Well, ol’ Gil’s back with another offer to tempt you to spend those donuts. Lets take a look at what he’s up to this time…
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend those Donuts so you can make your own minds up.
In this post:
• The Dialog
• The Deal
The dialog:
The offer:
Gil: I bet all this talk of Vaults and Vandals has you itching to try an expansion pack for yourself. So how about taking a look at this rare collector’s item?
Comic Book Guy: Excuse me, but Lord Montgomery’s Castle is being sold in MY shop. I will sue you for copyright infringement.
Gil: Aw, jeez. Ol’ Gil can’t take on another lawsuit. I’ve already lost the shirt…and my britches…oh AND my boxers!
Gil: Think you can help me out, friend? If you already owned this expansion pack, he wouldn’t have a case.
Reject it:
Gil: Shucks. Well do you at least know any good lawyers I could hire?
Lindsay Naegle: I’d be happy to represent you. My fee is ten thousand dollars per hour, and that includes the time you’ve spent sleeping in my office already.
Gil: I can’t afford that. Say, do you accept Vaults and Vandals merchandise as payment?
Lindsay Naegle: I’ll see you in court.
Comic Book Guy: Your lawsuit is right behind mine!
Buy it:
Gil: That’s just swell. You got it just in time for me avoiding that fella pullin’ me in front of a judge.
Comic Book Guy: I’m afraid now that you’ve profited off your illegal distribution, you’ve committed a class two felony. I’ll see you in court.
Gil: Aw, court…well at least ol’ Gil will have a roof over his head during the arraignment.
The deal:
• Cost: 250 Donuts
• Name: Lord Montgomery’s Castle
• Type: Building
• Built: 6 seconds
• Earns: 135 $$s and 15 XP every 4 hours
• Job(s): Yes, Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns has a 4 hour job, Admire the Castle
Bundled with:
• Name: Dragon of Springfieldia
• Type: Decoration
• Built: instant
• Bonus: Yes, 5.5%
• Earns: Nothing
• Animated: Yes, and when tapped
• Job(s): No
Always animated:
Just sits there breathing and puffing out smoke.
Yeah, yeah – bit like me, I know !!
When tapped:
Rears up and roars…
…and breathes fire
PS, when you realise how big it is then it’s no wonder they decided not to let it wander !!
Thanks to Castiel_Touk for the pic.
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your thoughts might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please let us know what you think in the comments.
Hi there! What characters do we need for tomorrow morning for the start of Act 4? I missed chat with every one yesterday.
Hope you are all well🌷
Is the gil deal available for the rest of the event? Or is it only around for a short period of time within the event?
It’s here for another week and a bit until the event ends – watch the timer below those store items if you’re unsure or need to get a few more Ds to buy it . .
Hard-Buy, everyone wanted a flying fire breathing dragon not brick-a-brac
I grabbed this the minute I saw it.
I almost didn’t read that dragon has a bonus of 5.5%. Good thing that I am very thorough. Now I am going to buy it for sure! Thank you for this post!!!
I brought this because I thought the dragon would be able to fly around Springfield. I want back my donut’s 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I bought it & normally don’t fall for Gil “deals” wish the dragon was a roaming NPC & not a decoration though
Exactly. I’m disappointed it doesn’t fly around. Without that, I’m not sure how much of this event’s buildings/etc will survive the post-event cull.
Given that IMO it’s much easier to get donuts without spending real $ I’ll probably get this. Heck, I get FOMO if I even pass up the character/donut bundle that does cost real $. 🤣
EA should be pleased suckers like me help keep them profitable even when their console game studios release awful games like this year’s Madden. 😂