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Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Dropping in with a quick but AWESOME tip I just tested out to earn bunnies FASTER!  You can earn up to 20 more bunnies every 4 hrs…which translates to MORE EGGS!

Now if you’ve been reading this blog regularly during this update you’ll know that you can earn 10 bunnies each time you grow carrots on Cletus’s Farm.  So 10 bunnies every 4 hrs…BUT there’s a way you can cut that time in half and get 10 bunnies every 2 hrs…with out using donuts!

Here’s what you’ll need for this:

-Part 8 of the main questline, Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins, started, Harvest Carrots at Cletus’s Farm.
-Witch Marge (from Halloween 2012 and 2013)
-Ability to check your town every 2 hrs

Here’s what you do:

-Grow Carrots on Cletus’s Farm…4hr task.
-Use Witch Marge skin to Speed Up Crops
-This will cut the time in half for carrots!  From 4hrs down to 2hrs!
time cut farm
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-Clear your town of bunnies BEFORE you harvest the carrots.  Otherwise you might get a too many bunnies message.
-After you harvest the bunnies….Witch Marge will still have 2hrs left on her Speed Up Crops task.  You might think it was a waste right?  WRONG…plant carrots AGAIN, right away after harvesting them.
witch empty

-Witch Marge will STILL cut the time in half on the carrots.

So…1 4hr Witch Marge task = 2 Carrot Harvests on Cletus’s farm, which equals 20 Bunnies every 4 hours!

Yes, I’ve fully tested this and it works COMPLETELY!

What a great way to earn Eggs quicker!

Special thanks to our reader Marc who pointed this out to me!

Simple Town Designs: Cletus’ Farm

Hey there Hoppereenos. Just bouncing in for a few simple ideas of things to do with your town to add a lil design element to them. These are all just a basic “idea” pool. What you actually end up putting into your town is completely up to you.

For this Simple Town Design, I wanted to show a few ideas that I have used for Cletus’ Farm as well as my neighbors.

Cletus' Farm


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Hey y’all!  How you be doing round abouts that der game which be going all tappity tap.  Y’all ready fer anuther posty dealy about dem yellar people?

Cletus TSTO

Wow… who knew it’d be hard to write all white trashy mctrasherson?  I guess I can thank my mom for all my edumacashun.  It’s more than a love of The Simpsons which has helped me be so S-M-R-T.  So… Alissa and Bunny have been so entertaining with their lady character posts every Sunday (Real Housewives of Springfield) and I’ve been slacking.  To remedy this, I thought I’d talk about good ol’ Cletus Delroy Spuckler aka Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.  Click continue reading to get started and see an image of Cletus mooning you. Continue reading

Addicts Question Corner: YOUR Valentine’s Day Questions Answered

Hey Howdy Hey Heart Breakers!

I’ve been noticing a few questions popping up in the comments of some posts and, while we try to answer each one individually, I thought everyone could benefit from the answers to these questions.  So it’s time for another addition of Addicts Question Corner….


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Help! I Accidently Started Growing Corn on Cletus’s Farm! How Do I Get Out of It?

Been there done that! Luckily canceling a crop while it’s growing is easier than brewing moonshine (although not as tasty)!
Here’s what you do:

1) Open up your move menu (arrows on the bottom right of the screen) and tap on Cletus’s Farm:

tsto cletus farm
2) Once you’ve selected the farm it will be highlighted in green (or red). Tap the cardboard box (inventory) and select the blue Store button:

tsto cletus farm cancel crop
3) Next open up your inventory (accessed via the build menu & again the cardboard box) and tap on Cletus’s Farm and place it back where it was.

That’s it you’re all done! Now you can get back that high quality moonshine!
TSTO Cletus