Springfield Enlightened Act 1 Full Dialogue: Girl, Enlightened

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

As we prepare for Act 2 of the Springfield Enlightened event to start tomorrow, it’s time to wrap up Act 1 with a pretty little bow…in the form of the hilarious dialogue!

So here’s a look at the full dialogue for Girl, Enlightened…just in case you missed it by tapping too fast…

Sunday Manifesto
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Lisa: …and at that moment, Siddmartha achieved enlightenment.
Lenny: Wow, Lisa. That was really beautiful.
Lisa: Um, what are you doing in Sunday school?
Carl: Learning about…Sunday.
Lisa: But I thought you two were Buddhist.
Lenny: We thought you were, too.
Lisa: Wait. You’re just here for the free donuts, aren’t you?
Carl: Not JUST the donuts. We like the coffee too.
Lenny: You know who I’d like to have coffee and donuts with? Siddmartha.
Carl: I’d go with Richard Gere.
Bart: Wish granted.
Carl: *gasp* You can summon Richard Gere?!
Bart: Pfft. No. There’s not enough coffee in Brazil for that. I meant Siddmartha.
Make Bart Manifest Siddmartha- 6s
Make Lisa Question Reality6s
Lisa: Bart, how did you do that?
Bart: I dunno. How does anything happen around here? EA or Sky Finger.
Lisa: Why does she look exactly like me? It’s creepy.
Siddmartha: Excuse me, I believe it is YOU who looks like ME. And it IS creepy.

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 1
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Homer: Another religious event? Didn’t we just have one of those like… *counts on fingers*…a while ago?
Lisa: It was six months ago, and your spirituality is no worse off than your counting. But Buddhism isn’t a religion. It’s a philosophy.
Homer: Another philosophy event?
Make Lisa Explain Buddhism to Homer- 4hrs
Make Homer Try to Seem Interested- 4hrs
Collect Lotus Flowers- x150.
Carl: So, Siddmartha, what brings you to the Springfield tire fire?
Lenny: Carl, you brought her here.
Carl: I did?
Lenny: And then you fainted and when you woke up you said you’d had the craziest dream.
Carl: That sounds familiar…
Lenny: And then you saw Siddmartha and realized it wasn’t a dream and then you fainted again.
Carl: It’s coming back to me…
Lenny: And the last time you woke up, Siddmartha asked if we’d give her a tour of Springfield and you said let’s start with the tire fire.
Carl: I’m feeling faint again.
Siddmartha: Although it’s a very nice tire fire, I get the impression that this town is…rather unenlightened.
Lenny: Oh, yeah. Big time.
Siddmartha: I believe I can help. With the right teachings, the good people of Springfield may achieve balance and peace.
Lenny: Oh, you won’t find that here.
Siddmartha: Balance and peace?
Lenny: Good people.
Carl: *faints*

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 2
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Siddmartha: Before I begin teaching the people of Springfield, we need to create a place for them to seek out their curiosities and answer their myriad questions.
Lenny: What, like a psychic?
Siddmartha: I was thinking more of a university. Somewhere people could take classes on enlightenment, balance, inner peace, comparative bioeconomics…
Lenny: Comparative bioeconomics?
Siddmartha: Well, you need a balanced education. In fact, we could start a local campus of Kathmandu U.
Carl: I heard that was a huge party school.
Siddmartha: Only if you do Greek life.
Lenny: Wouldn’t it be a lot cheaper to just add some classes to Springfield University rather than build an entirely new one?
Siddmartha: Yes, but then we wouldn’t have a building on the prize track.
Make Siddmartha Make Plans for Kathmandu U- 4hrs
Make Lenny Hand Out Admission Flyers-
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Make Carl Design the Course List- 4hrs
Collect Lotus Flowers- x125.
Siddmartha: Very well. Please summon everyone to the town square.
Lenny: Everyone?
Carl: Yeah, you’re not gonna want everyone.
Siddmartha: Why not?
Carl: Have you seen everyone?

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 3
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Siddmartha: Thank you for attending this address on the virtues of Buddhism.
Helen Lovejoy: I thought this was a Tubberware party!
Siddmartha: You see, inner enlightenment can search the depths of your soul and root out corruption.
Quimby: Corruption? Who said corruption? I’ll need to see your warrant.
Siddmartha: It all starts with balance. Everything in life weighs on the scales—
Wiggum: Who said balance on the scales? And I don’t need a warrant!
Siddmartha: *sigh* Explaining Buddhism to this group will be a true test.
Homer: Test?! Who said there would be a test?!
Make Siddmartha Try to Explain Buddhism- 4hrs
Make Springfielders Get Belligerent- x10. 4hrs
Collect Lotus Flowers- x100.
Kirk: I think I’m starting to get it. Thanks to karma, people get what they deserve.
Siddmartha: That’s right. Karma is a good place to start on the journey to enlightenment. If you do good for others, it will bring even more good.
Kirk: No, I mean getting what THEY deserve. See, there’s this guy from high school…
Siddmartha: I think it’s better to focus on the positive aspects, like doing good for others, rather than on people getting their just deserts.
Kirk: I don’t want Chad to get desserts, I want him to get a good punch in his ugly face! Now that would be karma!

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 4
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Siddmartha: Thank you for sharing that story, Kirk. I can see that Chad really hurt you.
Kirk: He did.
Siddmartha: Then channel that energy you feel into positivity.
Krusty: Screw positivity. Let’s get this Chad guy! Anybody know his number?
Siddmartha: This kind of vengeance will only fill you with negative energy.
Krusty: I’ve got some negative energy for you! *throws a rotten tomato*
Siddmartha: *wipes tomato off* Okay, that was uncalled for.
Meditating Bear: Raawwararrr!
Krusty: Aaaah! Dear God! What did I do to deserve this?!
Kirk: A bear! Krusty threw that tomato and now he’s being attacked by a bear! Karma is real!
Siddmartha: No, that’s not what happened. It’s just a random occurrence!
Kirk: A bear in the middle of Springfield? Seems like divine intervention to me.
Krusty: Can we debate this later? I’m getting mauled over here!
Make Siddmartha Clean off Rotten Tomato- 4hrs
Make Krusty Fight the Bear-
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Make Kirk Plan for Revenge Against Chad- 4hrs
Collect Lotus Flowers- x125. 

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 5
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Siddmartha: Advisor Frink, I need your help. Everyone in Springfield is obsessed with the negative effects of karma.
Advisor Frink: Sometimes a little obsession can bring about good things.
Siddmartha: But they learned the exact opposite of what I was trying to teach them. They’re trying to pervert karma to harm their enemies!
Advisor Frink: By Buddha’s flavin, does that work? Because I have this colleague named Professor Chad—
Siddmartha: You’re not helping.
Advisor Frink: Then perhaps you need to find a solution in Zen, with the dreaming and the omming… *enters trance*
Siddmartha: Well, Zen is sort of a different brand of Buddhism, but sure, I can think about — I mean, meditate on it.
Make Advisor Frink (if Owned) Test the Limits of Karma-  4hrs
Make Siddmartha Contemplate Advisor Frink’s Advice- 4hrs
Collect Lotus Flowers- x150. 

And that’s it my friends!  The full dialogue for Act 1 of Springfield Enlightened!

Thoughts on the dialogue? Did you read it live or catch up on it here? What was your favorite part of Act 1? Ready for Act 2 to start? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

9 responses to “Springfield Enlightened Act 1 Full Dialogue: Girl, Enlightened

  1. Why is noone listening to people who still can’t get into game when you try to sign in stupid code won’t work

  2. I had 23 prizes in my token box, 14 included characters, 8 buildings, 1 decoration…I was pretty stoked about getting something cool…I feel like Charlie Brown at Halloween…all I got was a rock…in this case the “snare” decoration. Booooooo.

  3. Yes I received mine a while ago & had no problems whatsoever.
    So I sympathise with those that are struggling but hope there are many like me.

  4. I’m content with Act 1 (two New Buildings, two New Characters – both are voiced – some Decor that I put to use).

    My favourite dialogue was between Advisor Frink & Professor Frink during their Questline 😅

    I still ❤️ sending Siddmartha on her 1 Hour Visual Character Task “plays with kitty”

    Gosh I really hope that Tappers are able to login via finding a solution with the ‘verification code’ (follow the steps and reboot your device so that it clears the cache out of the Game App) 🤔

  5. Just had a mini update, has changed the verification login page to say that the code will expire in 10 minutes.
    But funnily enough it hasn’t let me receive the code in an email yet!
    Oh well, who knows if EA will ever get it right.

  6. I’m enjoying this event and looking forward to Act II.
    Are we past the entry code issue? I was able to log into into my b-game without a code even though I’d dropped off the game earlier today. There was a “?” where the game name should’ve been, but I was able to get on. I guess I’ll find out.

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