Right then, you’ve got your Rundown and Turbo Tappin’ up so lets take a look at the cash offering for this event …
Alien Bart
As ever this isn’t exactly a Should I Buy, more like it’s a look at what you get if you decide to spend some real money so you can make your own minds up.
Here’s what’s in this post:
• Basic info
• Unlock Questline with Dialog
• Bonus Questline with Dialog
• Permanent tasks
• Joint tasks
Lets get started then, shall we . . .
Basic info:
Cost: In app purchase, 132 Donut bundle
● Alien Bart (Character)
• Premium: Yes
• Voiced: No
• Questline: Yes, 2 of ’em
• Animated Job(s): Yes, 1 hour and a 12 hour joint task with Bart
Note: Earns event currency for Acts 1 to 4
Unlock Questline with Dialog:
Now You See Me, part 1:
Alien Bart: …
Bart: What the heck are you?
Alien Bart: …
Bart: Another me? Nobody does Bart better than the original.
Milhouse: Hey, cool…another Bart.
Bart: He’s an alien me, Milhouse.
Milhouse: Does he have a sister?
Bart: …it’s going to be one of those questlines, isn’t it?
Alien Bart: …
• Make Alien Bart Stare at Bart – 4 hours
• Make Bart Try to Ignore Alien Bart – 4 hours
Milhouse: I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out later.
Bart: I’d love to, Milhouse.
Milhouse: I was talking to Alien Bart.
Bart: …
Alien Bart: …
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Now You See Me, part 2:
Luann: Oh, it’s you two…or is it three?
Luann: Millie, you need other friends besides Bart Simpsons.
Milhouse: You won’t even know they’re here. We’re going to go hang out in my room.
Alien Bart: …
Luann: Good. That way it’ll be like having no Bart Simpsons at all.
Bart: That’s it. Milhouse, I changed my mind. I’m going for a walk.
Alien Bart: …
• Make Alien Bart Follow Bart Around – 4 hours
Bart: Okay, come clean! What’s your deal?
Alien Bart: …
Bart: …
Alien Bart: …
Bart: I’m going to have to go to a higher source…Lisa.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Now You See Me, part 3:
Lisa: Bart, are you—AAH!
Alien Bart: …
Lisa: What is he?
Bart: I have no idea. That’s why I came to you!
Alien Bart: …
Bart: He’s been following me all day and won’t say anything.
Bart: What good is an alien if he won’t share cool outer space stories?
Lisa: I think we might want to let Mom know about this.
Alien Bart: …
Bart: Lose the sad face. You can find someone else to bother, or you can eat my shorts!
• Make Alien Bart Eat Bart’s Shorts – 4 hours
• Make Bart Try to Rescue His Shorts – 4 hours
• Make Lisa Go Find Marge – 4 hours
Alien Bart: …
Bart: Eat my shorts is just a saying like don’t have a cow, man. They’re both in the Bible!
Alien Bart: …
Bart: I’ve had those shorts all my TV life — 35 years!
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Now You See Me, part 4:
Marge: Hello whoever you are. Do you have a name?
Alien Bart: …
Marge: And you’ve just let him follow you around?
Alien Bart: …
Marge: I just think it’s nice that you’ve been tolerating someone different from yourself.
Bart: I’m not tolerating him. And he’s not different. He looks like me and I want him gone!
Marge: Now, Bart. I think there’s room at our table for one more of you.
Bart: But I’m your son! And he’s just…an alien. You know he actually ate my shorts!
Marge: That does save me doing your laundry.
Bart: *long sigh*
• Make Bart Try to Befriend Alien Bart – 4 hours
• Make Alien Bart Get Bored and Leave – 4 hours
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Now You See Me, part 5:
Alien Bart: …
Milhouse: Hey, you’re that kid Bart was hanging out with earlier!
Alien Bart: …
Milhouse: I didn’t say anything because I was trying to play it cool ’cause that’s what I am, cool.
Alien Bart: …
Milhouse: My dad taught me that. I’ve learned a lot from him — how to disappoint a wife, how to get fired from a whole bunch of jobs…
Alien Bart: …
Milhouse: Mostly from listening to him and mom through my bedroom wall. Parenting takes many forms.
• Make Alien Bart Become a Milhouse Super Fan – 4 hours
Bart: Wait, what are you doing here?
Alien Bart: …
Milhouse: Oh, hey Bart! I didn’t think you’d be coming over today… Geez, this is awkward.
Bart: Has he been hanging out with you?
Milhouse: He’s such a good listener, Bart. You’d really like him…if you liked him.
Alien Bart: …
Bart: …I hate that I’m upset about this.
Alien Bart: …
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Bonus Questline with Dialog:
Note: This won’t show up until / unless you own the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come from the Christmas 2022 event and have completed the questline for Alien Bart, Now You See Me, and the one for that Ghost, The Black Wind Howls.
Speak No Evil, part 1:
Judge Snyder: What do you got for me, Wiggum?
Wiggum: A weird kid who’s been stalking the Simpson boy and his friend.
Alien Bart: …
Judge Snyder: What do you want me to do about it?
Wiggum: I don’t know. You’re the judge. Aren’t you supposed to make decisions?
Alien Bart: …
Judge Snyder: He doesn’t look like a threat to anyone…
Judge Snyder: …get him to a therapist for a few sessions and then let him go.
Wiggum: Passing the buck. I like it. Then we’re both off the hook. All right, kid. Come with me.
• Make Alien Bart Go With Wiggum – 4 hours
• Make Wiggum Take Alien Bart to Therapy – 4 hours
• Make Marvin Monroe Get a Chill Down His Spine – 4 hours
Marvin Monroe: Chief Wiggum, what can I do for you today?
Wiggum: Got a kid here, court-ordered therapy. Your problem now.
Alien Bart: …
Marvin Monroe: …not this again.
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Speak No Evil, part 2:
Dr Hot Dog: It’s good to share your emotions and not keep them buried under your hood.
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Dr Hot Dog: *hearing knocking on the door* Excuse me, let me just see who this is. Come in!
Marvin Monroe: *opens the door* Okay, Doc. Got you another problem case.
Dr Hot Dog: Dr. Monroe?! You do realize I’m in the middle of a session—
Marvin Monroe: This can’t wait. I’m leaving him with you.
Dr Hot Dog: …but…
Alien Bart: …
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
• Make Dr. Hot Dog Compose Himself – 4 hours
• Make Alien Bart Stare Around the Room – 4 hours
• Make the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Loom Nervously – 4 hours
Dr Hot Dog: Well, that was surprising. How ’bout we make this a group session.
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Dr Hot Dog: Thank you for your flexibility. Now, may we have your name?
Alien Bart: …
Reward: 100 $$s, 10 XP
Speak No Evil, part 3:
Dr Hot Dog: This has been a wonderful session. Not a lot of chit-chat. I like that.
Alien Bart: …
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Dr Hot Dog: Thank you both for being so open with me.
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Alien Bart: …
• Make The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Loom to Moe’s – 4 hours
• Make Alien Bart Stare Silently Inside Moe’s – 4 hours
Alien Bart: …
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Alien Bart: …
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Alien Bart: …
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Alien Bart: …
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come: …
Barney: For once I understood a conversation in this bar.
Reward: 200 $$s, 20 XP
Permanent tasks:
• Task: Eat Barts Shorts
• Time: 1 Hour
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 105 $$s, 23 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
• Task: Go Through Barts Things
• Time: 4 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 260 $$s, 70 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Simpson Home
• Task: Do Barts Homework For Him
• Time: 8 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 420 $$s, 105 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Simpson Home
• Task: Look For Bart Themed Merch
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Androids Dungeon, Coolsville, Shop
• Task: Argue With Bart Haters Online
• Time: 24 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Earns: 1000 $$s, 225 XP
• Animated: No
• Location: Java Server, Simpson Home
Joint tasks:
You’ll also need Bart free to start this
• Task: Follow Bart Around
• Time: 12 Hours
• Premium: Yes
• Alien Bart Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Bart also Earns: 600 $$s, 150 XP
• Animated: Yes
• Location: Outside – visual
There you have it, over to you. Is this a must-buy, a maybe or a hard-pass?
Your opinions might help any Addict who’s not made up their minds yet so please share your thoughts in the comments.
Back on Monday with a look at the stuff back in store.
Have a good weekend everyone.