Hell on Wheels Premium Dialogue: No-Helmet Dupree

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Act 4 of this event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event.  No-Helmet Dupree is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for No-Helmet Dupree, here’s the full dialogue for Goner in 36000 Seconds…

More details on No-Helmet Dupree can be found here…

Goner in 36000 Seconds Pt. 1
No-Helmet Dupree starts

Dolph: Dude, check it out! It’s Gene “No-Helmet” Dupree!
Gene Dupree: Howdy, boys.
Jimbo: Mister Dupree, can you show us how to be kings of the demolition derby like you?
Dolph: I’m already great at smashing stuff!
Gene Dupree: It all comes down to conditioning, boys. You got to get all your concussions out of the way up front. Drop this cinder block on my head.
Dolph: *looks at Jimbo*
Jimbo: *looking back* Even I think that’s a bad idea.
Gene Dupree: Fine. I’ll do it myself.
Make No-Helmet Dupree Practice Intense Skull Conditioning- 4hrs
Make Dolph Act Out Aggression- 4hrs
Make Jimbo Hacky Sack a Frog- 4hrs
Jimbo: Mister Dupree, that head demolition was…sublime.
Dolph: Yeah, dude, your forehead is like, unstoppable. Dude…?
Gene Dupree: Ughn…
Jimbo: Aw, man, he’s really messed up. It’s not a crime if we just watched what he did, right?
Dolph: Don’t think so, but we better dump him in front of the hospital and bail, just in case.

Goner in 36000 Seconds Pt. 2
No-Helmet Dupree starts

Dr Hibbert: Well, Mister Dupree, I’m not sure how to tell you this.
Gene Dupree: Hit me, Doc.
Dr Hibbert: That’s not how I would put it, but here goes…Your day is numbered.
Gene Dupree: Don’t you mean “Your DAYS are numbered”? Like a plural?
DrHibbert: I know when to use a plural. And this isn’t one of those times. *chuckles*
Make No-Helmet Dupree Ponder His Final Day- 4hrs
Make Dr. Hibbert Review Bedside Manner Notes- 4hrs
Gene Dupree: Dang it, if this is the end, I ain’t going out quietly! I’m going to leave a mark on this world bigger than the ones it left on my skull.
Declan Desmond: Can I film it?
Gene Dupree: Who are you?
Declan Desmond: Declan Desmond. Underappreciated documentarian.
Gene Dupree: What’re you doing in this hospital?
Declan Desmond: I’m filming an exposé on this hospital. Did you know the doctors here don’t know when to use plurals?

Goner in 36000 Seconds Pt. 3
No-Helmet Dupree starts

Declan Desmond: What do you say, Mr. Dupree? Can I film your final hours? The demolition derby world deserves to know the man behind the “no helmet”.
Gene Dupree: Gee, I don’t know…
Declan Desmond: People love the drama of a man preparing to meet his maker. And also senseless destruction. They especially like the senseless destruction.
Gene Dupree: Is that the kind of movies you make?
Declan Desmond: If it will get you to appear in one, then of course I do!
Make No-Helmet Dupree Collect Some Old Tires- 4hrs
Make Declan Collect an All-Syrup Squishee- 4hrs
Gene Dupree: Did you get me my Squishee?
Declan Desmond: I did. One All-Syrup Squishee. The proprietor made me promise that it wasn’t for human consumption. I demurred, but he still thanked me and asked me to come again. You’re not going to drink that, are you?
Gene Dupree: Naw, drinking it might make for a shocking ending to your film, but this ain’t for me. Put this stuff in an engine and it’s as potent as jet fuel. And only half as expensive.

Goner in 36000 Seconds Pt. 4
No-Helmet Dupree starts

Gene Dupree: Almost ready for the show. The only thing left to do is make some final adjustments to my demo car.
Declan Desmond: This is the perfect addition to my footage. *narrating* Leading up to his final act, the savant shares the wonders of his craft.
Gene Dupree: A properly souped-up engine requires an exact mixture of fuel, oil, and my secret ingredient. *unzips his fly*
Declan Desmond: Maybe I’ll just interview some local residents instead.
Make No-Helmet Dupree Soup Up a Demolition Engine- 4hrs
Make Declan Interview Springfielders- 4hrs
Declan Desmond: Tell me, sir, why are you here tonight?
Homer: Because this quest didn’t have a single regular Simpsons character in it.
Declan Desmond: No, I mean, what are you hoping to get out of the experience?
Homer: For once I hope I get to do something other than “Do a Plant Shift” or “Collect Junk” or “Fight Bigclaw”.
Declan Desmond: *looks around* Doesn’t anyone in this town wear a helmet?

Goner in 36000 Seconds Pt. 5
No-Helmet Dupree starts

Declan Desmond: What’s going through your mind right now, Gene?
Gene Dupree: Doc Hibbert said I’ll be dead this time tomorrow on account of this dent in my head and there’s nothing he could do.
Declan Desmond: Any regrets?
Gene Dupree: I regret he’s not a better doctor.
Declan Desmond: I will make sure you are remembered, Gene. Not just for the size of your head dents, but for the size of the spectacle you created on your way out.
Gene Dupree: And the size of my heart?
Declan Desmond: Would you like that?
Gene Dupree: Yeah. See, I got an enlarged heart. Hibbert couldn’t do anything about that, either.
Make No-Helmet Dupree Go Out in a Blaze of Glory- 4hrs
Make Declan Capture Greatness- 4hrs
Declan Desmond: *narrating* Oh, the horror! Fire and twisted steel, the tragic loss of a man’s life at the height of his career! Let’s see the Academy ignore me for Best Documentary now!
Gene Dupree: Ugh…
Declan Desmond: Gene, you’re alive! Do you want to maybe…try again?
Gene Dupree: Naw, I actually think I’m going to be all right. And check it out. My head dent is pointing in a different direction now. I think I’m cured!
Declan Desmond: Uh, no, it’s the same direction. You’re looking in a mirror. In fact, that’s a new dent.
Gene Dupree: Aww…

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