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It’s that favorite time of an Act…the fun and exciting, and always well-read, prize breakdown post! And if you believe any of those adjectives I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you… Anyway, the prizes must be broken down! Why? Because if I didn’t do them what else would I refer people back to when they ask what something does 6 months from now? Don’t worry, this is the last one of the event…
Act 4 of the 2020 Christmas event consists of 3 new decorations, 1 building, and one new costume.
Let’s take a look at the final prize we’ll be breaking down for Clash of Creeds, the costume, Sexy Santa Marge…
Sexy Santa Marge is a costume for Marge and part of the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale Character Collection:
How You Unlock it:
Stupid vs Sexy Pt. 3
Make Marge Buy a Sexy Outfit-4hrs
Make Lisa Accidentally See Marge’s Sexy Outfit- 4hrs
Collect Candy Canes- x150
Once achieved you’ll unlock the costume…
Sexy Santa Marge does come with a full questline, and here’s a look at that questline now…
Packing Heat Pt. 1
Marge: Homie, I’m so excited for this weekend getaway. It’ll be a long drive, but the time away from the kids will all be worth it. Patty and Selma should be here to pick them up any second.
Homer: Yeah, and don’t forget about the sexy times. Remember the sexy times we had planned, Marge?
Marge: *giggles* Should I bring that sexy Santa outfit I bought for Christmas?
Homer: I don’t think you need to bring anything else.
Marge: Oh! Patty just left a voicemail saying her car broke down and she can’t make it to pick up the kids. I’m gonna have to go drop them off. *runs out the door*
Homer: No problem, Marge. I’ll take care of packing your things while you drop off the kids. Let’s see. Now where does Marge keep her sexy things?
Make Homer Pack Marge’s Bag for the Trip- 2hrs
Make Marge Drop Off the Kids- 2hrs
Make Bart Fight With Lisa the Whole Way- 2hrs
Make Lisa Fight With Bart the Whole Way- 2hrs
Homer: C’mon, Marge. How about a little smooching?
Marge: *giggles* Homie, I don’t think it’s the right time for that.
Homer: Well, I could make time. *scootches over*
Marge: Homer, eyes on the road!
Packing Heat Pt. 2
Homer: Marge, will you look at this hotel room? There’s a bathtub in the living room!
Homer: And a couch in the bathroom!
Marge: It is awfully fancy. Let me just get out of these clothes from the long drive. Um, Homie where did you pack my other clothes? The only thing in this bag is my sexy Santa outfit.
Marge: That’s — that’s all you packed me?!
Homer: Marge, what do you think we came up here for? Isn’t that the only outfit you need?
Marge: *annoyed grumble* Homer, we’re here for four days. Didn’t you want to take some time to go hiking or sight-seeing or anything?
Marge: Homer Simpson, you’re going to drive into town right this instant and buy me some more clothes.
Homer: But, Marge…we’re in the middle of nowhere. Plus I only brought exactly enough gas money to get us home.
Marge: Fine, then at least go downstairs and get me one of the hotel robes from the pool.
Homer: Your wish is my comm — ooh, there’s mints on our pillows!
Make Homer Go Downstairs to Get Marge a Robe- 4hrs
Make Sexy Santa Marge Take a Bath- 2hrs
Homer: Marge! I got you a robe!
Sexy Santa Marge: Thank you. Is…is that one of the sexy robes from the gift shop?
Homer: It sure is…
Sexy Santa Marge: Homer, you spent the last of our gas money to get another sexy outfit?!
Homer: Correction: I spent the last of our gas money — and downgraded us to a double room for a refund — to get another sexy outfit. Pack your bags, we’re down the hall now.
Packing Heat Pt. 3
Sexy Santa Marge: Fine, I’ll just change back into the dirty clothes I came in.
Homer: Can’t. I put them in the washing machine, but it turned out to be an ice machine, and when I put them in the microwave to melt, it exploded and shredded them. The shreds are in the dryer. At least I hope that’s the dryer.
Sexy Santa Marge: Okaaayyy, I’ll call down to the lobby and have them bring me up one of the pool robes.
Homer: Can’t. I put our room on double-reverse-do-not-disturb, which means they can’t disturb us AND we can’t disturb anyone else. Just to be safe. Because of all the sexy times we were planning…
Sexy Santa Marge: And our cellphones?
Homer: Threw them out the window to make sure the kids couldn’t contact us.
Sexy Santa Marge: *annoyed grumble* I’m heading down to the pool myself to get a robe, since you obviously can’t be trusted to do it.
Homer: In that outfit?
Make Sexy Santa Marge Sneak Down to the Pool- 2hrs
Make Homer Mope in the Hotel Room- 2hrs
Sexy Santa Marge: *sneaking* Okay, I’m just about to the pool now. I just need to make sure no one sees me in my sexy Santa costume.
Helen Lovejoy: Timothy, stop splashing me, please.
Rev Lovejoy: *splashes* I’m baptizing you, Helen. Get it?
Jessica Lovejoy: *splashes* I want to baptize Mommy, too!
Sexy Santa Marge: *whispering* Oh, no. What are they doing here? If I can just sneak around to the other side of the pool without them seeing me…
Helen Lovejoy: *gasp* Marge Simpson! To think that you would come all the way here just to seduce my husband.
Rev Lovejoy: You think she’d do that?
Helen Lovejoy: *puts hands over Reverend Lovejoy’s eyes* Well, I won’t give you OR him the satisfaction! C’mon, we’re leaving. Everyone put on your pool robes. It’s a good thing we got the last ones.
Sexy Santa Marge: *annoyed grumble*
Packing Heat Pt. 4
Sexy Santa Marge: I guess I’ll just go to the front desk. I don’t even care who sees me anymore.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Welcome to the Resort at — hgggghhh—
Sexy Santa Marge: Is it possible that you have any more pool robes in the back room?
Squeaky Voice Teen: *gulps* I — we have — I can check on that for you…
Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try Not to Stare- 4hrs
Make Sexy Santa Marge Hide Behind a Lobby Ficus- 4hrs
Make Homer Hatch a Plan Back in the Room- 4hrs
Sexy Santa Marge: Homer, I’m back. And lucky for you they were all out of robes, so I’m still as sexy as ever. Homer? Are you here? Homer, you’re not trying to play that sexy hide-n-seek game again, are you? Because I’m really not in the mood.
Packing Heat Pt. 5
Homer: Alright, everyone. Step right up. It’s five dollars to make me do a belly flop. Ten dollars to cover myself in grease and slide off the roof of the pool gazebo… Fifteen dollars and I’ll get inside that floaty tube and do the truffle shuffle in the deep end…Whoa, slow down. One at a time. Okay — form a line, everyone…
Make Homer Humiliate Himself for Cash- 4hrs
Make Sexy Santa Marge Search for Homer- 4hrs
Sexy Santa Marge: Homer? What in the world are you doing?
Homer: *slides off roof of pool gazebo* Marge, look at how much money I made just by humiliating myself! And to think I was gonna do that anyways.
Sexy Santa Marge: Oh, Homie. You did this all for me?
Homer: Yeah, I made enough money for gas to get us home AND some new clothes for you.
Sexy Santa Marge: Or…we could skip the clothes and just get this sexy Santa outfit back to the room where it belongs…
Homer: You don’t have to ask me twice!
Sexy Santa Marge’s Permanent Tasks:
|Play Jingle Bells with Homer||1hr||$70, 17xp||Simpson House|
|Sneak Around||4hrs||$175, 45xp||Outside/Visual|
|Wrap Christmas Presents||8hrs||$275, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Have a Date Night||12hrs||$420, 100xp||Smooches on the Beach/Palm Springfield Resort/Various Other resorts in Springfield/Simpson House|
|Explain the Birds and the Bees to Lisa||24hrs||$600, 150xp||Simpson House|
And that’s it my friends, the details on Sexy Santa Marge…
Up Next? Nothing. I have completed the Clash of Creeds prize track posts! 🥳 Nothing to do now, provided you’ve finished the rest of Act 4, but sit back and wait for the event to come to an end on Wednesday morning.
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