Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Ol’ Gil is back in Springfield! Always a pleasure to see our favorite salesman roaming the streets of Springfield! (hey EA, when the heck are you going to make Gil a playable character?!)
Anyway, Gil is back and, as always, he’s got another “deal” for us. What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well, this is one you’ve got to see to believe…
So let’s break down the details of this latest offer and determine if this deal is worth the donuts or if you should take a hard pass…
So when you first get into Springfield (well after you’ve launched the event stuff…of course) you’ll see Gil waving his arms around…just begging you to tap on him…
If you tap on him you’ll see…
Gil: Ol’ Gil’s gotta deal that’ll feel unreal! You won’t find a diner that’s any diner than this! Plus, this place comes with certain “perks” if you know what I mean.
Titania: And just what “perks” do you mean?
Gil: What? Oh, I was talking about the hot wings!
At which point you’ll see his latest gimmick…
If you refuse…
Gil: Aw, jeez. I was really hoping to punch the last hole in my Knockers card for a free side of fires after my twelfth purchase. Say, can I interest you in a Knockers card with eleven holes in it?
If you accept…
Gil: Hot Diggity! Gil’s gonna be getting attention from the ladies tonight. And all it costs is a mug o’ brew, a basket o’ wings, and the chance for a decent tip! If only Ol’ Gil could afford to tip. Wouldn’t that be somethin’?
Now real quick…if you refuse the offer will go back to the store. It will be there…
This Deal Ends March 10th (when the event ends)
And now for the part, you’ve all been waiting for…the Should I Buy…
Donut Cost: 199 Donuts
Earns: $135, 15xp/4hrs
Conform-O-Meter: Consumerism +20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
WDTCF:Titania- “Pygmoelian” S11, E16
Knockers- “Don’t Fear the Roofer” S16, E16
This Deal Ends March 10th
-Comes with a questline
-Fun animated tasks.
-Will NOT help with the event. (ie does not earn event currency)
-Has visual tasks in Knockers
-Knockers is animated when in use, the neon sign is animated.
What Did I D0?:
I picked it up, but honestly save your donuts. This combo isn’t worth the 199.
Titania’s Permanent Tasks:
|Pretend to Flirt||1hr||$105, 26xp||Knockers|
|Practice Drunk Tossing||4hrs||$260, 70xp||Outside/Visual|
|Try to Get Smart||8hrs||$420, 105||Outside/Visual|
|Point to Her Eyes||12hrs||$600, 150xp||Knockers|
|Buy Roller Skates||24hrs||$1,000, 225xp||Try N Save/Brown House|
And here’s the Turbo Tappin’ Version of the questline…
Peak Performance Pt. 1
Make Titania Mope About Life- 4hrs
Peak Performance Pt. 2
Make Titania Practice Drunk Tossing- 4hrs
Peak Performance Pt. 3
Make Titania Learn Martial Arts- 4hrs
Make Akira Try to Teach Karate and Cultural Awareness- 4hrs
Peak Performance Pt. 4
Make Titania Try to Get Smart- 8hrs
Make Lisa Encourage Titania to Read- 8hrs
Peak Performance Pt. 5
Make Titania Pour Drinks for New Fans- 4hrs
What are your thoughts on Titania and Knockers? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!
And finally, because I know a lot of you like to know these things…