Showbiz Showdown Premium Dialogue: Polystar Executive

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Lights! Camera! Actions!  Krusty’s making a Sands of Space squeal, but will his movie survive the studio’s crazy crossover?  Only time..and 5 weeks of tapping will tell!

Act 1 of this event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event.  The Polystar Executive is an all-new premium character for Springfield, who will not only help earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.

So let’s take a look at the questline for the Polystar Executive, here’s the full dialogue for Show Flopper…

More details on Polystar Executive can be found here…

Show Flopper Pt. 1

Homer: …so McBain says, “bashes to bashes, dust to dust” then drives the tank straight into the bad guys’ lair.
Polystar Executive: And you think this should be our next McBain movie?
Homer: Absolutely!
Polystar Executive: One more question…how did you get into my office?
Homer: I just waited until your secretary went to the bathroom.
Polystar Executive: I see. Well, thank you for your time and… Security! SECURITY!
Make Polystar Executive Call Security- 4hrs
Make Homer Get Dragged Out- 4hrs

Show Flopper Pt. 2

Polystar Executive: You know that fat man may be onto something…
Lindsay Naegle: With the notion that we need to hire more security around the studio?
Polystar Executive: Not that. What if we did another McBain movie?
Lindsay Naegle: McBain? Forget it, he’s yesterday’s news. People only want superhero movies now.
Polystar Executive: True, but they also crave authenticity. What if we turn McBain into an everyman…show his struggle?…McBain gets amnesia, wakes up not knowing he’s a super soldier and tries to live an ordinary life. But his boss is always breathing down his neck. Between work and the kids, he just can’t keep up.
Lindsay Naegle: It’s a terrible idea.
Polystar Executive: Terrible ideas often times mean big box office! I’ll flesh it out a little more.
Make Polystar Executive Brainstorm Ideas- 4hrs
Make Lindsey Naegle Quietly Leave- 4hrs

Show Flopper Pt. 3

Polystar Executive: Ugh, people pitch movie ideas to me all day and I can’t think of one!What if McBain is a cyborg assassin sent back from the future to kill a woman whose unborn son will one day save mankind from extinction. I call it Exterminator. *sigh* Why does that feel familiar? I better review some film footage to make sure.
Make Polystar Executive Review Film Footage- 4hrs
Lindsay Naegle: Congratulations! You finally finished your pet project.
Polystar Executive: That’s why they pay me the big bucks.
Wolfcastle: So I drive a tank through the wall and say “ashes to ashes, dust to dust?”
Polystar Executive: No, it’s “BASHES TO BASHES”. Because you’re bashing into the villain’s lair. Get it?
Wolfcastle: Not really.
Lindsay Naegle: …did you plagiarize this from the fat man’s script?
Polystar Executive: Everything but the title.
Lindsay Naegle: Welcome to Hollywood!

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