye’ll stop bilge-sucking in no time.
Pirate Nelson: That’s it. I’m sick of your “yars” and “ahoys” and “hang ‘em from the yardarms”. This ship is mine now! *pushes Sea Captain overboard*
Sea Captain: *falling* Mutiny!
Make Pirate Nelson Commandeer the Houseboat- 1hr
Pirate Nelson: And this here be the galley… And over there, that’s where I hang the jib.
Jimbo: Wow. So this place is all yours?
Pirate Nelson: Aye, until next Wednesday.
Jimbo: What happens then?
Pirate Nelson: The dockmaster comes around collecting mooring fees. I’ll not be surrendering my copper to the likes of him!
Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 5
Jimbo: So you’re not worried about the Sea Captain coming to take his houseboat back?
Pirate Nelson: There is NO WAY the Sea Captain is coming to take his houseboat back.
Make Sea Captain Come Take His Houseboat Back- 1hr
Sea Captain: Avast ye scurvy carouser!
Pirate Nelson: You’re really stretching for pirate terms you haven’t used yet.
Sea Captain: Unhand this ship, or else dead men will tell no tales.
Pirate Nelson: That’s not even what that means!
Sea Captain: Okay, fine. Gimme my ship back and I won’t tell your mom.
Pirate Nelson: *grumbles* Fine.
Pirate Nelson’s Permanent Tasks:
|Try to Sheath His Sword||1hr||$70, 17xp||Outside/Visual|
|Batten Down the Hatches||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Squidport/Muntz House/Brown House|
|Swab the Decks||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Houseboat/ Muntz House/ Brown House|
|Count His Dubloons||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Muntz House/Squidport/Brown House|
|Search for Davy Hones Locker||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Squidport/Brown House|
And that’s it my friends, the details on the Pirate Nelson Costume…
Up Next? Well, I’ve covered the rest of the Act 3 prizes here. Beyond that, nothing left to do but wait for Act 4 on Tuesday.
Thoughts on Pirate Nelson? Questline? Tasks? Act 3? Sound off below.