Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
In our games, the snow is falling and TSTO is calling yoo hoo! It’s the most wonderful time of the year Tappers, Christmas in TSTO! And this year EA is insulting everyone with a true Sacrilegious Christmas…nothing says 2020 quite like this! (thank goodness 2020 is over now!) And nothing says the holidays like buying stuff!
As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon. But don’t sweat it! That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.
Wondering if you should add the Jewish Walk of Fame & Yahweh to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this Jewish combo to your town…
Building/Decoration: Jewish Walk of Fame
Character: Yahweh
Donut Cost: 250 Donuts
Size: 13×15 (I think, it’s really hard to count the squares in the snow…)
Earns: $300, 30xp/12hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Obedience +20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|dirt|Pier|boardwalk
WDTCF: Jewish Walk of Fame- “Today I Am a Clown” S15, E6
Yahweh- “The Nightmare After Krustmas” S28, E10
Leaves stores January 13th, 2021
Before I get into the rundown, Yahweh is a unique character because he’s the ONLY character in TSTO that can earn donuts directly through tasks…
Here’s the breakdown from EA:
Yahweh character has a unique job mechanic that earns donuts. He has 8 permanent jobs that the character must cycle through. Each job is 4hrs and earns money, except the final job which is 24hrs and earns 7 donuts. The player must do each of the first 7 jobs in a row to unlock the 24hr donut-earning job. Once the 24hr job is completed, it cycles back to the first job.
So essentially, as you’ll see on his task list, there are 8 tasks listed as Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, etc. Complete each task in order, steps 1-7 are 4hrs each & step 8 is 24hrs, and you’ll earn 7 donuts upon completion of the 8th step. And you can do this continuously…
The Rundown:
-Pricey for a building + character combo, BUT he’s still cheaper than God and can he earns 7 donuts via the task list.
-Helps earn event currency at a premium rate
-Not Voiced
-Comes with questline
-Visual Tasks are 4hrs and 24hrs
-His tasks won’t all appear at once. You’ll need to complete them in order to unlock the next one…follow along with the questline to unlock each.
-Yahweh will have other tasks at buildings you may have in Springfield, similar to what other adults have. Like Stay at the Swellderado, Blackjack etc.
-Krusty has a 4hr task at the Walk of Fame to “Walk the Jewish Walk of Fame”
What Did I Do?:
Grabbed it. I’ve been buying everything, so why not? And hey, he was cheaper than God! I likely won’t take full advantage of his donut earning potential…I’m just not in my game that much, but it’s still fun to have!
Here’s a look at the tasks…
Yahweh’s Permanent Tasks:
| Task | Length | Earns | Location |
| Step 1: Realize He’s Old | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Jewish Walk of Fame |
| Step 2: Join a Gym | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Various Gyms in Springfield |
| Step 3: Get on Instagram | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Jewish Walk of Fame |
| Step 4: Buy a Porsche | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Town Centre at Springfielde Glenne |
| Step 5: Post Selfies | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Jewish Walk of Fame |
| Step 6: Go to a Rave | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Various Clubs in Springfield/Brown House |
| Step 7: Keep the Party Going | 4hrs | $260, 70xp | Outside/Visual |
| Step 8: Hire an Image Consultant | 24hrs | 7 Donuts | Outside/Visual |
I’ll have the full dialogue of the questline up later on, but for now, here’s the Turbo Tappin’ version of the questline…
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 1
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Realize He’s Old- 4hrs
Make Moses Worry About Where This is Heading- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 2
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Join a Gym- 4hrs
Make Moses Reluctantly Get Into Cycling- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 3
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Get on Instagram- 4hrs
Make Moses Approach Gym Patrons- 4hrs
Make Cookie Kwan Ignore Moses- 4hrs
Make Squeaky Voice Teen Ask Yahweh and Moses to Leave- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 4
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Buy a Porsche- 4hrs
Make Moses Check Yahweh’s Followers- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 5
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Post Selfies- 4hrs
Make Moses Compare Yahweh’s Follower Counts to God’s- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 6
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Go to a Rave- 4hrs
Make Moses Reluctantly Tag Along- 4hrs
Make God Like Yahweh’s Rave Selfies- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 7
Yahweh starts
Make Yahweh Keep the Party Going- 4hrs
Make Moses Quietly Edit Yahweh’s Tweets- 4hrs
The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 8
Yahweh start
Make Yahweh Hire An Image Consultant- 24hrs
Make Moses Put His Feet Up- 4hrs
Thoughts on the Jewish Walk of Fame and Yahweh? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Where have you placed it in your town? Design plans? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And feel free to share some photos of your design plan as well! If you need help (or a refresher) posting photos in the comments, check out this post.
I like the look of the character, I like that he can earn donuts……. the building he comes with is Meh.
I’ll probably pick it up & need to find a place for the building though
I second a ‘find yahweh’ button.
The logistics of finding him somewhere in Springfield each time and manually assigning him the task rather than sending him on a task though the unemployment office pretty much negates the chance I’ll do his special series of tasks.. .disappointing because I’m a sucker for donuts. And I’ll NEVER scroll allllllll the way to Y at city hall to find him. Too bad the Jewish walk of fame doesn’t have a “find Yahweh” button
I second a ‘find yahweh’ button.
Crying about it is a 4-hour task.
When he’s finished with one task in the top left corner of your game you’ll have the character icon with the green checkmark, that’s a quick access to the character. Makes it really simple to find him each time… 🤷♀️
I find this all very confusing….Yahweh IS God (the same one from the same Bible – for Christians, the Old Testament part), so how can we have both (and he argues with himself?)? Yahweh is just the Hebrew name. There is no difference between “God” and “Yahweh” in the Old Testament (and really not in the New Testament, in the sense that the “God” part of the Holy Trinity is still the same god…. it’s just that Jews don’t believe Jesus was the messiah). I’m fine with alternate timeline and reality versions of characters in the game, but this is not that and makes no sense.
Having thought about this more just now, though, I see that this move does allow one to have a God in the game that either does, or doesn’t, recognize Jesus, so I guess that’s a plus…I guess this can be looked at as God at two different parts of the theological timeline? My head hurts now… 😉
Hi Neighbor! Just wanted to say hello because I don’t see my friends’ towns listed right now to visit. Hope all is well with you and yours!
Wishing you and all the neighboreenos a very happy 2021!
Back at ya! I’m afraid I’ve become a very lazy neighbor… can’t remember the last time I’ve gone visiting. But, if they ever reintroduce an element in which visiting neighbors benefits them (or me), I’ll be sure to hold up my end! Hope you have a happy and healthy new year!
TOO PRICEY all these donuts just to make measly 7 donuts per 50 hours?
That means Jah has to make donuts 35 times just to pay back the 250 donuts for himself. These donuts smack of effort.
Also another non voiced character? For the price Jahwe could at least play the trumpet or make trombone noises!!!
I much prefer my beloved Lardlad factory and Costmo which I was lucky enough to get in the Black Friday golden box. No I will not shut up about it, because with those 2 buildings, the Dailies and Maggie I don’t have to buy more sprinkles for years to come..
I like the Jewish Walk of Fame though, I wish I could get it separate in the Yearbook at least..
I bought it, I have a fair amount of spare donuts (550+/-) snd it’s better than spending 60 for a holiday token, which is where I saw this. Checked the post here and went fir it. I’m wondering if the steps are numbered or I need to keep mental track of the tasks, anybody in round two of this?
Any chance this donut scheme will be taken away? I’m still a bit annoyed at EA for changing the land token generator a while back…..
It’s doubtful on this.
Also, what did they change? It was always supposed to revert to cash/xp payout after you had all the tiles.
Wasn’t it originally set as the tiles could be traded for donuts when all but 1 land tile were unlocked? I swear I read that and it made the purchase attractive at the time.
Thanks for the info!
Oh yea, I had forgotten about that because they changed it so quickly!
Boo-urns I say! 😀
Hmmm, didnt read this post at first unfortunately. Essentially 52 hours (+all the time you miss in between the tasks) to get 7 donuts? Waay easier to earn cash in that time to buy like 4-5 rat trap trucks and get those donuts than this. Will probably not do this more than once :/
Donuts from rat trap trucks?
Buying and selling rat tap trucks (especially with the collider turned on) earns a lot of XP, which, in turn, can earn you donuts as you fill the XP meter. It’s one of the “donut farming” methods. However, that works best when you have a high bonus percentage, so it’s better to first focus on buying Burns Mystery Boxes, to get items that increase your bonus percentage.
I got him. He and his questline and especially his building seem quite nice.
I am still at the beginning with his quest.
From which job is the pic with the dove? 🙂
Also I like the total theological chaos in this game. Jahwe and the cash generating god with the 10 commandments as separate figures, along with baby J and adult Juesus. But still no alive Maude Flanders, just the ghost of Maude. I wish we had a non-ghost, alive voiced Maude as well (since we have baby, teen and older versions of the Simpsons walking all over).
I got kinda related questions.
What does everyone do with all the in-game Cash?
What is/was the most expensive item in the game that you could buy with Cash, and how much was it? (I forgot by now, I probably already have it)
What’s the highest Cash balance you’ve seen? I’m at 4B+ now.
Super Safi’s Monday Morning Math Mayhem 04 – 4,294,967,295
oh, thanks!
Just got to 4B recently, so I might hit that max soon…
I think the most expensive building from the shop is the “Sit’n Rotate” restaurant for 10.00.000.
If you consider Cecil’s “Road to Riches” taskline, you get the “Rock and a Hard Place” for 80.000.000. You could argue it’s even worth 140.000.000 because you need to pay for the Springfield Dam and Mansion Gardens first. Btw still waiting for that last investment “coming soon”…
ok, good good. I’ve already done/have those.
wowowowow, I’m a strict freemium player but…
If I didn’t run by this post, I would’ve never thought to buy it.
soooo, after going thru that cycle like ~35 times, this will pay for itself?!?!
WOOHOO
Thanks Alissa!
Yahweh w/Jewish Walk of Fame – EA must know that I ❤️ this Building style (introduced back in 2018) because it’s fun to design with a road going down the centre (and we got more than one Building like this for the Event) ….. I should be starting the Yahweh Questline tomorrow (I take it to keep Moses and God available).
Yahweh isn’t voiced, but neither are most of the new Characters, and it’s all about those Visual Character Tasks (I will Tap along and get Yahweh to generate 8 🍩’s by following the instructions above).
Nice to see another new and original process added to the game. Along with the extra prizes available for completing daily tasks it seems like they are making a genuine effort to introduce more interesting new features to the game.
So once you’ve completed step 8 and got donuts does it all start again till you get to step 8 again and donuts again ?
Yup
Thank you alissa
I’ll buy it tomorrow its bedtime here 😴
I bought him straight away, but haven’t started his quest.
I wonder if the job centre will cycle through his 4hr quests in order, or just pick the same one like with other characters 🤔.
Unfortunately probably not 🙁 it’s like how if you have the building “Smooches on the Beach”, almost every non-premium adult character gets a premium 4 hour task (“Overpay for a Sex on the Beach”), but the job centre doesn’t send everyone there. It’ll be a fixed regular task.
Or like the Shopping Centre (the rich celebs of your Springfield get the 4h task “go fancy shopping” there) or Bart gets a task shopping for slingshots/pranks in another shop-centre, or gluttons of your town get bagel eating tasks in the Doughy Dozen